Jack Reacher
1. "Got your nose, America! And if you want it back, you'll shut up and do as you're told!"2. Things That Smell Like Huma Abedin, one in a series of ten.
3. A moment later, Hillary turned down her thumb, and Keith Olbermann rammed his gladius through Tim Russert's skull for the Glory of Rome and the Empress.
4. "Is it Thursday? F--kin' A!"
5. Some people enjoy it more than others when their laxative kicks in.
Best of curly
The Hildabeast endorses the SilktPony’s new line of hair care products for women on the go.
Best of Silhouette
And as the Soviet flag slowly lowered behind newly elected Clinton, she taunted, "Gotcha now, bitches!"
Best of Silhouette
After failing the JCPenney audition, Hillary tries for a gig on a Mentos commercial.
Best of Targetpractice
Socialism: Fuck Ya!
Best of prince of leaves
Seeing a well-dressed Chinese man in the audience, Hillary reflexively pantomimes the signal to "bring the money bag to the green room".
Best of Jack Reacher
Hillary signaled approval of the crowd's screams, unaware that a giant Tylenol capsule was rolling inexorably toward her.
Best of trigger girlie
Hillary is using a mute button on her imaginary remote to turn off the booing crowd
Best of Army of Mom
Hillary's botox worked so well, she had to come up with excited hand gestures to match her facial expression.
Best of sonicfrog
Spoiler Allert!!! The monster from "Cloverfield" revealed!!!
Best of Submariner
"Snuke in the snitch? F--kin' A!"
36 comments:
Playing Charades with Hill always comes down to pantomiming ‘flick yer Bic’ and ‘burn the flag’.
“…and as President, I will uphold everyone’s second amendment rights to carry a pretend pistol.”
The Hildabeast endorses the SilktPony’s new line of hair care products for women on the go.
Hillary alerts her security detail to summon Bill by smiling and miming a handjob.
In an alternate reality, Shrillary learns of the Surge's failure in Iraq.
And as the Soviet flag slowly lowered behind newly elected Clinton, she taunted, "Gotcha now!"
After failing the JCPenney audition, Hillary tries for a gig on a Mentos commercial.
Hungry Huma hastily hummered Hillary's hymen.
"I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approved this tounge-twister."
Socialism: Fuck Ya!
With just my thumb, I can tax your ass into oblivion, reduce America's healthcare infrastructure to third-world status, and surrender to the Islamonazis.
Now, imagine what I could do with the other nine.
January 4th:
"She's been stuck like that since we broke the news that she placed third against Obama and Edwards. We've been using her as a coatrack ever since."
Things were looking up for Hillary until she made a botoctical error.
"Scorched earth! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhhh!!!!" After her loss of the nomination to Obama, Hillary surprises the Democrat convention and the world by triggering the forgotten Cold War-era doomsday weapon buried deep beneath the Yellowstone caldera.
Inauguration Night, 2009: newly crowned God-Empress Hillary signals the start of the horrifying bloodbath known to historians as the Great Penis Purge.
Seeing a well-dressed Chinese man in the audience, Hillary reflexively pantomimes the signal to "bring the money bag to the green room".
"Even my thumb is bigger than Obama's!"
Hillary signaled approval of the crowd's screams, unaware that a giant Tylenol capsule was rolling inexorably toward her.
As their eyes met across the room, Hillary gave a thumbs-up, and Rosie said "Sh** yeah, I'd tap that."
WV: mnnkf, the sound of me throwing up a little in my mouth.
Hillary is using a mute button on her imaginary remote to turn off the booing crowd
Where will YOU be when the laxatives kick in?
"How'd I make it through the night in Iowa?"
Oops I Crapped My Pants Brand™! (On sale at better retail outlets and pharmacies nationwide.)
I'm Shrillary Kkklinton and I approved of this message.
Reaching out to the younger voters, Hillary demonstrates her mad skills on the Wii.
Thought cloud:
Bill had a dumb grin combined with a thumb gesture that seemed to work for him. Wonder if I can go one up on him?
*crickets chirping*
Hmmmm. Doesn't seem to be working.
Hillary's botox worked so well, she had to come up with excited hand gestures to match her facial expression.
To pass the time between debates, Hillary challenged Obama to a thumb war.
Hillary gets really animated while reading to school children about Little Jack Horner.
Hillary demonstrates her clitoral massage method to a potential intern.
Hillary unveils her new campaign song: The Rolling Stones' "Under my Thumb"
Off-frame, left; "GAIA! Who dropped that queef?"
Spoiler Allert!!! The monster from "Cloverfield" revealed!!!
"Snuke in the snitch? F--kin' A!"
"Hey Hill; whadya think of the Madonna - Britney soul kiss?"
Still tryin' to work that JC Penney's catalogue modeling career gig in case the primaries don't work out, eh Hill?
...so that's when I said "Have a cigar, Monica?"
"GOTCHA!!" Hillary would never let VtheK live down the day he posted her picture on a freakin Thursday.
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