1. As they ran out of ideas about genetically reviving their species, the Asgard finally just started randomly beaming up hot chicks.
2. Just tell grandma you used her lace doilies to make a dress for a whore. She'll understand.
3. "Mary! I the Lord have chosen you to bear My Son... for what should be fairly obvious reasons."
4. "Walk into the light, Subby..." "Okeedokee."
5. "Well, if I were losing to some 'affirmative action lawn jockey' in Iowa, I'd have my aides start a rumor he had a drug problem. But, hey, what do I know? I'm just a whore."
Best of Army of Dad
I'ld like to buy a vowel. An O please.
Best of curly
Even 9 out of 10 Democrats agree: Dennis Kucinich’s undergarments look much better on Jill than they do on Dennis.
Best of The Man
Oh take me Alex Trabeck. What? You have tingling in your arms?
Best of Army of Mom
Silky Pony had to touch himself. Her.hair.so.incredibly.shiny.bouncy.manageable.It's enough to make him like women.
Best of divine miss m
"Let's go, guys; it's like me dad useta say: 'If you wait too long to crank the shaft, there may be no petrol left in the ol' Healy!'"
Best of Merovign
Care if she's a pirate? Frankly, I wouldn't even care if she was smelly!
28 comments:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
(word verification: yamms)
I'ld like to buy a vowel. An O please.
V, girls who look like this aren't whores...they are call girls.
Upon seeing this partially clothed women, all Ahmed could think about is that it was very nice of her to hold her head up so he could cut it off more easily.
TGIT: Thank God its Thursday!
Hillary found herself very aroused by this lovely young woman...she loves seeing the neck so exposed as it it makes it so much easier to suck out her blood.
36-24-36-24/7
Eyewreck: Too much to look at.
Even 9 out of 10 Democrats agree: Dennis Kucinich’s undergarments look much better on Jill than they do on Dennis.
Taking a queue from CapThis, Hillary’s web site now boasts “Hot Intern Thursday”.
Positive aspects of global warming #26765: Joan felt most comfortable when lounging around in lacy undergarments.
That's right boys. She only dates Republicans.
Oh take me Alex Trabeck. What? You have tingling in your arms?
Which Clinton had this Bimbo Eruption?
You know you're a little bit too involved in a picture when your coworker asks why you're puckering your lips.
V, your #1 and #3 - classics.
Best.Holodeck.Program.Ever.:
"SOTG, what would you like to do now?"...
*humming to herself*
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.
Silky Pony had to touch himself. Her.hair.so.incredibly.shiny.bouncy.manageable.
It's enough to make him like women.
Of course Bill will play a major role in the Administration...
...he can get enough babes for them both!
...and with Bill not having to worry about impeachment, you can expect to see a lot MORE of this in the White House.
Hmm, a bowl of rice would be nice right about now.
"Let's go, guys; it's like me dad useta say: 'If you wait too long to crank the shaft, there may be no petrol left in the ol' Healy!'"
Okee-dokee...
♪Oh Come, All Ye Faithful...♪
♪I Came Upon A Midnight, Clear...♪
I keep tellin' ya; I just don't care if she's a pirate...
Care if she's a pirate? Frankly, I wouldn't even care if she was smelly!
Yepper, she just makes me wanna go Carole-ing...
Post a Comment