1. "The whale's about to explode!"
2. "Rosie jumped off the boat!"
3. "I just saw Ted Kennedy shirtless!"
4. "Michael Moore is peeing in the ocean, and he won't stop!"
5. "I just found out John McCain was the Republican nominee."
Best of andthenblammo!
"No, that's NOT a Baby Ruth!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Man, that David Spade needs more sun.
Best of Jack Reacher
The Surf Vampire, upper right, claims its latest victim.
Best of curly
“Who the hell let Ted Kennedy drive the bus?”
Best of curly
Authorities had Rosie O’Dumbell do a cannonball off the coast of Hawaii in order to test the Los Angeles ‘Tsunami Early Warning System’.
Best of prince of leaves
A pod-person with cerebral palsy screeches as she spots a human on the beach.
Best of Rodney Dill
The return of Ziggy Stardust.
Best of Submariner
no. No. NO! dammit - don't send Hasselhoff when I'm drowning - send ELENIAK!
Best of gregory
"...and finally, beaches in the Hamptons will be closed today after a large amount of white trash has reportedly washed ashore. Officials belive the contamination floated in from New Jersey."
Best of lawhawk
Well.. she knows she saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico.
33 comments:
"No, that's NOT a Baby Ruth!"
"I didn't know the water was so polluted! Now I'm covered with this horrible film of Axe body spray and Drakkar Noir cologne, AND IT WON'T COME OFF!"
"I said you could bury Daddy in the sand! I said NOTHING about an autopsy first!"
Ewwwww ewwwww oh my gawd, all those men are having one off in there.
Man, that David Spade needs more sun.
We title this picture: "Not Thursday".
"Hillary's in the changing room, and you'll never guess what I just saw.." Monica's excited report was cut short by the rifle shot that ended her life.
As the tide comes in, Monica runs screaming "Ocean levels are rising! It's happening!" and somewhere, Al Gore smiles.
WV: ejuac
The Surf Vampire, upper right, claims its latest victim.
“Who the hell let Ted Kennedy drive the bus?”
“Roe versus Wade”: choosing between the two main options available to you when you take a ride with Ted Kennedy.
I never knew Mick Jagger was double jointed.
Authorities had Rosie O’Dumbell do a cannonball off the coast of Hawaii in order to test the Los Angeles ‘Tsunami Early Warning System’.
A pod-person with cerebral palsy screeches as she spots a human on the beach.
"Herschel! Call the rabbi, quick! Oh vey, why didn't someone tell me Rev. President Huckabee was doing a mass baptism down there?!?"
Red tide!!!!!
The pool at Lambeau field was always a popular pre-game stop.
And that was the last time Ted Kennedy was allowed to drive the intern bus anywhere.
The return of Ziggy Stardust.
Edna had been warned about the cold, but not about shrinkage."
...and thus the new poster child for Global Warming became know as 'Climaty Jane'
Soylent Green is people!
no. No. NO! dammit - don't send Hasselhoff when I'm drowning - send ELENIAK!
Oh crap; I run like a girl!
Neo was confused. "Why is Morpheus in the surf? Why am I wearing a flowery, blue bikini? And where the heck is Mr. Anderson?"
Cover art concept 3;
Weird Al; Running With Scissors
Test Group Score - -7.31 out of 5
"...and finally, beaches in the Hamptons will be closed today after a large amount of white trash has reportedly washed ashore. Officials belive the contamination floated in from New Jersey."
Casting agents for the remake of Beach Blanket Bingo fortunately got rid of Sandra Bernhardt after she freaked in the water.
Sally ran wildly after seeing Silky Pony spanking gals along the beach. She didn't want him to see the mess her hair had become in the water. She knew she was next to be tossed over his knee.
Breeasts? no; it's 'brains!'
Booowels! no; it's 'brains!'
Aaaaanus! no; it's 'brains!'
"Please give generously to the United Liberal Real-Life Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste..."
Well.. she knows she saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Well, we know what she was screaming about. Something about a guy and a gherkin running about like a little nancy at Lambeau Field.
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