1. Ahmed's attempt to teach his camel to "give head" failed in the early stages.2. With Day of the Zombie Camels, George Romero had really milked the franchise once too often.
3. "Get that disgusting, stinking, lice-ridden thing away from me," said the camel.
4. People magazine paid a pararazzo $40,000 for this photo of a lover's spat between Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker.
5. "I don't feel like humping, how 'bout some head?"
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A little more to the left... that's it... Oh yeah... perfect!
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Joe Camel gets his revenge on those who destroyed his advertising career.
Enumclaw's live nativity scene charged $0.50 for a 2 minute peek.
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? {CRUNCH} The world may never know..."
The camel found his meal soft and insubstantial, but then again, everyone he tried was a Democrat.
Ahmed, a local rich man, felt his chances of getting into heaven would improve if he first passed through a needle while inside a camel. Ahmed was slightly retarded.
While apostate beheadings are very primitive in Crapistan, at least the camels get a good meal.
Ahkmed shows his daughter the proper way to put on the camel hijab.
Misunderstanding the prescription for dizziness, Ahkmed substitudes a dromedary for Dramamine.
Boolywood's movie "The Dromedary Strain" flopped at the boxoffice and caused mass riots in Tehran and Algers.
word verification "okgue", which I guess camel saliva is.
A huge SilkyPony beauty products fan, Ahkmed hopes that camel spit will work as a proper substitute for organic oatmeal soap in his homemade hair conditioner.
Raised by camels, Ahkmed shows submission to his Dad by offering him his head.
At the drive through at McCamels, carnivorous camels in a hurry can get their Happy Infidel meals to go.
meant to say...
At the drive through at McDromedary's, carnivorous camels in a hurry can get their Happy Infidel meals to go.
♫ On the first day of Ahmadinejad-mas my supreme ruler gave to me,
A camel decapitaing a jihadi . ♪
The camel later at the drugstore: “A bottle of Pepto-Bismol, please. Iranian food always gives me gas.”
Towards the end of the primary season, debates between Hillary and Obama became quite personal and sometimes violent.
"...And this is why OSHA regulations require the wearing of a turban when working around camels."
Oliver Willis was the one thing I wish my camel hadn't regurgitated.
Of all the stereotypes of black people, none was more puzzling than the Middle East one which said they're made of candy.
Camel: "Infidel... I will keel you"
BRAINS!!!!
A little more to the left... that's it... Oh yeah... perfect!
Egyptian circuses lacked that fear factor of Barnum & Bailey.
No, no, Joe. Really, it is just salt. So, keep on. Don't stop.
Paparrazi capture Camel-ia's romp with the Egyptian pool boy behind Charles' back.
Note to self: Avoid Egyptian sex clubs which claim to have a higher ratio of females to men. You never know what species the females are.
Where is Akmed's right hand?
"hey, stay away! Camels love nuts"
Like so many other areas of science, the Muslim world's contributions to phrenology were often overlooked.
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