Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Magic Negro, It's What's For Dinner


1. A former Bill Clinton intern has a Pavlovian response upon meeting a Democrat presidential candidate.

2. The Wraith Queen was pleased to have such a clean, articulate human to feed on.

3. The Furies looked fabulous somewhat better after Montel gave them makeovers.

4. The editor passed on the obvious caption, knowing that the suspension of disbelief required to believe a trio of blonde Democrat women muttering "BRAINS" was beyond his audience.

5. August 2008: 25 people are crushed to death when Janet Reno tries crowd-surfing at the Democrat National Convention.

Best of duke of red
NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

Best of duke of red
I CAN HAZ DARK MEET?

Best of Rodney Dill
Its twoo, Its twoo

Best of Army of Mom
Really, lady, I'm not a dentist. I can't help you with that molar.

Best of Jonathan
George Romero's wife was really beginning to freak out Obama.

Best of Submariner
...so then I says "That ain't a penis, Hill; THIS is a penis!"
>zzzzzzip!<

Best of Robert
Still think the 19th Amendment was a good idea?

Best of ochagirl
As, he met with the League of Female Trekkies, Obama lacked the slightest clue what the "Kahn" reference that random women screamed at him was all about.

Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "Damn! The Oval Office's gonna need a bigger desk to fit all these ho's underneath it."


19 comments:

duke of red said...

NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

duke of red said...

I CAN HAZ DARK MEET?

duke of red said...

"A black eye, a fat lip, and a job!"
That joke always got Obama laughs.

Rodney Dill said...

Its twoo, Its twoo

Frank_IBC said...

"Where will YOU be when your Fibromyalgia kicks in?"

Army of Mom said...

Really, lady, I'm not a dentist. I can't help you with that molar.

Jonathan said...

George Romero's wife was really beginning to freak out Obama.

Submariner said...

...so then I says "That ain't a penis, Hill; THIS is a penis!"
>zzzzzzip!<

Submariner said...

I know that's not your belly button. It's not my "finger," either...

Submariner said...

Yes, I've ALWAYS been partial to red-headed throw-backs to the 70's...

Submariner said...

Because SOMEone has to - Cap This! Standard #11:

Stand back, whilst I whip dis out!

Robert said...

Aaarrrggghhh! Out of my way, byotch! He's MINE!

Of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that we spoke.

Ohmigod! He is soooooo cute! Still think the 19th Amendment was a good idea?

Van Helsing said...

"You? President? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!"

Submariner said...

Sorry hon, Hillary's screech is FAR more "fingernails on the blackboard-ish. But you on the right? Baby you got that cackle down PERfect!

prince of leaves said...

"Braaaaaaaainsssss!"

ochagirl said...

As a Democrat, Obama was not one to shy away from a group not yet pandered to, and so, he met with the League of Female Closet Trekkies. Sadly, he didn't understand the "Kahn" reference that random women screamed at him during his visit.

Jack Reacher said...

"You're right," Obama told her, "When you do that, I CAN see the light coming through your ears."

Jack Reacher said...

"What did the blonde woman say to the black senator? Do me! Get it? Get it? Hey, where ya going?"

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "Damn! The Oval Office's gonna need a bigger desk to fit all these ho's underneath it."