
1. "Here, let me adjust those for you."
2. "Your boobs are powerless against my combover."
3. "Quiet or His Royal Highness Spank."
4. "No time for the old in-out today, love. I've just come to read the meter."
5. "How 'bout I get in my knickers and get knackered playing with your knockers."
Best of Whacko
"Yes, your highness, they are real and they are spectacular!"
Best of jeff
"Thank you Your Highness - your ears are very large too!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
What the hell is Major General Hank Landry doing in that line, and who's watching Stargate Command?!?
Best of Van Helsing
"It's quite all right. I'm an expert in inspecting organic melons."
Best of andthenblammo!
"Just checking to make sure she's not a Fembot. She's not a Fembot."
Best of andthenblammo!
"So, 'ow are we fixed for tampons, luv? I'm available!"
Best of curly
“How would you like to make a two-headed, four legged humping beast with a big eared, latent homosexual, Islamofacist sympathizing Royal who would give up a chance for the throne in order to repeatedly boff a woman who makes Cindy Sheehag look like Pamela from Atlas Shrugged?”
Best of curly
“Princess Di let me handle hers – once.”
Best of Rodney Dill
Royal Purple Nurple
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yesss my Pressscioussss, we mussst have them."
Best of sonicfrog
"...It's good to be the King in waiting...."
Best of Submariner
So, I've handled your medals, pet; how'd you like to fondle the crown jewels?
Best of jbinnout
"Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough."
"That's amusing, sir."
HT: Whacko