1. Even Hillary's designated Soviet flag-bearer, Communist Screech, is embarrased to show his face after the campaign's recent gaffes.2. Dr. Whoopee delivers a dental dam to the O'Donnell residence.
3. The giant red flag at Hillary's inauguration should have been, um, a giant red flag.
4, Massachusetts new flag features in the left corner a hammer and sickle and two dudes a33-f**king.
5. And after saying the Pledge of Allegiance, the ACLU began their annual meeting.
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In the Hillary administration, the usual call to arms and the raising of the Capitol flag will also include notice of Hillary's menstral cycle.
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When Hillary is President, court-marshall punishment will include asphyxiation by Rosie O'Donnell's tampax pad.
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Hillary's hypermenstrual stormtroopettes generated their own version of the Blood Flag during the feminazi putsch that concluded the 2008 election cycle.
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Senator Kerry always demanded that his arrival on the Senate floor be announced by a flag-bearer.
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Being the smartest woman in the universe, it is always fascinating to capture just when and where President Hillary Rodham first conceived of her idea of putting all US males in red fabric burkas.
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“Sure, my ideas may appear somewhat communistic,” quipped Dennis Kucinich, “unless you view them through the weave of red cloth.”
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I see Voldemort is now raising colors for Hillary. No question now who the the Dark Lord is.
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...and suddenly, Rosie O'Donnell's panties were caught by the wind and landed on the corporal's face, forcing him to gag uncontrollably...
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And then the wind shifts, suddenly revealing the mummified face of the undead flagbearer and signaling the surprise attack on the DMZ conference hall, in this horrifying scene from Disney's hit adventure film "Proletarians of North Korea: Dead Man's Army".
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Christo finally had someone listen to his idea for military uniforms.
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Hu would soon learn how dangerous it was to wave a red cloth in front of the Hildabeast.
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Another Clinton donor successfully avoids being scrutinized by the media.
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The Carbonite guard keep in strict formation, but were not very flexible in their routine.
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In the Hillary administration, the usual call to arms and the raising of the Capitol flag will also include notice of Hillary's menstral cycle.
When Hillary is President, court-marshall punishment will include asphyxiation by Rosie O'Donnell's tampax pad.
Hillary's hypermenstrual stormtroopettes generated their own version of the Blood Flag during the feminazi putsch that concluded the 2008 election cycle.
Senator Kerry always demanded that his arrival on the Senate floor be announced by a flag-bearer.
At last we find a flag the ACLU doesn't want to burn.
Being the smartest woman in the universe, it is always fascinating to capture just when and where President Hillary Rodham first conceived of her idea of putting all US males in red fabric burkas.
“Sure, my ideas may appear somewhat communistic,” quipped Dennis Kucinich, “unless you view them through the weave of red cloth.”
I see Voldemort is now raising colors for Hillary. No question now who the the Dark Lord is.
...and suddenly, Rosie O'Donnell's panties were caught by the wind and landed on the corporal's face, forcing him to gag uncontrollably...
And then the wind shifts, suddenly revealing the mummified face of the undead flagbearer and signaling the surprise attack on the DMZ conference hall, in this horrifying scene from Disney's hit adventure film "Proletarians of North Korea: Dead Man's Army".
I don't know if it's art or not, but I DON'T like the Kkklinton suggested update for the Tomb of the Unknown Routine.
made me throw up a little in my mouth because it could easily be close to the truth...
DRUDGEBREAKING...
Washington D.C.:
The NEA unveiled it's approved Patriotism curriculum model today.
Spokesman I.B. Proletariat stated that the first pilot would be held concurrently on both coasts; one in Springfield, MA, the other in San Francisco, CA. Positive/negative community feedback regarding content will determine when it will become mandatory for the entire nation.
Developing...
Christo finally had someone listen to his idea for military uniforms.
Competition to be flag-bearer was intense for every one of "Dear Reader's" speeches since, having his face covered, he was the only one that could openly smile, look incredulous, and on the occasion of a wind blowing strongly enough to mask the shaking, even laugh openly without fear of being shot.
Hu would soon learn how dangerous it was to wave a red cloth in front of the Hildabeast.
Another Clinton donor successfully avoids being scrutinized by the media.
The Carbonite guard keep in strict formation, but were not very flexible in their routine.
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