Sunday, December 23, 2007

Santa Claus Ain't Comin' to Town This Year

SondraK

1. Apparently, the Southern Baptist Convention was unpleased with Santa's boudoir photo.

2. MSNBC shows some really edgy Christmas Holiday Specials.

3. How Mormons celebrate Christmas according to Mike Huckabee.

4. The Seattle Airport finally finds a non-secular Christmas display they're comfortable with.

5. The penalty for 'homicide by reindeer' is pretty stiff in Alabama.

Best of Rodney Dill
Man, Hillary is one mean drunk.

Best of prince of leaves
"Uh, honey? I don't think this is what Pastor John meant by 'putting the Christ back in Christmas'..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I'll shoot my eye out, eh, Santa? I'll shoot my eye out?" Ralphie was still ranting when the authorities arrived and, after a brief gun battle, was taken into custody.

Best of Robert
MTV features Madonna's latest Christmas video: I saw mommy flogging Santa Claus.

Best of sonicfrog
Mel Gibson was overheard blaming this on the Jews too...

Best of Shayne
Man, Jesus has really let himself go!

Best of curly
Union members Dasher and Dancer never forgave Santa for letting the scab Rudolf guide his sleigh, in violation of their contract.

Best of curly
Santa would live to regret his endorsement of Obama instead of Hillary.

Best of doc ock
Apparently Santa's should have thought twice before putting Crassus on the "naughty list"...

Best of doc ock
The Texas Castle law had an unexpected result...

Best of Submariner
Note to self; next year head SOUTH from Del Rio, not NORTH from San Carlos...

29 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Man that Hillary is one mean drunk.

prince of leaves said...

After Grandmaw got run over by a reindeer, Grandpaw's revenge was long in coming and terrifying in its bloody final act.

prince of leaves said...

"See, getting your holidays and religious figures all mixed up like this is what happens when you don't have a unified national curriculum for Sunday schools," said Mike Huckabee, in explaining his latest intrusive federal micromanagement plan.

prince of leaves said...

"Uh, honey? I don't think this is what Pastor John meant by 'putting the Christ back in Christmas'..."

Jack Reacher said...

Sights you never want to explain to a five year old; a continuing series.

Jack Reacher said...

"I'll shoot my eye out, eh, Santa? I'll shoot my eye out?" Ralphie was still ranting when the authorities arrived and, after a brief gun battle, was taken into custody.

Robert said...

MTV features Madonna's latest Christmas video: I saw mommy flogging Santa Claus.

sonicfrog said...

Huckabee's second Christmas commercial is certainly controversial and may offend some non-secularists, but he got away with the floating cross in the first commercial, so why not!!!

sonicfrog said...

Mel Gibson was overheard blaming this on the Jews too...

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Shayne said...

Man, Jesus has really let himself go!

Mr. Right said...

Christmas at the Pilate residence.

curly said...

Santa’s slay.

curly said...

The Reindeer Action Network strikes again!

curly said...

Union members Dasher and Dancer never forgave Santa for letting the scab Rudolf guide his sleigh, in violation of their contract.

curly said...

Santa would live to regret his endorsement of Obama instead of Hillary.

doc ock said...

Apparently Santa's should have thought twice before putting Crassus on the "naughty list"...

doc ock said...

The Texas Castle law had an unexpected result...

Submariner said...

ORA:

We're your worst nightmare - Elves with attitude...

Submariner said...

Oh what fun it is to sing,
a slaying song tonight!

Submariner said...

Dawn tried to explain; "It's like this officer, he refused to read their story, refused to edumacate himself, and even refused to go shopping at Old Navy. I had no choice but to crucify the cracker!"

Submariner said...

Note to self; next year head SOUTH from Del Rio, not NORTH from San Carlos...

Submariner said...

It ain't right, but MAN do those venison steaks smell good!

Friend of USA said...

As long as you do not name it Mohamed it is a multicultural display.

sonicfrog said...

Christmas will be three days late this year!

sonicfrog said...

Never trust an elf named Judas....

sonicfrog said...

He died for our sins... like buying toys from China.

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sonicfrog said...

Mel Gibson's controversial "The Passion Of The Claus" opened this week-end to mixed reviews.