Thursday, December 13, 2007

Spectacular

Mayra Veronica


1. As they ran out of ideas about genetically reviving their species, the Asgard finally just started randomly beaming up hot chicks.

2. Just tell grandma you used her lace doilies to make a dress for a whore. She'll understand.

3. "Mary! I the Lord have chosen you to bear My Son... for what should be fairly obvious reasons."

4. "Walk into the light, Subby..." "Okeedokee."

5. "Well, if I were losing to some 'affirmative action lawn jockey' in Iowa, I'd have my aides start a rumor he had a drug problem. But, hey, what do I know? I'm just a whore."

Best of Army of Dad
I'ld like to buy a vowel. An O please.

Best of curly
Even 9 out of 10 Democrats agree: Dennis Kucinich’s undergarments look much better on Jill than they do on Dennis.

Best of The Man
Oh take me Alex Trabeck. What? You have tingling in your arms?

Best of Army of Mom
Silky Pony had to touch himself. Her.hair.so.incredibly.shiny.bouncy.manageable.It's enough to make him like women.

Best of divine miss m
"Let's go, guys; it's like me dad useta say: 'If you wait too long to crank the shaft, there may be no petrol left in the ol' Healy!'"

Best of Merovign
Care if she's a pirate? Frankly, I wouldn't even care if she was smelly!


28 comments:

Army of Dad said...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...


(word verification: yamms)

Army of Dad said...

I'ld like to buy a vowel. An O please.

Army of Dad said...

V, girls who look like this aren't whores...they are call girls.

Army of Dad said...

Upon seeing this partially clothed women, all Ahmed could think about is that it was very nice of her to hold her head up so he could cut it off more easily.

Army of Dad said...

TGIT: Thank God its Thursday!

Army of Dad said...

Hillary found herself very aroused by this lovely young woman...she loves seeing the neck so exposed as it it makes it so much easier to suck out her blood.

curly said...

36-24-36-24/7

curly said...

Eyewreck: Too much to look at.

curly said...

Even 9 out of 10 Democrats agree: Dennis Kucinich’s undergarments look much better on Jill than they do on Dennis.

curly said...

Taking a queue from CapThis, Hillary’s web site now boasts “Hot Intern Thursday”.

curly said...

Positive aspects of global warming #26765: Joan felt most comfortable when lounging around in lacy undergarments.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

That's right boys. She only dates Republicans.

The Man said...

Oh take me Alex Trabeck. What? You have tingling in your arms?

Paul said...

Which Clinton had this Bimbo Eruption?

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know you're a little bit too involved in a picture when your coworker asks why you're puckering your lips.

V, your #1 and #3 - classics.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Best.Holodeck.Program.Ever.:
"SOTG, what would you like to do now?"...

Army of Mom said...

*humming to herself*

My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.

Army of Mom said...

Silky Pony had to touch himself. Her.hair.so.incredibly.shiny.bouncy.manageable.

It's enough to make him like women.

Steve O said...

Of course Bill will play a major role in the Administration...

...he can get enough babes for them both!

Steve O said...

...and with Bill not having to worry about impeachment, you can expect to see a lot MORE of this in the White House.

Army of Mom said...

Hmm, a bowl of rice would be nice right about now.

divine miss m said...

"Let's go, guys; it's like me dad useta say: 'If you wait too long to crank the shaft, there may be no petrol left in the ol' Healy!'"

Submariner said...

Okee-dokee...

Submariner said...

♪Oh Come, All Ye Faithful...♪

Submariner said...

♪I Came Upon A Midnight, Clear...♪

Submariner said...

I keep tellin' ya; I just don't care if she's a pirate...

Merovign said...

Care if she's a pirate? Frankly, I wouldn't even care if she was smelly!

Submariner said...

Yepper, she just makes me wanna go Carole-ing...