Wednesday, January 09, 2008

And Then, Ted Nugent Woke Up


1. "Isn't this much more fun than some stupid prom? Now, toss me another beer."

2. "Hey, terrorists! Terrorize this!" I'll never understand why Matt and Trey decided to go with puppets.

3. And in the end, she made good on her vow "(Not to) pay a lot for this muffler."

4. Casual Fridays at the United States Postal Service.

5. Usually, its the reader who shoots off on Thursday.

Best of curly
Next, on “24”: After his total transformation under distress, Jack finally escapes from the set of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’.

Best of Submariner
I dunno, is it just me or is Quentin Tarrantino an odd choice to direct Miss Congeniality III?

Best of Submariner
Cleveland St was a quieter place after Lara Croft moved in and took care of the Bumpus' dogs once and for all.

Best of Submariner
"You had me at the first clip."
Tacklebury was hopelessly in love...

Best of Chrees
Overheard at Spike TV's offices:
"Who needs writers? Let's just show babes and guns. And babes shooting guns. And babes..."

Best of Double the U
Red State foreplay.

Best of The Man
Who needs writers? Jacqueline Bauer will be the new star of 24...in my pants.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
It must be a "left-brain / right-brain" thing, cuz my eyes are in an endless belly-button / firearm loop.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Here's how I FINALLY squirrel-proofed my birdfeeder! Eat hot lead, Foamy!"

Best of Army of Mom
Next on Manswers: how to tell if a woman wants to break up.

Best of divine miss m
I want a margarita and I want it now.

Best of Army of Dad
Army of Dad Standard Cap:
These are a few of my favorite things.

36 comments:

Targetpractice said...

Self-defense training for new Clinton interns seems to be on track.

Little did the jihadi know his 72 virgins had been secretly trained by the Navy SEALS.

[Insert caption about Sully, Google search, and "big gun"]

Capt. Queeg said...

My "little friend" says hello, too.

Capt. Queeg said...

"..and I'm blazin' hot for my 2nd amendment rights."

curly said...

Next, on “24”: After his total transformation under distress, Jack finally escapes from the set of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’.

curly said...

Fatima passed her exit exams at the madrasa with flying colors.

curly said...

Abdul, your prom date is here.

Submariner said...

I dunno, is it just me or is Quentin Tarrantino an odd choice to direct Miss Congeniality III?

Submariner said...

Reason #1 that the lamestream media tends to ignore "fly-over" state voters:
Even their women folk know how to shoot vermin...

Submariner said...

Cleveland St was a quieter place after Lara Croft moved in and took care of the Bumpus' dogs once and for all.

Submariner said...

"You had me at the first clip."
Tacklebury was hopelessly in love...

Chrees said...

Overheard at Spike TV's offices:
"Who needs writers? Let's just show babes and guns. And babes shooting guns. And babes..."

Double the U said...

Red State foreplay.

The Man said...

Who needs writers? Jacqueline Bauer will be the new star of 24...in my pants.

The Man said...

After dismal ratings American Gladiators moved to cable, with a new twist on the Assault course...assault weapons.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack "fell down"
and "broke" his crown,
And now, the police are asking a lot of questions.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Burka THIS, Achmed!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The scary, undecipherable nightmares of SOTG:
"John Kerry, reporting for..."
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
*spit*

Son Of The Godfather said...

It must be a "left-brain / right-brain" thing, cuz my eyes are in an endless belly-button / firearm loop.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you're wondering what she's shootin' at, a pretty good clue would be the last ten pics.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "Spike" logo obviously refers to my EKG and this picture.

curly said...

Up next, on the PMS Network: Persuading your useless husband to take out the garbage.

Targetpractice said...

Just tell Grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were hunting down Bin Laden. She'll understand.

andthenblammo! said...

"Here's how I FINALLY squirrel-proofed my birdfeeder! Eat hot lead, Foamy!"

Army of Mom said...

Next on Manswers: how to tell if a woman wants to break up.

Army of Mom said...

Did any of you notice that she's wearing a bracelet? I didn't think so.

gregory said...

Love at first sight-in.

Army of Mom said...

This gun is just like my ex-boyfriend - once he's shot all he's got, he's useless.

Army of Mom said...

What are the odds? I have this outfit.

Army of Mom said...

IM N IRAQ SHOOTN UR TERRORSTS N LUK: NO VEIL!

Army of Mom said...

The previews for Rambo's Crying Game were hot until the He-male in the pink thigh-highs came in.

divine miss m said...

I want a margarita and I want it now.

Army of Dad said...

Army of Dad Standard Cap:
These are a few of my favorite things.

Submariner said...

Hey Kobe! Uhhhh, never mind...

divine miss m said...

The ultimate in feminine protection.

Colonel Forbin said...

Nice guns!

Double the U said...

If you said, "Oh wow, what type of rifle is that?" you are getting old.
If you said, "Look at that bad airbrush job, the shell is on the ejecting cartridge!", you are anal and old.
If you said, "ugh, exploiting women for their stupid gun nut fun" you are a liberal.