Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Doesn't even need no stinking caption




Best of Gagdad Bob
"I knew John Edwards. She's no John Edwards."

Best of curly
Harry Reid: I'm anal about my rights!
Nancy Pelosi: You're right about anal!

Best of curly
When Botox meets Viagra...Next on "Oprah"!

Best of Frank_IBC
It wasn't until Senator Reid took a deep sniff that anyone realized that Speaker Pelosi had been dead for the past 48 hours.

Best of Foz
There... I think I had the batteries in backwards... is it working now?

Best of lawhawk
Where the hell is the gawddamned on/off switch!

28 comments:

Submariner said...

"Can you feel me now?"

Submariner said...

Regardless of what you think you see, this is NOT "Harry Reid abusing his power and forcing Nasty Pelosi into having unprotected butt sex." Nope.
It's simply a metaphor for what our party is doing to the nation...

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "She really ought to see Edwards about her 'do..."

Robert said...

Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, does her best imitation of a taxpayer being rear-ended by the government, represented here by Harry Reid, D-Dingy.

Nancy: this would feel much better with a little bit of lube. Can someone go get Congressman Frank?

Gagdad Bob said...

"I knew John Edwards. She's no John Edwards."

Van Helsing said...

"It may have felt good, Madame Speaker, but I assure you it did not smell so good."

Gagdad Bob said...

"I'm no fashion plate, but at least my curtains match the carpet."

Submariner said...

Sometimes, you're just really happy NOT to be wearing your "Oops I Just Crapped My Pants Brand™."
Would you believe me if I said I was sorry, Harry?

Mo K said...

Pelosi did her part as model for the new democrat representation of the classic "Comedy and Tragedy" masks, but Reid didn't study up on the recent Hillara video, so reviews were kinda... "Eh."

curly said...

Harry Reid: I'm anal about my rights!

Nancy Pelosi: You're right about anal!

Submariner said...

>sniff!<
You been hanging around with Shehan again, Nan?

curly said...

Botox meets Viagra...Next on "Oprah"!

Jay Guevara said...

Nancy thought bubble: "Catch his reaction when he gets a whiff of that baby!"

Harry thought bubble: "Dammmmn, what's she been eating?"

Jack Reacher said...

While Goofus cops a feel...oh, hell, they're both Goofus.

Jack Reacher said...

"Thanks, Harry, but no thanks. Hillary's is bigger."

prince of leaves said...

Speaker Pelosi never saw the knife rising to her neck, and stood oblivious to the fact that her screeching laugh had at last broken down the remaining barriers holding back Harry Reid's pent-up murderous rage.

Frank_IBC said...

It wasn't until Senator Reid took a deep sniff that anyone realized that Speaker Pelosi had been dead for the past 48 hours.

Submariner said...

Reid's hought bubble; "Rigor mortis or botox? Rigor mortis or botox? How the hell can one be sure?"

Submariner said...

Reid's thought bubble; "1 She was pissed when we went on break. 2 She spent the break cloistered with Hillary. I wonder..."

Submariner said...

Call you "Big Poppi?"
Ri-i-i-i-ight! mwahahahahahahahaha

Foz said...

There... I think I had the batteries in backwards... is it working now?

Submariner said...

On behalf of the DNP, Harry Reid switches on and unleashes the Nanbot Mk1™ on an unsuspecting United States.

CJ said...

Nancy shows Harry why the Folsom Street Fair is more fun than visiting the Mormon Temple.

CJ said...

Harry Reid goes anal about something other than his rights.

curly said...

"No need for an abortion this time, Nancy; just take a cr-p afterwards."

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

Breaking the ass sealing.

lawhawk said...

Where the hell is the goddamned on/off switch!

Mr. Right said...

Wait... what's that there on her scalp? I can almost make it out... 6... 6... uh-oh!