Thursday, January 10, 2008

My Fingers Smell Like Popcorns



1. "Wow, popcorn and Birth of a Nation on DVD. I love partying with Robert Byrd!"

2. "Wow, popcorn and Protocols of the Elders of Zion on DVD. I love partying with Ron Paul!"

3. "Wow, popcorn and Hairspray on DVD. I love partying with John Edwards!"

4. "Wow, popcorn and The Adventures of Long Dong Silver on DVD. I love partying with Clarence Thomas!"

5. "Wow, popcorn and Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS on DVD. I love partying with Hillary!"

6. "Popcorn and Heidi on DVD? Partying with Mitt Romney sucks."

7. "I love watching The Sound of Music with Ron Paul, but are we really supposed to be rooting for the Nazis?"

8. "Wow! Kucinich was right. If you drop acid and play Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz it totally syncs up."

9. "Yeah, I was expecting Huckabee to have a lot more popcorn, too."

10. "Wow, Popcorn and home-made pr0n with Bill Maher is so... whoa, I feel woozy all of a sudden."

Best of Capt. Queeg
Left: "Look, I'm Calista Flockhart having dinner."
Right: ""Look, I'm Mary-Kate Olsen having dinner."
Middle:"Look, I'm Lindsay Lohan having dinner."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, wait a minute... this popcorn has rufies and lead in it!... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

Best of Army of Mom
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the donut shop.

Best of Army of Mom
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the Asian massage studio.

Best of curly
Following the Hsu affair, the Chinese government now gives Hillary other forms of compensation.

Best of curly
"Wow, popcorn and CopPorn. I love partying with Robert Mueller!"


23 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

Left: "Look, I'm Calista Flockhart having dinner."
Right: ""Look, I'm Mary-Kate Olsen having dinner."
Middle:"Look, I'm Lindsay Lohan having dinner."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, wait a minute... this popcorn has rufies and lead in it!... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Behind The Scenes: Creators of the words for the word verification system.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Stop making me laugh, Mai-Ling! You make popcorn come out nose!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK, OK,... You're Chinese, I get it... You play joke... ok... but does anyone think this Coke tastes funny?"

Army of Mom said...

Ah, rook. Three rittle resbians. You rick pu**y?

Army of Mom said...

Awww, Rucy. I had my mouth open and everything!

Army of Mom said...

Awright, awright. I tell you everytin. He look likea man.

*Who doesn't love Mrs. Swan?*

Army of Mom said...

Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the donut shop.

Army of Mom said...

Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the dry cleaners.

Army of Mom said...

Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the all you can eat buffet.

Army of Mom said...

Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the Asian massage studio.

Army of Mom said...

An oldie, but a goodie:

Three is a magic number, yes it is.

Army of Mom said...

Then, I say, you no get brow job. Then, he say, you no get student visa. So, then, I say, well you not gonna like brow job I give ... then, he say ....

gregory said...

"Wow, popcorn and...oh, this movie sucks, what did you say your name was? Where's your remote...do you have HBO? I thought you were gonna mix us some drinks....

curly said...

Following the Hsu affair, the Chinese government now gives Hillary other forms of compensation.

curly said...

“When I tell him I eating popcorn, him say ‘call me Orville Lick-in-back-her’! Him so funny!”

Double the U said...

Oh that's cute, you can snort popcorn kernels... a few weeks ago two girls were snorting eels.

matt d, said...

o cool popcorn . . . wait what's in here . . . mark where not at the movies!

Submariner said...

Rufie-flavored popcorn - welcome to the female slave trade...

curly said...

"Wow, popcorn and CopPorn. I love partying with Robert Mueller!"

Submariner said...

"Huh? Popcorn and 'Bugsy Marone' on DVD? Why you ask shave? I not sure I rike partying with Woody Arren!"

jbinnout said...

As Hillary's amb'ass'ator to the world, Slick Willie promises to strengthen ties with China using Oralvilles corn with his own hot butter topping. urp