Saturday, December 15, 2007

Shop With a Cop Til You Drop

Americana


1. Congressman Barney Frank enlists the assistance of Massachusetts State Troopers in buying the silence of his "bimboys."

2. "So, are you one of those cops that's going to kill my mom and lose the body? Just askin'"

3. "You want Celine Dion? Good Lord, Son, Now I will have to kill you."

4. "You gonna bust me, Mr Wal-Mart Rent-a-Pig? Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, fat-ass!"

5. "I think it's funny how you old people still buy music on shiny discs."

Best of Paul
The Arkansas State Troopers had to babysit Tax Hike Mike's kids, too.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Jees Dad, don't buy anymore Clay Aiken when I'm withya, OK?"

Best of curly
"Wow! Hillary Clinton covers 'My Sharona', on sale!"

Best of Double the U
Okay kid, put this up your shirt and walk out with me.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Here it is; Cop Killer. It's the true voice of a generation, they say."

Best of Silhouette
"'Always low prices,' huh? I remember the days after Katrina. Now *those* were low prices."

Best of Two Dogs
Uh, Officer? The Sims are almost as gay as wearing short sleeves with a tie.

Best of Submariner
There's the soundtrack from "Phantom." On to Health and Beauty Aids to get some lotion for your skin...

Best of attmay
"I'm not paying 15 big ones to help subsidize Barry Manilow's plastic surgery addiction! Always low prices my butt!"


17 comments:

Paul said...

The Arkansas State Troopers had to babysit Tax Hike Mike's kids, too.

attmay said...

"Good God, the biggest crime here is the prices. I could get three or four of these on Amazon for what they're charging."

Rodney Dill said...

"Jees Dad, don't buy anymore Clay Aiken when I'm withya, OK?"

curly said...

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

curly said...

"ROLL BACK your cart a little more, Johnny."

curly said...

"Wow! Hillary Clinton covers 'My Sharona', on sale!"

Double the U said...

Okay kid, put this up your shirt and walk out with me.

Jack Reacher said...

"Here it is; Cop Killer. It's the true voice of a generation, they say."

Jack Reacher said...

"$12.88 for Britney Spears? Okay, I'm ready to hear about this file-sharing stuff you kids do these days."

Silhouette said...

"'Always low prices,' huh? I remember the days after Katrina. Now those were low prices."

Two Dogs said...

Uh, Officer? The Sims are almost as gay as wearing short sleeves with a tie.

Double the U said...

Woa, check out the enormous breast on this chi... uh, you, um, this isn't right, ah, we as parents need to stop this.

Robert said...

Officer Barbrady finds his favorite Kid Rock CD. Now to find his favorite episodes of Reno 911.

Submariner said...

Low prices? HA!
Let me show you REALLY low prices - you ever heard of the five-finger discount, Timmy?

Submariner said...

There's the soundtrack from "Phantom." On to Health and Beauty Aids to get some lotion for your skin...

attmay said...

"You're lucky. Next time I'm bringing the plastic chair."

attmay said...

"I'm not paying 15 big ones to help subsidize Barry Manilow's plastic surgery addiction! Always low prices my butt!"