Thursday, January 17, 2008

More Paulina


1. "Screw the prom. Let's just go to the roof and hock loogies onto pedestrians."

2. "Watch me put this cinder block through the windshield of Mike Huckabee's Toyota."

3. OHAI. I IS GRAYSCALE NOW. IS ROOM 4 ME ON BANNER? KTHX BAI

4. "Well, if you didn't want me to go to the top of your building, then what did you mean by 'roofies,' Mr. Maher?"

5. "Mrs Clinton! What are you doing with that strap-on?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"So tell me, Subby... What is the 'Eighth-of-a-mile- high club'?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hef's got the coolest gargoyles.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I met Richie through his MySpace page... He posted this cute picture he took of himself in the bathroom mirror, and I just felt a sort of.... connection, ya know?"

Best of duke of red
Verily, who is this Paulina, and why doth she createth much engorgement in mine trou?

Best of prince of leaves
Many viewers felt let down after all the hype, when the monster from "Cloverfield" turned out to be a spoiled fifty-foot supermodel having a snit fit.


20 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

V, you cut off my the rest of the picture with my sign, which reads: "Absolutely the property Of SOTG"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So tell me, Subby... What is the 'Eighth-of-a-mile- high club'?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hefner's got the coolest gargoyles.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I met Richie through his MySpace page... He posted this cute picture he took of himself in the bathroom mirror, and I just felt a sort of.... connection, ya know?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

What are the odds?...I have that outfit... at the foot of my bed and draped over the cieling fan.

If anyone actually quotes me the odds of that happening, I'll put a "cap" in yo ass! lol

Son Of The Godfather said...

Her pants were so tight...

...I could tell she had recently shaved.

...I thought she had a "Levi's" tattoo.

...she bent over to tie her shoe and coughed up a lung.

...I could see the "little man in the boat" behind the camel toe.

Submariner said...

Hell of a place for an alphabet lesson is all I can say...

Submariner said...

Black. It's the new, uh, black. Wannascrew?

Jack Reacher said...

You look tense. Why don't I rub your back, and you rub my, uh, front?

gregory said...

"Now just put the cinder block on your head and Chang will smash it with a sledgehammer."

duke of red said...

Verily, who is this Paulina, and why doth she createth much engorgement in mine trou?

prince of leaves said...

Many viewers felt let down after all the hype, when the monster from "Cloverfield" turned out to be a spoiled fifty-foot supermodel having a snit fit.

curly said...

“Put that lighting rod back in your pants, before you get us both electrocuted!”

word verification "bvjob"...I don't know what it is, but I'll take one!

curly said...

“How ironic, Hildabeast. I’m up on the roof while you’re down in the polls.”

curly said...

Finish the sentence correctly and win a free laptop!

“I’ll jump if you come any closer…
A. …with that intern application, Hillary!”
B. …with any more of your damn beauty tips, John Edwards!”
C. …with that tin foil hat, Dennis Kucinich!”
D. …with your offers to save my misbehaving soul, Mike Huckabee!”

Cybrludite said...

E. ...with any more lewd suggestions from the "Cap This" pervs!"

Submariner said...

F. ...with any more e-polls, Ron Paul supporter!"

Submariner said...

G. ...with that thing hanging out, SOTG."

Submariner said...

H. ...wearing flippers and a snorkle, Submariner!"

Chrees said...

Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek: proof that there is hope for us poor schlubs, or that there is a God and he has one hell of a sense of humor.