Monday, December 24, 2007

The Palestinian Party People Stage Another Photo Op

SondraK


1. Santa was such a badass drunk it took an army to get him to the tank.

2. "Yeah, so I mooned you, you fascist pig. What are you going to do about it? Crucify me?"

3. As the French soldiers wrestled him down, Santa was heard to say, "Henri, why won't you loose your grasp of me?"

4. "Red pleather pants after Labor Day? I don't think so." Under President Edwards, the Fashion Police received extensive new powers. "

5. "Let's start a mosh pit!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Send a Hellfire missile the wrong way, and you get 8 cooked reindeer and a sleigh-swarm.

Best of Silhouette
"Don't taze me, Ho Ho Ho."

Best of Submariner
Sorry kids, but rumor has it that he has tuberculosis and we aren't letting another one cross the border...

14 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"NO NO It's Play-Doh, not Semtex"

Jack Reacher said...

"Well, yes, I suppose it is fun to stay at the YMCA, now that you mention it."

Jack Reacher said...

Send a Hellfire missile the wrong way, and you get 8 cooked reindeer and a sleigh-swarm.

Silhouette said...

"Don't taze me, Ho Ho Ho."

sonicfrog said...

Hey, they told us the GWOT was going to be a word war, but the North Pole?????

sonicfrog said...

OK, this time Homeland Security may have gone a wee bit too far....

sonicfrog said...

Well, I know a few Homeland Security officers who might just get a lump of coal in their stockings this year.

sonicfrog said...

I told you that Hillary's plan to to outlaw unsafe toys would end badly!!!

sonicfrog said...

Dude, you're lucky we didn't blow your charitable ass out of the sky! We've already warmed you six years in a row; you can't fly into US airspace without a permit!!!

Submariner said...

Sorry kids, but rumor has it that he has tuberculosis and we aren't letting another one cross the border...

Submariner said...

"Muhammed Claus" wasn't much of a hit with the Intifada...

Submariner said...

ORA?

The Central Park Rangers finally get their elf.

Double the U said...

Swing that Christian round and round,
Knock his ass to the ground!
Mohammad is the one to pray,
kill some Jews every day!"
Long live the Muslim state,
little girls are who we date!."

Submariner said...

Ain't that just like Jimmuh Cahtuh's buddies? Find every, single, insignificant Zionist Claus, and eliminate it...