Friday, December 21, 2007

Who Are We to Judge Other Cultures?

1. Cat Stevens new bride was later heard humming, "I'm bein' followed by a ped-ophile, ped-ophile..."

2. Though it took a lot of doin', eHarmony did eventually find John Mark Karr's soul-mate.

3. Elizabeth Smart just can't catch a break.

4. Desperate for attention, Britney Spears' youngest sister brings yet another scandal to the family.

5. "Well, now I know how many goats I'm worth," Aisha thought. "I guess that's something."

Best of duke of red
"Your hymen better be intact, is all I'm saying...."

Best of Jack Reacher
Today on Tehran's top-rated talk show, "Ask Dr. Jalil," we discuss trophy brides and the grade schools where you'll find them.

Best of Rodney Dill
I'm sorry that part didn't grow back from the bomb blast. I'll let the other 71 virgins know.

Best of Tim
the awkward moment when you want to tell them they don't look anything like their online picture, but don't want to be murdered.

Best of prince of leaves
"You will tell no one about this, you understand?" Ahmed grumbled. "It happens to all men sometimes."

Best of prince of leaves
"Well, I guess it was okay, for the first time. At least, until you got overwhelmed there and started shouting out your goat's name..."

Best of Double the U
Welcome to the Newlywed game, our first question goes to Ickbar and Slema who have been married two months, Slema Would you say your husband treats you, better, about the same, or worse than the goats?


22 comments:

duke of red said...

"Your hymen better be intact, is all I'm saying...."

Jack Reacher said...

Further evidence that bridal markets in Saudi Arabia have instituted pricing by-the-pound.

Jack Reacher said...

After she asked "If your hand is cut off for stealing, what will be cut off for having sex with a young girl?" Aisha was never seen by her family again.

Jack Reacher said...

Today on Tehran's top-rated talk show, "Ask Dr. Jalil," we discuss trophy brides and the grade schools where you'll find them.

evariste said...

It's not one-sided, it's a symbiotic relationship. The little girl now has a steady source of food. She pecks at and grooms his beard, eating all the fleas and crumbs she can find. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Silhouette said...

"I have her younger sister in my hat."

Rodney Dill said...

I'm sorry that part didn't grow back from the bomb blast. I'll let the other 71 virgins know.

Rodney Dill said...

"Ya know we still have a lot of Christmas cards to address and send."

Double the U said...

So now that I married this old dude today, how can things get any worse?

Robert said...

For the love of Allah (PBUH), girl, you're sitting in the cat's bed again! Back on the floor where you belong!

Tim said...

the awkward moment when you want to tell them they don't look anything like their online picture, but don't want to be murdered.

prince of leaves said...

Both were disgusted when the imam explained their wedding night duties, but for very, very different reasons.

prince of leaves said...

"You will tell no one about this, you understand?" Ahmed grumbled. "It happens to all men sometimes."

prince of leaves said...

"Well, I guess it was okay, for the first time. At least, until you got overwhelmed there and started shouting out your goat's name..."

curly said...

If you want to see a movie about how these 7th century a-holes treat their young girls/women, Netflix “Osama”. Heartbreaking.

prince of leaves said...

"I'm sorry for seeming ungrateful, Ali...I guess I was just expecting something a little more sensual for our wedding bed than astroturf."

curly said...

“We must kill the infidels before their evil culture corrupts our. Now put down your dolls, get over here and perform your wifely duties.”

curly said...

♫ On the first day of Ramadan, my Imam gave to me:
A new bride, age of fourteen. ♪

Double the U said...

Welcome to the Newlywed game, our first question goes to Ickbar and Slema who have been married two months, Slema Would you say your husband treats you, better, about the same, or worse than the goats?

Anonymous said...

Are those white hairs at the corner of his mouth or is his rabies acting up? You be the judge.

Double the U said...

John Mark Carr grows a beard and moves to the Middle East where he is accepted.

lawhawk said...

Words fail me on this one; just gotta rant: that girl is so screwed by her culture that finds no problem with pedophilia.

Of course, this guy could claim he's simply following the example of Mohamed who did the same exact thing.