John Schneider
1. As closing time at the Cantina drew close, anything with two or more legs started to look good.
2. "Actually, Joyce Carol Oates, the emperor is not threatened by your writing, he just finds it boring and pretentious. That's why you're being fed to the Sarlacc."
3. "So, do you like girls, or are you some kind of Sith-y boi?"
4. "Hillary showing up on a Thursday was a complete accident. Don't get your hopes up."
5. "You came in that thing, you're braver than I thought"
Best of Jack Reacher
Air America's last three listeners found it easy to meet face to face, as they lived within blocks of each other in Berkeley.
Best of curly
It’s either her or ‘hand solo’ back at the hotel room.
Best of Double the U
This is not the girl you are looking for...
... you got that right.
Best of Rodney Dill
The orignal casting called for a role of Jabba the Grut... changed at a later date to Hut.
Best of Cybrludite
Sarah discovered as one of the few girls at a sci-fi convention that the odds were good, even if the goods were a bit odd.
Best of Silhouette
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
Best of Silhouette
Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there.
Best of Tremor
Look at the size of that thing!!!
Best of Rodney Dill
OK, I give up, which one is Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey?
31 comments:
"The giant muffins you baked got you in here, but don't expect too much. That's all I'm sayin.'"
Air America's last three listeners found it easy to meet face to face, as they lived within blocks of each other in Berkeley.
May the foursome begin without you.
“As the only virgin in Las Vegas over the age of 16, you are needed for a blood sacrifice to the visiting Empress Hilldabeast.”
It’s either her or ‘hands solo’ back at the hotel room.
This is not the girl you are looking for...
... you got that right.
"You guys voted for Kucinich? Me too!"
...she escaped from the Death Star! EEEeesh, let her go...
There is a reason her dates went in costumes with full masks...
Those aren't costumes so much as novelty condoms. Full-body condoms. No sense taking chances.
Where's the jawa? Uh, you really don't want to know...
These are not the broads you're looking for.
The orignal casting called for a role of Jabba the Grut... changed at a later date to Hut.
Sarah discovered as one of the few girls at a sci-fi convention that the odds were good, even if the goods were a bit odd.
Quick quiz: Which one is the hideously disfigured oppressor of mankind bent on the utter destruction and ruin of free men everywhere?
aspiring Super Villains generally take a few years to sort out a theme that matches their henchmen
Geek Thruples
New reality show room mates
Storm Trooper; "Pardon me whilst I whips dis out!"
Uh, that IS her costume...
A "menage-au-Curuscantie" is, at best, gruesome and at worst, down-right barf-enducing.
Girl's thought bubble; "I hope this one can last - the storm trooper humped at light speed..."
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there.
Look at the size of that thing!!!
"no, no, this is not a costume"
cap Michael Bolton!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article628609.ece
Bob Barker's new game show, Trooper, Tramp, or Tusken lasted only one episode.
College mascots are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel to stay politically correct.
OK, I give up, which one is Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey?
"We're selling Carbonite Offsets door to door."
Post a Comment