1. "Wow, popcorn and Birth of a Nation on DVD. I love partying with Robert Byrd!"
2. "Wow, popcorn and Protocols of the Elders of Zion on DVD. I love partying with Ron Paul!"
3. "Wow, popcorn and Hairspray on DVD. I love partying with John Edwards!"
4. "Wow, popcorn and The Adventures of Long Dong Silver on DVD. I love partying with Clarence Thomas!"
5. "Wow, popcorn and Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS on DVD. I love partying with Hillary!"
6. "Popcorn and Heidi on DVD? Partying with Mitt Romney sucks."
7. "I love watching The Sound of Music with Ron Paul, but are we really supposed to be rooting for the Nazis?"
8. "Wow! Kucinich was right. If you drop acid and play Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz it totally syncs up."
9. "Yeah, I was expecting Huckabee to have a lot more popcorn, too."
10. "Wow, Popcorn and home-made pr0n with Bill Maher is so... whoa, I feel woozy all of a sudden."
Best of Capt. Queeg
Left: "Look, I'm Calista Flockhart having dinner."
Right: ""Look, I'm Mary-Kate Olsen having dinner."
Middle:"Look, I'm Lindsay Lohan having dinner."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, wait a minute... this popcorn has rufies and lead in it!... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
Best of Army of Mom
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the donut shop.
Best of Army of Mom
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the Asian massage studio.
Best of curly
Following the Hsu affair, the Chinese government now gives Hillary other forms of compensation.
Best of curly
"Wow, popcorn and CopPorn. I love partying with Robert Mueller!"
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Left: "Look, I'm Calista Flockhart having dinner."
Right: ""Look, I'm Mary-Kate Olsen having dinner."
Middle:"Look, I'm Lindsay Lohan having dinner."
"Hey, wait a minute... this popcorn has rufies and lead in it!... Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
Behind The Scenes: Creators of the words for the word verification system.
"Stop making me laugh, Mai-Ling! You make popcorn come out nose!"
"OK, OK,... You're Chinese, I get it... You play joke... ok... but does anyone think this Coke tastes funny?"
Ah, rook. Three rittle resbians. You rick pu**y?
Awww, Rucy. I had my mouth open and everything!
Awright, awright. I tell you everytin. He look likea man.
*Who doesn't love Mrs. Swan?*
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the donut shop.
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the dry cleaners.
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the all you can eat buffet.
Ok girls, when you're done with your snack, its back to work at the Asian massage studio.
An oldie, but a goodie:
Three is a magic number, yes it is.
Then, I say, you no get brow job. Then, he say, you no get student visa. So, then, I say, well you not gonna like brow job I give ... then, he say ....
"Wow, popcorn and...oh, this movie sucks, what did you say your name was? Where's your remote...do you have HBO? I thought you were gonna mix us some drinks....
Following the Hsu affair, the Chinese government now gives Hillary other forms of compensation.
“When I tell him I eating popcorn, him say ‘call me Orville Lick-in-back-her’! Him so funny!”
Oh that's cute, you can snort popcorn kernels... a few weeks ago two girls were snorting eels.
o cool popcorn . . . wait what's in here . . . mark where not at the movies!
Rufie-flavored popcorn - welcome to the female slave trade...
"Wow, popcorn and CopPorn. I love partying with Robert Mueller!"
"Huh? Popcorn and 'Bugsy Marone' on DVD? Why you ask shave? I not sure I rike partying with Woody Arren!"
As Hillary's amb'ass'ator to the world, Slick Willie promises to strengthen ties with China using Oralvilles corn with his own hot butter topping. urp
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