
1. "Yes, you can tell Mrs. Clinton the Orgasmarator will be ready in time for the Emily's List fundraiser."
2. Nobody believed John Lithgow this time either.
3. "Nothing to see here, just tuning up Al Gore's ceiling fan."
4. "So, Elizabeth Edwards thinks she's cornered the market on voter sympathy, huh? Well, wait till the voters get a load of 'the Widow Clinton.'"
5. Unfortunately, Sheila got a D on her project anyway because "Girls just don't belong in Metal Shop."
Best of Rodney Dill
Just another smelly pilot hooker, move along
Best of mo fo
While touring the Middle East, Nancy Pelosi had one of her aides personally work on Iran’s Bushehr nucular power plant in order to show off her new appeasement strategy.
Best of Submariner
Jill Taylor decided to just buy a new one after Tim repaired her "personal massager" by hooking it up to a Binford T6000 Hemi motor.
Best of Double the U
Betty Crocker puts the final touches on the Mix Master 7000.
Best of racerboy
If I'm not mistaken, that's a Wench with a Wrench on a Wright...
Best of the paperboy
To combat global warming we will be mounting a battery of diesel powered 45,000 hp cooling fans for each square mile of industrialized population.
Best of nuts for tuna
'Rosie the Riveter' inevitably yielded 'Terry the Turboprop Mechanic'.
Best of prince of leaves
Rosie O'Donnell prepares "a simple experiment" to demonstrate that fire cannot melt steel.
Best of Rodney Dill
This was a spin cycle she was sure to remember.
Best of sonicfrog
"GE... building prop engines so simple, even your mom can fix it!!!"
Best of Kevin Walker
"Someone tell Mr Sullivan that his Uber Penetrator 300K is about fixed and that he can take the gerbil out now."
Best of Adjustah
Amanda was thrilled with her new cl!t piercing...
Source: Shorpy the 100 year old photo blog
Hat Tip: Evariste