Friday, December 07, 2007

Portrait of a Kucinich Voter

Zombeh

1. John Santos demands, and we oblige.

2. "The head gear both protects me from the Rovian mind control beams *and* allows me to communicate with the gray aliens from Gamalon VI. I picked it up at Dennis Kucinich's yard sale."

3. Well, if that's what you really want, tell all your lefty friends you've become an evangelical conservative.

4. Walkter Cronkite was tricked into believing the 'Ron Popeil Broadcast Hat' would get him back on the air.

5. The masochistic, dyslexic alcoholic is actually demanding his "Fresh AA Oaf Bruise."

Best of Submariner
Unsurprisingly, not one of Ralph's bulbs illuminated last year...

Best of Submariner
Man, Gerald McRaney has really let himself go!

Best of Van Helsing
Hey, shouldn't those be compact fluorescent bulbs?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wait!... I'm having 5 simultaneous ideas!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Uncle Fester's idiot nephew tried to outdo the old man, but never did really shine.

Best of Mr. Right
A.B.U.S.E. --- Anal Bulb Using Sodomy Experts

Best of Shayne
Apparently, Kenneth found the frequency.

Best of attmay
Dork calling Orson,
Come in Orson.


28 comments:

Silhouette said...

Not a caption - Whew, for a minute there I thought you had removed naked Santa, but I see that he is just off to the right.

Submariner said...

Unsurprisingly, not one of Ralph's bulbs illuminated last year...

Kaptain said...

I've heard of dimbulbs, but this is ridiculous!

Submariner said...

Man, Gerald McRaney has really let himself go!

Submariner said...

Just curious - which of the "two Amerikkka's" is he supposed to represent?

Submariner said...

Why yes, I AM a loyal follower of "The View." Why?

Submariner said...

Would I be wearing it on my head if it was "My Uterus - My Business?"

Van Helsing said...

Hey, shouldn't those be compact fluorescent bulbs?

Son Of The Godfather said...

This is the hat V the K wears when he's reaching for captions...like his #5. lol

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wait!... I'm having 5 simultaneous ideas!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No, you'll get an extra share for originality.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I've found a way to harness my enormous brainpower!"
"Uhm, Dave, they ain't lighting up."
"Dang, I wonder what happened?"

Submariner said...

Odd choice of strap on, ya got there, Dave...

Jack Reacher said...

Uncle Fester's idiot nephew tried to outdo the old man, but never did really shine.

curly said...

Losing her star power after her attacks on the Commie High Priestess Nancy Pelosi, Cindy Sheehag’s few ditch visitors are primarily masochistic lunatics.

curly said...

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Dennis Kucinich supporter?
A: Depends whether the hat is constructed of aluminum foil or hemp.

Mr. Right said...

"I just got tired of people always telling me I'm not the brightest bulb in the lamp!"

Mr. Right said...

"If I ever actually manage to have a thought, I want everybody to know about it!"

Mr. Right said...

"How many Fulsom Street Fair participants does it take to screw in my light bulbs? Let's find out..."

Mr. Right said...

A.B.U.S.E. --- Anal Bulb Using Sodomy Experts

Shayne said...

Apparently, Kenneth found the frequency.

Silhouette said...

Watt the heck?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

I'm lighting the way to Yearly KOS!

attmay said...

Dork calling Orson,
Come in Orson.

attmay said...

That's the worst attempt at a bouffant I've ever seen.

Steve O said...

How many lightbulbs does it take to identify someone as a Democrat?