1. With Hillary, the term "soul food" has more than one meaning.
2. "Inter-generational, bi-racial lesbianism... you know what I'm talkin' about!"
3. "Welcome to the Hillary 08 campaign, honey-child. My husband Bill will now take away your dreams and aspirations. You can have them back at the end of my second term."
4. "You ever see that episode of Star Trek where Uhura and Shatner make out? You know what I'm talkin' about."
5. "Look, Sheniquah, your mom could have taken the easy way out. We have a whole fund set aside to provide 'planned parenthood' for Bill's ho's. But, she didn't, and now I gotta go Vince Foster on both of you."
6. Sheniquah liked sitting on Janet Reno's knee better, mainly because of the Parkinson's.
7. "Dear Barry. We have your daughter. If you ever want to see her in one piece again, you'll drop out now. - Hill."
8. "And I am pleased to accept NAWGLA's endorsement... and your 'in-kind donation.'"
9. "This one's just adorable. I think I'll eat her last."
10. "Did you notice a sign outside my house says 'N-gg-r Daycare?' 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause n-gg-r daycare ain't my f--king business, that's why!"