Sunday, December 23, 2007
Scenes from a 'Brutal' Occupation
1. "Now, everybody join in on the chorus...♪'That Girl Is Pretty Kinky/The Girl's a Super-Freak/I Really Like to Taste Her/Every Time We Meet'♪..."
2. ♪"It's rainin' Men! Hallelujah! It's rainin' men..."♪ Bruce really wanted that DADT discharge.
3. "Hey! Who ate all the cookies?"
4. "Thank you, thank you. Now, I'm going to play 'Hey, Jude' in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan."
5. ♪ Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F**king Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran, and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven’t noticed it’s Jesus’ Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and f**king celebrate.♪
Best of Jack Reacher
"Tell us about Dearborn, GI. Is there really a halal party store on every corner?"
Best of prince of leaves
Hortensio attempts to woo the fair Bianca, in a disturbing Iraqi adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Honor Killing of the Shrew".
Best of Silhouette
AP Caption: Iraqi streets are still plagued by luting.
Best of Rodney Dill
"You dang kids didn't just eat my f**king pizza didya?"