1. "She's an intern in my B&D Office, let her in you f**king idiots!" Hillary snapped at her Secret Service detail.
2. "Doesn't bother me at all Senator Clinton. Most of the congressional Democrats I've 'dated' don't cast reflections either."
3. "Tip the maid?" Hillary chuckled. "More like bent her over the table!"
4. A stimulus in search of a package.
5. "The maid? Heaven's no. I'm Senator Clinton's Harley mechanic."
Best of Submariner
Best of duke of red
Such a shame, that beautiful girl, and she's constantly bent over from the pain of osteoporosis. Drink your milk, kiddies!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Not fair!" fumed Sully. "That's what I was going to wear to the DNC convention!"
Best of lawhawk
Damn it. That'll teach me to leave my digital camera laying around...
Best of GregMan
Free from the stress of campainging for President, John Edwards was able to let his hair down at last.