1. A former Bill Clinton intern has a Pavlovian response upon meeting a Democrat presidential candidate.2. The Wraith Queen was pleased to have such a clean, articulate human to feed on.
3. The Furies looked
4. The editor passed on the obvious caption, knowing that the suspension of disbelief required to believe a trio of blonde Democrat women muttering "BRAINS" was beyond his audience.
5. August 2008: 25 people are crushed to death when Janet Reno tries crowd-surfing at the Democrat National Convention.
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NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
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I CAN HAZ DARK MEET?
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Its twoo, Its twoo
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Really, lady, I'm not a dentist. I can't help you with that molar.
Best of Jonathan
George Romero's wife was really beginning to freak out Obama.
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...so then I says "That ain't a penis, Hill; THIS is a penis!"
>zzzzzzip!<
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Still think the 19th Amendment was a good idea?
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As, he met with the League of Female Trekkies, Obama lacked the slightest clue what the "Kahn" reference that random women screamed at him was all about.
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Obama thought bubble: "Damn! The Oval Office's gonna need a bigger desk to fit all these ho's underneath it."
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NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
I CAN HAZ DARK MEET?
"A black eye, a fat lip, and a job!"
That joke always got Obama laughs.
Its twoo, Its twoo
"Where will YOU be when your Fibromyalgia kicks in?"
Really, lady, I'm not a dentist. I can't help you with that molar.
George Romero's wife was really beginning to freak out Obama.
...so then I says "That ain't a penis, Hill; THIS is a penis!"
>zzzzzzip!<
I know that's not your belly button. It's not my "finger," either...
Yes, I've ALWAYS been partial to red-headed throw-backs to the 70's...
Because SOMEone has to - Cap This! Standard #11:
Stand back, whilst I whip dis out!
Aaarrrggghhh! Out of my way, byotch! He's MINE!
Of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that we spoke.
Ohmigod! He is soooooo cute! Still think the 19th Amendment was a good idea?
"You? President? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!"
Sorry hon, Hillary's screech is FAR more "fingernails on the blackboard-ish. But you on the right? Baby you got that cackle down PERfect!
"Braaaaaaaainsssss!"
As a Democrat, Obama was not one to shy away from a group not yet pandered to, and so, he met with the League of Female Closet Trekkies. Sadly, he didn't understand the "Kahn" reference that random women screamed at him during his visit.
"You're right," Obama told her, "When you do that, I CAN see the light coming through your ears."
"What did the blonde woman say to the black senator? Do me! Get it? Get it? Hey, where ya going?"
Obama thought bubble: "Damn! The Oval Office's gonna need a bigger desk to fit all these ho's underneath it."
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