Tuesday, January 22, 2008

BullsEye



1. "I need a man. Too obvious?"

2. Target: Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase "Big Box Retailer."

3. Saddam's former human shields have difficulty adjusting to civilian life.

4. "Don't be a p-ssy. Throw the knives!"

5. You're traveling through space, to a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of cleavage. There's a signpost up ahead, your next stop: The Thursday Zone.

Best of Foz
I reckon she's looking for a circular error probability of about 9 inches.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Take the ratio of this circle's area to the square of its radius, and there, my friends, is one sweet piece of Pi.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Jennifer, I told you those doors DON'T open automatically!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Ma'am, your credit card has been declined... How would you like to pay for this?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Is this a big enough target for the New York Giant's Lawrence Tynes to actually hit?

Best of curly
“Yes Alex. I’ll take “Bull’s-Eyes That The Silky Pony Will Miss Every Time” for $200.”

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hiro Nakamura finds the real advantage in his ablity to freeze time.

Best of curly
Happy hour begins when the Van Wagner clock strikes 4:40.

Best of Rodney Dill
If women came with instruction manuals


29 comments:

The Man said...

Now that's what I call a 'target rich environment'

Rodney Dill said...

Target dog

Foz said...

I reckon she's looking for a circular error probability of about 9 inches.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_error_probable

Son Of The Godfather said...

Take the ratio of this circle's area to the square of its radius, and there, my friends, is one sweet piece of Pi.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Jennifer, I told you those doors DON'T open automatically!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ma'am, your credit card has been declined... How would you like to pay for this?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

NRA foreplay.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is this a big enough target for the New York Giant's Lawrence Tynes to actually hit?

Son Of The Godfather said...

How Target competes with K-Mart's "blue light" specials.

curly said...

Hillary’s not shy about her targeted demographics.

SOTG: Good one on 'one sweet piece of Pi'!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Target greeters go to excessive lengths to welcome shoppers.

curly said...

“Yes Alex. I’ll take “Bull’s-Eyes That The Silky Pony Will Miss Every Time” for $200.”

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Spin her again, until she's really dizzy, then send her in to Ms.O'Donnell."

Thanks, curly! ;)

curly said...

Dennis Kucinich’s sole female intern had to go to great lengths to explain to him what a p-ssy was.

Jack Reacher said...

Since they had to lay off employees anyway, executives decided to have a bit of fun. Some later said the target should not have been twenty stories down, but hindsight is always 20/20.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hiro Nakamura finds the real advantage in his ablity to freeze time.

curly said...

Happy hour begins when the Van Wagner clock strikes 4:40.

Jack Reacher said...

"A white scarf with white pants?" cried Sully. "Is she mad?"

Submariner said...

Van Wagner? Looks more like a Van Wilder clock to me...

Submariner said...

foz - "9" CEP" and SOTG - "sweet piece of pi"

Excellent, both!

Submariner said...

Barney Frank and Andrew Sullivan looked at each other. "I don't get it..."

Submariner said...

We all know that the Hilldawg's tongue is her weapon of choice, right? She was just overheard telling ol' Bill that she needed to go "sight in" her weapon. Co-inky-dink?

Submariner said...

Usually the center bull is red, not pink...

Submariner said...

That Alanis Morissette! She always has the edgiest covers...

Submariner said...

"Fire at will, Mr. Sullivan."
"If only I could..."

Submariner said...

Answer revealed:
For those who had asked me "How do you get good at sliding the torpedo directly into a target?"

Rodney Dill said...

What Slim Picken's was really aimin' for.

Rodney Dill said...

If women came with instruction manuals

curly said...

From Curlypedia: To most men, women play a very crucial role as the life support systems for vaginas.