1. "Screw the prom. Let's just go to the roof and hock loogies onto pedestrians."
2. "Watch me put this cinder block through the windshield of Mike Huckabee's Toyota."
3. OHAI. I IS GRAYSCALE NOW. IS ROOM 4 ME ON BANNER? KTHX BAI
4. "Well, if you didn't want me to go to the top of your building, then what did you mean by 'roofies,' Mr. Maher?"
5. "Mrs Clinton! What are you doing with that strap-on?"
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"So tell me, Subby... What is the 'Eighth-of-a-mile- high club'?"
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Hef's got the coolest gargoyles.
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"I met Richie through his MySpace page... He posted this cute picture he took of himself in the bathroom mirror, and I just felt a sort of.... connection, ya know?"
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Verily, who is this Paulina, and why doth she createth much engorgement in mine trou?
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Many viewers felt let down after all the hype, when the monster from "Cloverfield" turned out to be a spoiled fifty-foot supermodel having a snit fit.
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V, you cut off my the rest of the picture with my sign, which reads: "Absolutely the property Of SOTG"
"So tell me, Subby... What is the 'Eighth-of-a-mile- high club'?"
Hefner's got the coolest gargoyles.
"I met Richie through his MySpace page... He posted this cute picture he took of himself in the bathroom mirror, and I just felt a sort of.... connection, ya know?"
What are the odds?...I have that outfit... at the foot of my bed and draped over the cieling fan.
If anyone actually quotes me the odds of that happening, I'll put a "cap" in yo ass! lol
Her pants were so tight...
...I could tell she had recently shaved.
...I thought she had a "Levi's" tattoo.
...she bent over to tie her shoe and coughed up a lung.
...I could see the "little man in the boat" behind the camel toe.
Hell of a place for an alphabet lesson is all I can say...
Black. It's the new, uh, black. Wannascrew?
You look tense. Why don't I rub your back, and you rub my, uh, front?
"Now just put the cinder block on your head and Chang will smash it with a sledgehammer."
Verily, who is this Paulina, and why doth she createth much engorgement in mine trou?
Many viewers felt let down after all the hype, when the monster from "Cloverfield" turned out to be a spoiled fifty-foot supermodel having a snit fit.
“Put that lighting rod back in your pants, before you get us both electrocuted!”
word verification "bvjob"...I don't know what it is, but I'll take one!
“How ironic, Hildabeast. I’m up on the roof while you’re down in the polls.”
Finish the sentence correctly and win a free laptop!
“I’ll jump if you come any closer…
A. …with that intern application, Hillary!”
B. …with any more of your damn beauty tips, John Edwards!”
C. …with that tin foil hat, Dennis Kucinich!”
D. …with your offers to save my misbehaving soul, Mike Huckabee!”
E. ...with any more lewd suggestions from the "Cap This" pervs!"
F. ...with any more e-polls, Ron Paul supporter!"
G. ...with that thing hanging out, SOTG."
H. ...wearing flippers and a snorkle, Submariner!"
Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek: proof that there is hope for us poor schlubs, or that there is a God and he has one hell of a sense of humor.
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