Saturday, January 19, 2008

The Horror of Party Beach


1. "The whale's about to explode!"

2. "Rosie jumped off the boat!"

3. "I just saw Ted Kennedy shirtless!"

4. "Michael Moore is peeing in the ocean, and he won't stop!"

5. "I just found out John McCain was the Republican nominee."

Best of andthenblammo!
"No, that's NOT a Baby Ruth!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Man, that David Spade needs more sun.

Best of Jack Reacher
The Surf Vampire, upper right, claims its latest victim.

Best of curly
“Who the hell let Ted Kennedy drive the bus?”

Best of curly
Authorities had Rosie O’Dumbell do a cannonball off the coast of Hawaii in order to test the Los Angeles ‘Tsunami Early Warning System’.

Best of prince of leaves
A pod-person with cerebral palsy screeches as she spots a human on the beach.

Best of Rodney Dill
The return of Ziggy Stardust.

Best of Submariner
no. No. NO! dammit - don't send Hasselhoff when I'm drowning - send ELENIAK!

Best of gregory
"...and finally, beaches in the Hamptons will be closed today after a large amount of white trash has reportedly washed ashore. Officials belive the contamination floated in from New Jersey."

Best of lawhawk
Well.. she knows she saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico.

33 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

"No, that's NOT a Baby Ruth!"

andthenblammo! said...

"I didn't know the water was so polluted! Now I'm covered with this horrible film of Axe body spray and Drakkar Noir cologne, AND IT WON'T COME OFF!"

andthenblammo! said...

"I said you could bury Daddy in the sand! I said NOTHING about an autopsy first!"

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww ewwwww oh my gawd, all those men are having one off in there.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Man, that David Spade needs more sun.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture: "Not Thursday".

Jack Reacher said...

"Hillary's in the changing room, and you'll never guess what I just saw.." Monica's excited report was cut short by the rifle shot that ended her life.

Jack Reacher said...

As the tide comes in, Monica runs screaming "Ocean levels are rising! It's happening!" and somewhere, Al Gore smiles.
WV: ejuac

Jack Reacher said...

The Surf Vampire, upper right, claims its latest victim.

curly said...

“Who the hell let Ted Kennedy drive the bus?”

curly said...

“Roe versus Wade”: choosing between the two main options available to you when you take a ride with Ted Kennedy.

curly said...

I never knew Mick Jagger was double jointed.

curly said...

Authorities had Rosie O’Dumbell do a cannonball off the coast of Hawaii in order to test the Los Angeles ‘Tsunami Early Warning System’.

prince of leaves said...

A pod-person with cerebral palsy screeches as she spots a human on the beach.

prince of leaves said...

"Herschel! Call the rabbi, quick! Oh vey, why didn't someone tell me Rev. President Huckabee was doing a mass baptism down there?!?"

Chrees said...

Red tide!!!!!

Rodney Dill said...

The pool at Lambeau field was always a popular pre-game stop.

The Man said...

And that was the last time Ted Kennedy was allowed to drive the intern bus anywhere.

Rodney Dill said...

The return of Ziggy Stardust.

Rodney Dill said...

Edna had been warned about the cold, but not about shrinkage."

Rodney Dill said...

...and thus the new poster child for Global Warming became know as 'Climaty Jane'

Submariner said...

Soylent Green is people!

Submariner said...

no. No. NO! dammit - don't send Hasselhoff when I'm drowning - send ELENIAK!

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Submariner said...

Oh crap; I run like a girl!

Submariner said...

Neo was confused. "Why is Morpheus in the surf? Why am I wearing a flowery, blue bikini? And where the heck is Mr. Anderson?"

Submariner said...

Cover art concept 3;
Weird Al; Running With Scissors
Test Group Score - -7.31 out of 5

gregory said...

"...and finally, beaches in the Hamptons will be closed today after a large amount of white trash has reportedly washed ashore. Officials belive the contamination floated in from New Jersey."

Army of Mom said...

Casting agents for the remake of Beach Blanket Bingo fortunately got rid of Sandra Bernhardt after she freaked in the water.

Army of Mom said...

Sally ran wildly after seeing Silky Pony spanking gals along the beach. She didn't want him to see the mess her hair had become in the water. She knew she was next to be tossed over his knee.

Submariner said...

Breeasts? no; it's 'brains!'
Booowels! no; it's 'brains!'
Aaaaanus! no; it's 'brains!'

"Please give generously to the United Liberal Real-Life Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste..."

lawhawk said...

Well.. she knows she saved a bundle on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Well, we know what she was screaming about. Something about a guy and a gherkin running about like a little nancy at Lambeau Field.