1. "I need a man. Too obvious?"
2. Target: Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "Big Box Retailer."
3. Saddam's former human shields have difficulty adjusting to civilian life.
4. "Don't be a p-ssy. Throw the knives!"
5. You're traveling through space, to a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of cleavage. There's a signpost up ahead, your next stop: The Thursday Zone.
Best of Foz
I reckon she's looking for a circular error probability of about 9 inches.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Take the ratio of this circle's area to the square of its radius, and there, my friends, is one sweet piece of Pi.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Jennifer, I told you those doors DON'T open automatically!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Ma'am, your credit card has been declined... How would you like to pay for this?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Is this a big enough target for the New York Giant's Lawrence Tynes to actually hit?
Best of curly
“Yes Alex. I’ll take “Bull’s-Eyes That The Silky Pony Will Miss Every Time” for $200.”
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hiro Nakamura finds the real advantage in his ablity to freeze time.
Best of curly
Happy hour begins when the Van Wagner clock strikes 4:40.
Best of Rodney Dill
If women came with instruction manuals
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Now that's what I call a 'target rich environment'
Target dog
I reckon she's looking for a circular error probability of about 9 inches.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_error_probable
Take the ratio of this circle's area to the square of its radius, and there, my friends, is one sweet piece of Pi.
"Jennifer, I told you those doors DON'T open automatically!"
"Ma'am, your credit card has been declined... How would you like to pay for this?"
NRA foreplay.
Is this a big enough target for the New York Giant's Lawrence Tynes to actually hit?
How Target competes with K-Mart's "blue light" specials.
Hillary’s not shy about her targeted demographics.
SOTG: Good one on 'one sweet piece of Pi'!
Target greeters go to excessive lengths to welcome shoppers.
“Yes Alex. I’ll take “Bull’s-Eyes That The Silky Pony Will Miss Every Time” for $200.”
"Spin her again, until she's really dizzy, then send her in to Ms.O'Donnell."
Thanks, curly! ;)
Dennis Kucinich’s sole female intern had to go to great lengths to explain to him what a p-ssy was.
Since they had to lay off employees anyway, executives decided to have a bit of fun. Some later said the target should not have been twenty stories down, but hindsight is always 20/20.
Hiro Nakamura finds the real advantage in his ablity to freeze time.
Happy hour begins when the Van Wagner clock strikes 4:40.
"A white scarf with white pants?" cried Sully. "Is she mad?"
Van Wagner? Looks more like a Van Wilder clock to me...
foz - "9" CEP" and SOTG - "sweet piece of pi"
Excellent, both!
Barney Frank and Andrew Sullivan looked at each other. "I don't get it..."
We all know that the Hilldawg's tongue is her weapon of choice, right? She was just overheard telling ol' Bill that she needed to go "sight in" her weapon. Co-inky-dink?
Usually the center bull is red, not pink...
That Alanis Morissette! She always has the edgiest covers...
"Fire at will, Mr. Sullivan."
"If only I could..."
Answer revealed:
For those who had asked me "How do you get good at sliding the torpedo directly into a target?"
What Slim Picken's was really aimin' for.
If women came with instruction manuals
From Curlypedia: To most men, women play a very crucial role as the life support systems for vaginas.
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