Wednesday, January 30, 2008
People Who May Have Paid Too Much for Sunless Tanning
1. Police in North Carolina today broke up an illegal Oompah-Loompah Marriage-Citizenship ring.
2. "Marmalade facials and pink tuxes on prom night? Are you sure you guys wouldn't rather be with each other?"
3. "So, you thought it would be 'fun' to try and drink Hi-C Orangeade from a firehose? You guys are the worst prom dates ever."
4."On second thought, maybe I'll save my virginity for someone who isn't a total flaming douche."
5. "You know the funny thing about the amount of ecstasy it would take for you guys to get lucky with us? It doesn't exist."
Best of GregMan
What are the odds? I have this complexion.
Best of The Man
Orangey and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony.
Best of Jack Reacher
Once you go orange, you'll never....aw, hell, another falls victim to the lack of a word rhyming with orange.
Best of sonicfrog
The new film "The Brides of George Hamiltons" was so bad, it was neither screened nor sun-screened prior to it's release.
Best of prince of leaves
A moment later the boys were coaxed into smiling, permanently blinding the CCD sensor in the camera with the supernova glare from their aggressively-bleached teeth.
Best of Cybrludite
The live action "Star Blazers" movie didn't quite get the Gammalons' skin tones right.
Best of kg
Girls gone Oompa Loompa Wild.
Best of Submariner
Thundercats - the ORIGINAL "wedding crashers."