Friday, December 28, 2007

# "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

John Schneider


1. As closing time at the Cantina drew close, anything with two or more legs started to look good.

2. "Actually, Joyce Carol Oates, the emperor is not threatened by your writing, he just finds it boring and pretentious. That's why you're being fed to the Sarlacc."

3. "So, do you like girls, or are you some kind of Sith-y boi?"

4. "Hillary showing up on a Thursday was a complete accident. Don't get your hopes up."

5. "You came in that thing, you're braver than I thought"

Best of Jack Reacher
Air America's last three listeners found it easy to meet face to face, as they lived within blocks of each other in Berkeley.

Best of curly
It’s either her or ‘hand solo’ back at the hotel room.

Best of Double the U
This is not the girl you are looking for...
... you got that right.

Best of Rodney Dill
The orignal casting called for a role of Jabba the Grut... changed at a later date to Hut.

Best of Cybrludite
Sarah discovered as one of the few girls at a sci-fi convention that the odds were good, even if the goods were a bit odd.

Best of Silhouette
Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!

Best of Silhouette
Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there.

Best of Tremor
Look at the size of that thing!!!

Best of Rodney Dill
OK, I give up, which one is Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey?

31 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"The giant muffins you baked got you in here, but don't expect too much. That's all I'm sayin.'"

Jack Reacher said...

Air America's last three listeners found it easy to meet face to face, as they lived within blocks of each other in Berkeley.

curly said...

May the foursome begin without you.

curly said...

“As the only virgin in Las Vegas over the age of 16, you are needed for a blood sacrifice to the visiting Empress Hilldabeast.”

curly said...

It’s either her or ‘hands solo’ back at the hotel room.

Double the U said...

This is not the girl you are looking for...
... you got that right.

Shayne said...

"You guys voted for Kucinich? Me too!"

Passionate Conservative said...

...she escaped from the Death Star! EEEeesh, let her go...

Tremor said...

There is a reason her dates went in costumes with full masks...

prince of leaves said...

Those aren't costumes so much as novelty condoms. Full-body condoms. No sense taking chances.

prince of leaves said...

Where's the jawa? Uh, you really don't want to know...

Rodney Dill said...

These are not the broads you're looking for.

Rodney Dill said...

The orignal casting called for a role of Jabba the Grut... changed at a later date to Hut.

Cybrludite said...

Sarah discovered as one of the few girls at a sci-fi convention that the odds were good, even if the goods were a bit odd.

racerboy said...

Quick quiz: Which one is the hideously disfigured oppressor of mankind bent on the utter destruction and ruin of free men everywhere?

Tim said...

aspiring Super Villains generally take a few years to sort out a theme that matches their henchmen

Tim said...

Geek Thruples

Tim said...

New reality show room mates

Submariner said...

Storm Trooper; "Pardon me whilst I whips dis out!"

Submariner said...

Uh, that IS her costume...

Submariner said...

A "menage-au-Curuscantie" is, at best, gruesome and at worst, down-right barf-enducing.

Submariner said...

Girl's thought bubble; "I hope this one can last - the storm trooper humped at light speed..."

Silhouette said...

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!

Silhouette said...

Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there.

Tremor said...

Look at the size of that thing!!!

wacha said...

"no, no, this is not a costume"

wacha said...

cap Michael Bolton!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article628609.ece

Rodney Dill said...

Bob Barker's new game show, Trooper, Tramp, or Tusken lasted only one episode.

Rodney Dill said...

College mascots are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel to stay politically correct.

Rodney Dill said...

OK, I give up, which one is Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey?

Rodney Dill said...

"We're selling Carbonite Offsets door to door."