1. Barack's magic trick involved pulling a Chevy Malibu from Oprah's ass. Unfortunately, no one was impressed.
2. "Oh, M'sieur, just one mint? It is wafer thin."
3. "I am the Magic negro of Oprah's ass. Here to grant you five wishes."
4. "Yup. Five times last night. I had her barking like a dog."
5. Gallant offers a high-five to someone off-screen while Goofus tells the audience that rumors about Hillary's clenis have been greatly exaggerated.
Best of Submariner
From the size of that butt-monkey, it would seem that Oprah REALLY ticked off
Best of Foz
Well... it aint true of all black men honey [wink wink].
Best of Double the U
To the delight of his supporters, Obama gives an abortion on demand at one of his rallies.
Best of champaignken
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in and what will it kick out?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Behold! The Pimp Hand that can control Oprah!"
Best of Submariner
Oprah wows the campaign crowd by giving away a Magic Negro to every member of the audience.
Best of BUUUUURRRRNING HOT
"Talk to the finger 'cos you ain't worth OPRAH's whole hand."
Best of Rodney Dill
Objects in rear are
Best of mklasing
When asked if she supported Obama because he was black, Oprah reminded the audience member that he is "just a little bit black."
Best of lawhawk
Hey, let me show you my O face.
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From the size of that butt-monkey, it would seem that Oprah REALLY ticked off Jim Carey...
Hey B.O.; how many times didja give the Big O a big O?
Seriously, girlfriend; only like this...
Well... it aint true of all black men honey [wink wink].
Nothing up my sleeve; and VOILA
- a Peterbuilt!
hey, Hey, HEY! B.O. - "the bump" went out of style back in the 70's...
Whoa - that had better NOT be an idea for another kind of "government handout" B.O.
To the delight of his supporters, Obama gives an abortion on demand at one of his rallies.
Hey Rockie - watch me pull an Iowa caucus out of my, er, "hat."
"Feels like it's about this big."
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in and what will it kick out?
Raise you hand if you think Oprah and Stedman should get married?
Oprah describes the chances that a half-black, half-Muslim man will be elected President of the United States.
"Other people are waiting, Obama; how much longer?"
"Behold! The Pimp Hand that can control Oprah!"
"Oprah, what are Obama's qualifications for holding the most powerful office in the world?"
Obama: "O.K. crowd, calm down a second... I wan't you to hear Oprah's fake black accent which is almost as convincing as Hillary's..."
"Who ordered the dwarf and the vegetable oil?"
"Anyone want an advanced preview of Thursday's pic?"
"Indy!... Cover your heart!!!"
Is it me, or is "Smack My Bitch Up" inappropriate for a campaign song?
He'd make a heckuva great Darrin Stephens... and would be yet another Dick to take that role.
Oprah wows the campaign crowd by giving away a Magic Negro to every member of the audience.
ORA:
If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
Him: "It was this wide."
Her: "It was this long."
A quick reminder, folks; the Democratic National Convention is sponsored by MoveOn.org. Advertisements are not intended to foster belief, they are merely intended to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.
Wait, I though Oprah had Obama's back...
"Talk to the hand."
"Talk to the finger 'cos you ain't worth OPRAH's whole hand."
Objects in rear are larger than they appear.
When asked if she supported Obama because he was black, Oprah reminded the audience member that he is "just a little bit black."
Barack: Yup, it's this tall.
Oprah: It's really only this tall.
Hey, let me show you my O face.
Once again, it's not what you know. It's who you know.
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