Friday, January 11, 2008

Disturbing on oh-so-many levels

Timmah!


1. Karl Rove's Mini-Me prepares to assist his clone-daddy with his Satanic rituals.

2. Richie always wondered why *his* myspace page never got any offers from innernet pedophiles.

3. Whenever Hillary Clinton needs to cry, this is the image she thinks of.

4. One day, Richie just took a good hard look at himself and decided emotionally unstable Goth Girls were his best shot at escaping virginity.

5. His habitual erotic fixation on dressing in satanic garb and videoing himself using the toilet earned Richie a write-up in The Journal of the American Psychological Association and an invitation to a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house.

Very Super Best of metalgarth
"Folsum Street Fair... I tell you whut, that sounds like a good time" Hank Hill figured that this was just another one of Bobby's phases that would be soon forgotten but had no idea what he had just committed himself to.

Best of The Man
That's right girls...eat the popcorn, ummm so buttery.

Best of Targetpractice
Warning: Objects in mirror may be more pathetic than they appear.

Best of Targetpractice
What are the odds? I have that outfit!

Best of trigger girlie
Toilet pull chain from Walgreens...$2
"Hot Azalea" lipstick from a dollar store...$1.20
Black Everlast hoodie from a garage sale...$3

Looking like an overweight gangsta version of Dr Finkelstein from "NIghtmareBefore Christmas"...Priceless

Best of Chrees
The winning photo at "Would You Hit This" since all the answers were "Yes, with a baseball bat."

Best of Chrees
The annual convention for the American Philosophical Association deteriorated into a free-for-all after the keynote speaker posed this year's debate question: "Can you simultaneously have no chins AND a double chin."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Dear Grandma, Mom said I had to write you a "thank you" letter for the scarf you sent for Christmas andto send you a picture. Thank you. Here is a picture of me pissing on your shitty gift.
Billy

Best of curly
Richie, running into the clenis-draining Hildabeast in the men’s room, hoped to catch the meeting on film. For some reason, however, the mirror-reflected picture does not Hillary standing right beside him.

Best of divine miss m
The 2008 Planned Parenthood poster child.

Best of duke of red
"Subby! Dinner's ready!......Are you recording yourself wanking in the sink again??!?"

Best of Robert
SWA (Single White Androgyne) seeks same for fun and games. Into showers, role play, and rituals.

Best of Gagdad Bob
Billy was hard to describe. It was as if nature had stopped halfway between a man and a vat of suet.


38 comments:

trigger girlie said...

Johnny is taking a pic for his online initiation to the Crepes.

The Man said...

That's right girls...eat the popcorn, ummm so buttery.

The Man said...

Now a teenager, Ialdivs would never forgive his parents for naming him after a word verification login from their World of Warcraft blog.

The Man said...

How's that feel Mac? That will teach you to mock my dad, PC.

Targetpractice said...

Warning: Objects in mirror may be more less pathetic than they really are.

Targetpractice said...

Meant to delete "more" from my previous post. PIMF

Targetpractice said...

Karl Rove: The Early Years

Targetpractice said...

What are the odds? I have that outfit!

trigger girlie said...

Toilet pull chain from Walgreens...$2

"Hot Azalea" lipstick from a dollar store...$1.20

Black Everlast hoodie from a garage sale...$3

Looking like an overweight gangsta version of Dr Finkelstein from "NIghtmareBefore Christmas"...Priceless

Jack Reacher said...

Richie decided to save money by taking his own passport photo. Unfortunately, he wasn't allowed in to any country after showing his new passport.

matt d, said...

ok i cant i just cant that is the worst myspace pic ever

Chrees said...

The winning photo at "Would You Hit This" since all the answers were "Yes, with a baseball bat."

Chrees said...

The annual convention for the American Philosophical Association deteriorated into a free-for-all after the keynote speaker posed this year's debate question: "Can you simultaneously have no chins AND a double chin."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Dear Grandma,

Mom said I had to write you a "thank you" letter for the scarf you sent for Christmas andto send you a picture.

Thank you. Here is a picture of me pissing on your shitty gift.

Billy

Son Of The Godfather said...

A couple of pounds away from needing TWO MySpace pages.

curly said...

Pugsley’s endorsement of John Edwards includes toe tapping in the mens’ room to the tune of the Addams Family theme song.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy came to the unavoidable conclusion that there were things he would never experience... like sunshine, exercise, and a girlfriend.

curly said...

Richie, running into the clenis-draining Hildabeast in the men’s room, hoped to catch the meeting on film. For some reason, however, the mirror-reflected picture does not Hillary standing right beside him.

divine miss m said...

The 2008 Planned Parenthood poster child.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Andrew Sullivan and Puglsey Adams' had a love child...

Submariner said...

Some people need have no concern regarding internet predators.

CJ said...

"But am I hot enough for Jacqueline Massey Paisley Passey?" Richie wondered.

Whacko said...

"OK, now. Just a side view and my Eharmony.com application will be complete and the hot babes will be rolling in!"

Double the U said...

A soda can pop-top necklace, haven't seen one of those in years.

metalgarth said...

"Folsum Street Fair... I tell you whut, that sounds like a good time" Hank Hill figured that this was just another one of Bobby's phases that would be soon forgotten but had no idea what he had just committed himself to.

Double the U said...

At least V the K had the decency to crop the lower half and what he(?) was doing out of the picture.

Submariner said...

Karl Rove, you complete me...

Submariner said...

...and I thought that the THB was shooting at the Wed. Ghey's. Silly me.

Submariner said...

I remember this one "Gosh night" at band camp...

CJ said...

Is there any special reason we've all assumed this dude is a dude?

duke of red said...

"Subby! Dinner's ready!......Are you recording yourself wanking in the sink again??!?"

Robert said...

SWA (Single White Androgyne) seeks same for fun and games. Into showers, role play, and rituals.

Gagdad Bob said...

Billy was hard to describe. It was as if nature had stopped halfway between a man and a vat of suet.

Targetpractice said...

Look at that guy, then at this one:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3042/488/1600/expat.jpg

Seperated at birth?

Submariner said...

Pat. Self-portrait.

Rodney Dill said...

Sigmund offers proof he can keep three hamsters in his mouth at one time.

Rodney Dill said...

Uncle Fester's and Rosie O'Donnell's love child.

prince of leaves said...

"This just in to NBC News: we've just received what purports to be a 'martyrdom video' from the shooter in this morning's horrific school attack, which we'll run for ratings just as soon as we get it queued up..."