Sunday, December 23, 2007

Scenes from a 'Brutal' Occupation




1. "Now, everybody join in on the chorus...'That Girl Is Pretty Kinky/The Girl's a Super-Freak/I Really Like to Taste Her/Every Time We Meet'..."

2. "It's rainin' Men! Hallelujah! It's rainin' men..." Bruce really wanted that DADT discharge.

3. "Hey! Who ate all the cookies?"

4. "Thank you, thank you. Now, I'm going to play 'Hey, Jude' in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan."

5. Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F**king Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran, and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven’t noticed it’s Jesus’ Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and f**king celebrate.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Tell us about Dearborn, GI. Is there really a halal party store on every corner?"

Best of prince of leaves
Hortensio attempts to woo the fair Bianca, in a disturbing Iraqi adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Honor Killing of the Shrew".

Best of Silhouette
AP Caption: Iraqi streets are still plagued by luting.

Best of Rodney Dill
"You dang kids didn't just eat my f**king pizza didya?"


23 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"This one goes out to the spinsters in the audience, girls of 12 who haven't married yet."

Jack Reacher said...

An American soldier makes do with a damaged guitar purchased through a no-bid Halliburton contract, as up-armored guitars have been held up by administration bungling.
---Associated Press

Jack Reacher said...

"Tell us about Dearborn, GI. Is there really a halal party store on every corner?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Some day I hope to drive a cab in New York or L.A., but my father tells me my English is too good. What do you think, GI?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Here's an oldie by Ray Stevens.."
Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin' off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hand...

prince of leaves said...

"It is easier to kill a man than play guitar...easier to destroy than to create."

prince of leaves said...

Sgt. Ramirez became yet another magnet for left-wing outrage, when it was revealed he and other soldiers frequently subjected uncooperative child informants to harsher methods of interrogation...up to and including polka accordion duets, which are strictly prohibited under the Geneva Conventions.

Rodney Dill said...

"C'mon just one more verse of Draft Dodger Rag"

Rodney Dill said...

"The beauty contest mantra of wishing fo 'World Peace' doesn't sound so silly here, does it?"

prince of leaves said...

Hortensio attempts to woo the fair Bianca, in a disturbing Iraqi adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Honor Killing of the Shrew".

prince of leaves said...

"Alright, already, Stevie Ray Vaughan...enough with the guitar, give us some damned candy."

Silhouette said...

AP Caption: Iraqi streets are still plagued by luting.

/it's not a guitar, folks

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

♪Away in a manger...♪
Crap! Don't you little b@stards know ANY of the classic Christmas songs?

Submariner said...

Here's a little number ya might relate to -
♪The eastern world - it was exploding;
Violence flaring, bombs exploding...♪

Rodney Dill said...

Who deleted the pizza caption?

Frank_IBC said...

♪"I gave my love a cherry...
That had no stone.
I gave my love a chicken...
That had no bone.
I told my love a story...
that had no end..."♪

At this point, little Aisha grabbed the mandolin and smashed it, repeatedly, over the head of the infidel.

sonicfrog said...

F**king B**ch, You broke the neck on my guitar..... Sh*t, you don't understand a f**king word I'm sayin, do you!!!

sonicfrog said...

♫ Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharonas?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharonas
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharonas... ♫

Rodney Dill said...

"You dang kids didn't just eat my f**king pizza didya?"

Submariner said...

Everything was fine with their parents until Stan started playing Judas Priest...

Submariner said...

♪"War! hoo - Good gawd, y'all;
What is it goo-ood for?"♪

Then you sing ♪"Absolutely nuthin!"♪

Double the U said...

Wow, you are better than that freaky Cat Stevens dude.