1. As they ran out of ideas about genetically reviving their species, the Asgard finally just started randomly beaming up hot chicks.
2. Just tell grandma you used her lace doilies to make a dress for a whore. She'll understand.
3. "Mary! I the Lord have chosen you to bear My Son... for what should be fairly obvious reasons."
4. "Walk into the light, Subby..." "Okeedokee."
5. "Well, if I were losing to some 'affirmative action lawn jockey' in Iowa, I'd have my aides start a rumor he had a drug problem. But, hey, what do I know? I'm just a whore."
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I'ld like to buy a vowel. An O please.
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Even 9 out of 10 Democrats agree: Dennis Kucinich’s undergarments look much better on Jill than they do on Dennis.
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Oh take me Alex Trabeck. What? You have tingling in your arms?
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Silky Pony had to touch himself. Her.hair.so.incredibly.shiny.bouncy.manageable.It's enough to make him like women.
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"Let's go, guys; it's like me dad useta say: 'If you wait too long to crank the shaft, there may be no petrol left in the ol' Healy!'"
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Care if she's a pirate? Frankly, I wouldn't even care if she was smelly!