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"Can you feel me now?"
Regardless of what you think you see, this is NOT "Harry Reid abusing his power and forcing Nasty Pelosi into having unprotected butt sex." Nope.It's simply a metaphor for what our party is doing to the nation...
Thought bubble; "She really ought to see Edwards about her 'do..."
Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, does her best imitation of a taxpayer being rear-ended by the government, represented here by Harry Reid, D-Dingy.Nancy: this would feel much better with a little bit of lube. Can someone go get Congressman Frank?
"I knew John Edwards. She's no John Edwards."
"It may have felt good, Madame Speaker, but I assure you it did not smell so good."
"I'm no fashion plate, but at least my curtains match the carpet."
Sometimes, you're just really happy NOT to be wearing your "Oops I Just Crapped My Pants Brand™."Would you believe me if I said I was sorry, Harry?
Pelosi did her part as model for the new democrat representation of the classic "Comedy and Tragedy" masks, but Reid didn't study up on the recent Hillara video, so reviews were kinda... "Eh."
Harry Reid: I'm anal about my rights!Nancy Pelosi: You're right about anal!
>sniff!<You been hanging around with Shehan again, Nan?
Botox meets Viagra...Next on "Oprah"!
Nancy thought bubble: "Catch his reaction when he gets a whiff of that baby!"Harry thought bubble: "Dammmmn, what's she been eating?"
While Goofus cops a feel...oh, hell, they're both Goofus.
"Thanks, Harry, but no thanks. Hillary's is bigger."
Speaker Pelosi never saw the knife rising to her neck, and stood oblivious to the fact that her screeching laugh had at last broken down the remaining barriers holding back Harry Reid's pent-up murderous rage.
It wasn't until Senator Reid took a deep sniff that anyone realized that Speaker Pelosi had been dead for the past 48 hours.
Reid's hought bubble; "Rigor mortis or botox? Rigor mortis or botox? How the hell can one be sure?"
Reid's thought bubble; "1 She was pissed when we went on break. 2 She spent the break cloistered with Hillary. I wonder..."
Call you "Big Poppi?" Ri-i-i-i-ight! mwahahahahahahahaha
There... I think I had the batteries in backwards... is it working now?
On behalf of the DNP, Harry Reid switches on and unleashes the Nanbot Mk1™ on an unsuspecting United States.
Nancy shows Harry why the Folsom Street Fair is more fun than visiting the Mormon Temple.
Harry Reid goes anal about something other than his rights.
"No need for an abortion this time, Nancy; just take a cr-p afterwards."
Breaking the ass sealing.
Where the hell is the goddamned on/off switch!
Wait... what's that there on her scalp? I can almost make it out... 6... 6... uh-oh!
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