
1. "This one will do!" Hillary proclaimed before sinking her fangs into the boys' neck and feasting on his warm, rich blood."
2. "Let me take a good look at you. Hmmm, not bad. Like a young Rosie O'Donnell. Do you have a sister, little boy?"
3. "When I'm president, you'll be able to rat out your parents for counter-revolutionary activities and have them shot. Won't that be fun?"
4. "Ohmigawd, it tried to touch me! Get it away! Get it away!"
5. "Hm, cleft chin, puffy eyes. Could be one of Bill's. Throw him in a landfill and pay off the little mongoloid's family."
6. "You must be the little retarded boy from Boise, I've heard so much about."
7. Her aides panicked. "Damn it! She's not supposed to feed on the flesh of the living when there are cameras about."
8. "Thank you so much for your endorsement, Mr. DeVito. It means the world to me."
9. "And once, Chelsea said 'But socialism has never worked,' so I grabbed her and shook her like this."
10. "Bunt? Runt? Shunt? Damn it, tell me what this label is referring to or I'll rip your mongoloid throat out."
Best of Jonathan "Dammit, Jorgé, stop guessing what she is and just give her the f#*&in' Crazy Candy!"
Best of Jonathan Jorgé is wondering "Where the Sam Hillary did her neck go?"
Best of Jonathan "Why should you vote for me? Do the words 'Vince Foster' mean anything to you?"
Best of Capt. Queeg "So, Jorge, did you ever see that scene in Alien where Harry Dean Stanton is looking for the cat?..."
Best of curly “Welcome to America, Jorge. Do you know how I can reach that saucy little fence jumper that I heard about last week?”
Best of curly “We welcome all the illegals…our soylent green could use some spices.”
Best of curly Illegal Mexican boys, willing to be touched by the politicians that American boys refuse to be near.
Best of Silhouette "I see you already have your hat in the correct position. Now, on your knees."
Best of prince of leaves ORA: "Always remember: the Corps is mother, the Corps is...the other mother."
Best of prince of leaves Pulling the rug out from under John Edwards, Hillary takes time out from campaigning to heal cripples with a laying on of hands.
Best of prince of leaves When asked later in life when exactly he caught the gay, Jorge would blame it on the lapdance he got from Hillary backstage at a campaign rally.
Best of Jack Reacher I was once a pudgy little boy like you, you know.
Best of bubbalove Susan the young Wiccan apprentice watched with glee but with impotent rage, Terry the Secret Service agent averted his eyes yet again as Hill-elzebub opened her gaping maw and quickly sucked the life-force out of her latest innocent victim!
Best of Cricket As the Death Eaters kept watch, Lady Voldemort selected her final Horcrux.
Best of Rodney Dill "Dennis Kuchinich, It's so good to see you again."
Best of Van Helsing A moment later, Shrillary sated herself by sucking the kid's brains out through the eye socket.
Best of Adjustah "See, I do have the heart of a small child. Now how do I get it out of her?"
Best of Rodney Dill "Yes I do have a prick... his name is Bill."
Best of Submariner Ah, the Farce is strong in this young one. I can use him for my machinations of galactic conquest...
Hat Tip:
Knowledge Is Power (again)