Wednesday, December 12, 2007

THIS DOODS HEAD IT HAS A FLAVUR

Brender

1. Ahmed's attempt to teach his camel to "give head" failed in the early stages.

2. With Day of the Zombie Camels, George Romero had really milked the franchise once too often.

3. "Get that disgusting, stinking, lice-ridden thing away from me," said the camel.

4. People magazine paid a pararazzo $40,000 for this photo of a lover's spat between Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker.

5. "I don't feel like humping, how 'bout some head?"

Best of sonicfrog
Joe Camel gets his revenge on those who destroyed his advertising career.

Best of Mr. Right
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? {CRUNCH} The world may never know..."

Best of Jack Reacher
Ahmed, a local rich man, felt his chances of getting into heaven would improve if he first passed through a needle while inside a camel. Ahmed was slightly retarded.

Best of curly
Misunderstanding the prescription for dizziness, Ahkmed substitudes a dromedary for Dramamine.

Best of Whacko
Towards the end of the primary season, debates between Hillary and Obama became quite personal and sometimes violent.

Best of Rodney Dill
Oliver Willis was the one thing I wish my camel hadn't regurgitated.

Best of attmay
Of all the stereotypes of black people, none was more puzzling than the Middle East one which said they're made of candy.

Best of Colonel Forbin
A little more to the left... that's it... Oh yeah... perfect!

Best of Army of Mom
Egyptian circuses lacked that fear factor of Barnum & Bailey.

Best of Army of Mom
Paparrazi capture Camel-ia's romp with the Egyptian pool boy behind Charles' back.

Best of prince of leaves
Like so many other areas of "science," the Muslim world's contributions to phrenology were often overlooked.


29 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Joe Camel gets his revenge on those who destroyed his advertising career.

The Man said...

Enumclaw's live nativity scene charged $0.50 for a 2 minute peek.

Mr. Right said...

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? {CRUNCH} The world may never know..."

Jack Reacher said...

The camel found his meal soft and insubstantial, but then again, everyone he tried was a Democrat.

Jack Reacher said...

Ahmed, a local rich man, felt his chances of getting into heaven would improve if he first passed through a needle while inside a camel. Ahmed was slightly retarded.

curly said...

While apostate beheadings are very primitive in Crapistan, at least the camels get a good meal.

curly said...

Ahkmed shows his daughter the proper way to put on the camel hijab.

curly said...

Misunderstanding the prescription for dizziness, Ahkmed substitudes a dromedary for Dramamine.

curly said...

Boolywood's movie "The Dromedary Strain" flopped at the boxoffice and caused mass riots in Tehran and Algers.

word verification "okgue", which I guess camel saliva is.

curly said...

A huge SilkyPony beauty products fan, Ahkmed hopes that camel spit will work as a proper substitute for organic oatmeal soap in his homemade hair conditioner.

curly said...

Raised by camels, Ahkmed shows submission to his Dad by offering him his head.

curly said...

At the drive through at McCamels, carnivorous camels in a hurry can get their Happy Infidel meals to go.

curly said...

meant to say...

At the drive through at McDromedary's, carnivorous camels in a hurry can get their Happy Infidel meals to go.

curly said...

♫ On the first day of Ahmadinejad-mas my supreme ruler gave to me,
A camel decapitaing a jihadi . ♪

curly said...

The camel later at the drugstore: “A bottle of Pepto-Bismol, please. Iranian food always gives me gas.”

Whacko said...

Towards the end of the primary season, debates between Hillary and Obama became quite personal and sometimes violent.

Whacko said...

"...And this is why OSHA regulations require the wearing of a turban when working around camels."

Rodney Dill said...

Oliver Willis was the one thing I wish my camel hadn't regurgitated.

attmay said...

Of all the stereotypes of black people, none was more puzzling than the Middle East one which said they're made of candy.

Rodney Dill said...

Camel: "Infidel... I will keel you"

Jonathan said...

BRAINS!!!!

Colonel Forbin said...

A little more to the left... that's it... Oh yeah... perfect!

Army of Mom said...

Egyptian circuses lacked that fear factor of Barnum & Bailey.

Army of Mom said...

No, no, Joe. Really, it is just salt. So, keep on. Don't stop.

Army of Mom said...

Paparrazi capture Camel-ia's romp with the Egyptian pool boy behind Charles' back.

Army of Mom said...

Note to self: Avoid Egyptian sex clubs which claim to have a higher ratio of females to men. You never know what species the females are.

Army of Mom said...

Where is Akmed's right hand?

wacha said...

"hey, stay away! Camels love nuts"

prince of leaves said...

Like so many other areas of science, the Muslim world's contributions to phrenology were often overlooked.