Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Tensions Between the North Pole and the Empire Continue to Escalate

The Ghost of Tom Wopat


1. Apparently, they didn't fall for the "These are not the toys you're looking for" Mind Trick.

2. The next time Santa is running behind, he won't try to shoplift at the Mall of Coruscant.

3. Visits to Santa at the Mall of Coruscant can be an intimidating experience.

4. Lord Vader was "disappointed" not to get a Wii this Christmas.

5. The Mall of Coruscant does not look kindly on jolly old men practicing their 'wide stance' in the men's rooms.

Best of Tremor
In a further bastardized remake of the original Star Wars trilogy, Mr. Lucas changes the setting of the new secret rebel base from "Hoth," to "a Bismark North Dakota mall at Christmas."

Best of Tremor
"Imperial troops have entered the mall ... Imperial troops have entered the Mall..."

Best of sonicfrog
Pray you were good to the Empire this year...

Best of Submariner
So Coruscant figured, "If he can take care of the Martians, why not us?"

Best of Submariner
After Hillary found out Santa had put her on the "naughty" list, it appears she sent out her 'supporters' to bring him in for a little "re-education."


14 comments:

Double the U said...

The last Christmas, 2008 after Hillary wins the election.

Tremor said...

For his remake of the remake of the original Star Wars trilogy, Mr. Lucas changes the setting of the new secret rebel base from "Hoth," to "a Bismark North Dakota mall at Christmas."

Tremor said...

Overheard on the mall security radio net:

"Imperial troops have entered the base... Imperial troops have entered the......"

Mr. Right said...

Late 1970s TV specials that tried to cash in on the Star Wars craze always seemed to suck out loud, as we can clearly see in this scene from the long-forgotten turkey Rudolph the Red-Shouldered Stormtrooper

kg said...

These NRA campaign ads are getting a little ridiculous this year.

Rodney Dill said...

"C'mon sit on my lap... please?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Man these F**kin' elves make pretty short storm troopers."

Chrees said...

After the pummeling of the Easter Bunny, La Fours was taking no chances with this holiday.

sonicfrog said...

♫ One of these things
is not like the other... ♫

sonicfrog said...

♫ You know Slasher and Smasher and Dahlmer and Nixon.... ♫

sonicfrog said...

Pray you were good to the Empire this year...

sonicfrog said...

I would love to say I'm surprised, but seeing how bad the last few Star Wars movies were, the latest Lucas penned installment doesn't surprise me at all!!!

Submariner said...

So Coruscant figured, "If he can take care of the Martians, why not us?"

Submariner said...

After Hillary found out Santa had put her on the "naughty" list, it appears she sent out her supporters to bring him in for a little "re-education."