Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Red-Faced

wacha

1. Even Hillary's designated Soviet flag-bearer, Communist Screech, is embarrased to show his face after the campaign's recent gaffes.

2. Dr. Whoopee delivers a dental dam to the O'Donnell residence.

3. The giant red flag at Hillary's inauguration should have been, um, a giant red flag.

4, Massachusetts new flag features in the left corner a hammer and sickle and two dudes a33-f**king.

5. And after saying the Pledge of Allegiance, the ACLU began their annual meeting.

Best of Shayne
In the Hillary administration, the usual call to arms and the raising of the Capitol flag will also include notice of Hillary's menstral cycle.

Best of Shayne
When Hillary is President, court-marshall punishment will include asphyxiation by Rosie O'Donnell's tampax pad.

Best of prince of leaves
Hillary's hypermenstrual stormtroopettes generated their own version of the Blood Flag during the feminazi putsch that concluded the 2008 election cycle.

Best of Jack Reacher
Senator Kerry always demanded that his arrival on the Senate floor be announced by a flag-bearer.

Best of curly
Being the smartest woman in the universe, it is always fascinating to capture just when and where President Hillary Rodham first conceived of her idea of putting all US males in red fabric burkas.

Best of curly
“Sure, my ideas may appear somewhat communistic,” quipped Dennis Kucinich, “unless you view them through the weave of red cloth.”

Best of jbinnout
I see Voldemort is now raising colors for Hillary. No question now who the the Dark Lord is.

Best of Passionate Conservative
...and suddenly, Rosie O'Donnell's panties were caught by the wind and landed on the corporal's face, forcing him to gag uncontrollably...

Best of prince of leaves
And then the wind shifts, suddenly revealing the mummified face of the undead flagbearer and signaling the surprise attack on the DMZ conference hall, in this horrifying scene from Disney's hit adventure film "Proletarians of North Korea: Dead Man's Army".

Best of Chrees
Christo finally had someone listen to his idea for military uniforms.

Best of Submariner
Hu would soon learn how dangerous it was to wave a red cloth in front of the Hildabeast.

Best of duke of red
Another Clinton donor successfully avoids being scrutinized by the media.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Carbonite guard keep in strict formation, but were not very flexible in their routine.

17 comments:

Shayne said...

In the Hillary administration, the usual call to arms and the raising of the Capitol flag will also include notice of Hillary's menstral cycle.

Shayne said...

When Hillary is President, court-marshall punishment will include asphyxiation by Rosie O'Donnell's tampax pad.

prince of leaves said...

Hillary's hypermenstrual stormtroopettes generated their own version of the Blood Flag during the feminazi putsch that concluded the 2008 election cycle.

Jack Reacher said...

Senator Kerry always demanded that his arrival on the Senate floor be announced by a flag-bearer.

Jack Reacher said...

At last we find a flag the ACLU doesn't want to burn.

curly said...

Being the smartest woman in the universe, it is always fascinating to capture just when and where President Hillary Rodham first conceived of her idea of putting all US males in red fabric burkas.

curly said...

“Sure, my ideas may appear somewhat communistic,” quipped Dennis Kucinich, “unless you view them through the weave of red cloth.”

jbinnout said...

I see Voldemort is now raising colors for Hillary. No question now who the the Dark Lord is.

Passionate Conservative said...

...and suddenly, Rosie O'Donnell's panties were caught by the wind and landed on the corporal's face, forcing him to gag uncontrollably...

prince of leaves said...

And then the wind shifts, suddenly revealing the mummified face of the undead flagbearer and signaling the surprise attack on the DMZ conference hall, in this horrifying scene from Disney's hit adventure film "Proletarians of North Korea: Dead Man's Army".

Submariner said...

I don't know if it's art or not, but I DON'T like the Kkklinton suggested update for the Tomb of the Unknown Routine.



made me throw up a little in my mouth because it could easily be close to the truth...

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
Washington D.C.:
The NEA unveiled it's approved Patriotism curriculum model today.
Spokesman I.B. Proletariat stated that the first pilot would be held concurrently on both coasts; one in Springfield, MA, the other in San Francisco, CA. Positive/negative community feedback regarding content will determine when it will become mandatory for the entire nation.
Developing...

Chrees said...

Christo finally had someone listen to his idea for military uniforms.

Submariner said...

Competition to be flag-bearer was intense for every one of "Dear Reader's" speeches since, having his face covered, he was the only one that could openly smile, look incredulous, and on the occasion of a wind blowing strongly enough to mask the shaking, even laugh openly without fear of being shot.

Submariner said...

Hu would soon learn how dangerous it was to wave a red cloth in front of the Hildabeast.

duke of red said...

Another Clinton donor successfully avoids being scrutinized by the media.

Rodney Dill said...

The Carbonite guard keep in strict formation, but were not very flexible in their routine.