1. "Isn't this much more fun than some stupid prom? Now, toss me another beer."
2. "Hey, terrorists! Terrorize this!" I'll never understand why Matt and Trey decided to go with puppets.
3. And in the end, she made good on her vow "(Not to) pay a lot for this muffler."
4. Casual Fridays at the United States Postal Service.
5. Usually, its the reader who shoots off on Thursday.
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Next, on “24”: After his total transformation under distress, Jack finally escapes from the set of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’.
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I dunno, is it just me or is Quentin Tarrantino an odd choice to direct Miss Congeniality III?
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Cleveland St was a quieter place after Lara Croft moved in and took care of the Bumpus' dogs once and for all.
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"You had me at the first clip."
Tacklebury was hopelessly in love...
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Overheard at Spike TV's offices:
"Who needs writers? Let's just show babes and guns. And babes shooting guns. And babes..."
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Red State foreplay.
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Who needs writers? Jacqueline Bauer will be the new star of 24...in my pants.
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It must be a "left-brain / right-brain" thing, cuz my eyes are in an endless belly-button / firearm loop.
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"Here's how I FINALLY squirrel-proofed my birdfeeder! Eat hot lead, Foamy!"
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I want a margarita and I want it now.
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Self-defense training for new Clinton interns seems to be on track.
Little did the jihadi know his 72 virgins had been secretly trained by the Navy SEALS.
[Insert caption about Sully, Google search, and "big gun"]
My "little friend" says hello, too.
"..and I'm blazin' hot for my 2nd amendment rights."
Next, on “24”: After his total transformation under distress, Jack finally escapes from the set of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’.
Fatima passed her exit exams at the madrasa with flying colors.
Abdul, your prom date is here.
I dunno, is it just me or is Quentin Tarrantino an odd choice to direct Miss Congeniality III?
Reason #1 that the lamestream media tends to ignore "fly-over" state voters:
Even their women folk know how to shoot vermin...
Cleveland St was a quieter place after Lara Croft moved in and took care of the Bumpus' dogs once and for all.
"You had me at the first clip."
Tacklebury was hopelessly in love...
Overheard at Spike TV's offices:
"Who needs writers? Let's just show babes and guns. And babes shooting guns. And babes..."
Red State foreplay.
Who needs writers? Jacqueline Bauer will be the new star of 24...in my pants.
After dismal ratings American Gladiators moved to cable, with a new twist on the Assault course...assault weapons.
Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack "fell down"
and "broke" his crown,
And now, the police are asking a lot of questions.
"Burka THIS, Achmed!!"
The scary, undecipherable nightmares of SOTG:
"John Kerry, reporting for..."
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
*spit*
It must be a "left-brain / right-brain" thing, cuz my eyes are in an endless belly-button / firearm loop.
If you're wondering what she's shootin' at, a pretty good clue would be the last ten pics.
The "Spike" logo obviously refers to my EKG and this picture.
Up next, on the PMS Network: Persuading your useless husband to take out the garbage.
Just tell Grandma you couldn't have dinner with her because you were hunting down Bin Laden. She'll understand.
"Here's how I FINALLY squirrel-proofed my birdfeeder! Eat hot lead, Foamy!"
Next on Manswers: how to tell if a woman wants to break up.
Did any of you notice that she's wearing a bracelet? I didn't think so.
Love at first sight-in.
This gun is just like my ex-boyfriend - once he's shot all he's got, he's useless.
What are the odds? I have this outfit.
IM N IRAQ SHOOTN UR TERRORSTS N LUK: NO VEIL!
The previews for Rambo's Crying Game were hot until the He-male in the pink thigh-highs came in.
I want a margarita and I want it now.
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Hey Kobe! Uhhhh, never mind...
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Nice guns!
If you said, "Oh wow, what type of rifle is that?" you are getting old.
If you said, "Look at that bad airbrush job, the shell is on the ejecting cartridge!", you are anal and old.
If you said, "ugh, exploiting women for their stupid gun nut fun" you are a liberal.
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