1. Congressman Barney Frank enlists the assistance of Massachusetts State Troopers in buying the silence of his "bimboys."
2. "So, are you one of those cops that's going to kill my mom and lose the body? Just askin'"
3. "You want Celine Dion? Good Lord, Son, Now I will have to kill you."
4. "You gonna bust me, Mr Wal-Mart Rent-a-Pig? Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, fat-ass!"
5. "I think it's funny how you old people still buy music on shiny discs."
Best of Paul
The Arkansas State Troopers had to babysit Tax Hike Mike's kids, too.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Jees Dad, don't buy anymore Clay Aiken when I'm withya, OK?"
Best of curly
"Wow! Hillary Clinton covers 'My Sharona', on sale!"
Best of Double the U
Okay kid, put this up your shirt and walk out with me.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Here it is; Cop Killer. It's the true voice of a generation, they say."
Best of Silhouette
"'Always low prices,' huh? I remember the days after Katrina. Now *those* were low prices."
Best of Two Dogs
Uh, Officer? The Sims are almost as gay as wearing short sleeves with a tie.
Best of Submariner
There's the soundtrack from "Phantom." On to Health and Beauty Aids to get some lotion for your skin...
Best of attmay
"I'm not paying 15 big ones to help subsidize Barry Manilow's plastic surgery addiction! Always low prices my butt!"