Thursday, January 31, 2008

Comfort and Joy

AoS HQ


1. "She's an intern in my B&D Office, let her in you f**king idiots!" Hillary snapped at her Secret Service detail.

2. "Doesn't bother me at all Senator Clinton. Most of the congressional Democrats I've 'dated' don't cast reflections either."

3. "Tip the maid?" Hillary chuckled. "More like bent her over the table!"

4. A stimulus in search of a package.

5. "The maid? Heaven's no. I'm Senator Clinton's Harley mechanic."

Best of Submariner
Mom!?!

Best of duke of red
Such a shame, that beautiful girl, and she's constantly bent over from the pain of osteoporosis. Drink your milk, kiddies!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Not fair!" fumed Sully. "That's what I was going to wear to the DNC convention!"

Best of lawhawk
Damn it. That'll teach me to leave my digital camera laying around...

Best of GregMan
Free from the stress of campainging for President, John Edwards was able to let his hair down at last.



26 comments:

Submariner said...

"Why Subby, you've been a bad boy, haven't you?"
"Uh-huh!"

Submariner said...

Now I understand why every woman says she needs a "little black dress" in her closet - and I AGREE!

Submariner said...

Mom!?!

Submariner said...

So, which Clinton am I applying to? (not that it'll really matter for my "duties.")

duke of red said...

Such a shame, that beautiful girl, and she's constantly bent over from the pain of osteoporosis. Drink your milk, kiddies!

duke of red said...

Got Perfection?

Submariner said...

Bill Murray would have LOVED Ground Hog's Day if Andie McDowall was always like THIS...

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstralian:
Breakfast

The Man said...

I've got a poll I have to show you.

mklasing said...

The porn channel's version of "Romper Room" was quickly pulled from the Southern State viewing audience.

Jack Reacher said...

"Not fair!" fumed Sully. "That's what I was going to wear to the DNC convention!"

Jack Reacher said...

Just please don't spoil the moment, and tell me you're endorsing McCain also.

Submariner said...

Dale Evans laughed when she heard about Trigger and said she'd also like to be "stuffed and mounted;" just not in that order and not necessarily by Roy.

Army of Mom said...

What are the odds? I wish I had this girl in this outfit, too.

*oh wait, Army of Dad should be saying that, not me LOL*

Submariner said...

>Knock< >Knock<
"I'm Coming..."
"Never mind, too late..."




Updated it for you, Mom, but unless you're ready for "the talk" I wouldn't suggest trying it out on the 5 year old. Dad on the other hand... By the way, just added a link for you on my site.

lawhawk said...

Damn it. That'll teach me to leave my digital camera laying around...

GregMan said...

What are the odds? I have that woman.

GregMan said...

Free from the stress of campainging for President, John Edwards was able to let his hair down at last.

GregMan said...

What are the odds? Shrillary had this intern.

prince of leaves said...

"What...too wholesome?"

Submariner said...

Gaia! What's a girl gotta do to get a vegan brownie around here?

Son Of The Godfather said...

No caption, since I can't think and type with one hand busy... but is that Gillian Anderson (X-files)?

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather asked...
...but is that Gillian Anderson (X-files)?


That might be the XXX-files, but I don't think it's Gillian, amigo.

Grousie said...

actually, her name is Eva Green...she was in the latest Bond movie. Totally hot!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thanks grousie... something in the eyes hinted at Gillian, but now I know the true name of the future Mrs.SOTG :)

Grousie said...

you mean the future ex-Mrs.SOTG, don't you? thats the way it usually works out for me...;^)