Friday, December 21, 2007

Nuke 'em and introduce baseball then stuff like this happens...

Once Again, Swiping Sondra K's Threadline because it's better than what I could have come up with.

1. Actually, there's a very good explanation for this that involves losing a locker room bet and the multiple levels of meaning of the phrase 'Beat It!'

2. All that melanin Michael Jackson has had leached from his face over the years was bound to end up somewhere.

3. "Yeah, as if I'm the only baseball player in Japan who hangs around the bat-boys shower room waiting for the soap to drop."

4. In Japan, it is considered unlucky for any two people to look in the same direction in a group photograph. Oh, they also have a weird Michael Jackson black-face thing going on.

5. Lisa Lampanelli's gonna have a field day with this one.

Best of Jack Reacher
"And now, a tribute to the 80s, represented by the back row..."

Best of Capt. Queeg
Clear evidence that the Japanese Thought Bubble is about to burst.

Best of curly
As the batting coach, Senator Larry Craig made sure that they used the proper wide stance at the plate.

Best of Silhouette
Maybe it's me, but I hate the new Match Game panel.

Best of Rodney Dill
Hey, David Caruso's kid made the team.


18 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

First Hiroki's hair caught fire, then some boys accused him of unmentionable things...well, he figured in for a penny, in for a pound.

Jack Reacher said...

"And now, a tribute to the 80s, represented by the back row..."

Capt. Queeg said...

Clear evidence that the Japanese Thought Bubble is about to burst.

curly said...

“It’s not over ‘till you bend over.”

curly said...

As the batting coach, Senator Larry Craig made sure that they used the proper wide stance at the plate.

curly said...

Half of the star players would soon lose their golden gloves after being caught using estrogen steroids.

The Man said...

And the starting lineup for your Florida Marlins....

prince of leaves said...

Keito (front row, left) pulls a G.H.W. Bush and pukes in the lap of the guy next to him, after catching a reflected glimpse of "Michael" in the back row.

prince of leaves said...

"One of these things is not like the others..."

prince of leaves said...

Well, now we know why Michael had all those post-it-note bandaids stuck to his face the other day...he's given up on being a white woman, and has decided to turn himself into a black Japanese boy.

Silhouette said...

Maybe it's me, but I hate the new Match Game panel.

Rodney Dill said...

Hey, David Caruso's kid made the team.

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks to the new limp wrist pitch, Lambda Lambda Lambda won the series.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and we swear we've never used steroids." -- yea uh, like we couldn't have guessed that.

Submariner said...

I must be out of touch; when did Wierd Al start making visual paradies?

Submariner said...

Looking at the picture, I only would thought that 1 of 'em was a "catcher."



v. word - spuet

Submariner said...

Things must really be different in Asian baseball; they even give a gold glove to a towel boy...

Submariner said...

Apparently, everyone with a pink ribbon came first...