1. Actually, there's a very good explanation for this that involves losing a locker room bet and the multiple levels of meaning of the phrase 'Beat It!'2. All that melanin Michael Jackson has had leached from his face over the years was bound to end up somewhere.
3. "Yeah, as if I'm the only baseball player in Japan who hangs around the bat-boys shower room waiting for the soap to drop."
4. In Japan, it is considered unlucky for any two people to look in the same direction in a group photograph. Oh, they also have a weird Michael Jackson black-face thing going on.
5. Lisa Lampanelli's gonna have a field day with this one.
Best of Jack Reacher
"And now, a tribute to the 80s, represented by the back row..."
Best of Capt. Queeg
Clear evidence that the Japanese Thought Bubble is about to burst.
Best of curly
As the batting coach, Senator Larry Craig made sure that they used the proper wide stance at the plate.
Best of Silhouette
Maybe it's me, but I hate the new Match Game panel.
Best of Rodney Dill
Hey, David Caruso's kid made the team.
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First Hiroki's hair caught fire, then some boys accused him of unmentionable things...well, he figured in for a penny, in for a pound.
"And now, a tribute to the 80s, represented by the back row..."
Clear evidence that the Japanese Thought Bubble is about to burst.
“It’s not over ‘till you bend over.”
As the batting coach, Senator Larry Craig made sure that they used the proper wide stance at the plate.
Half of the star players would soon lose their golden gloves after being caught using estrogen steroids.
And the starting lineup for your Florida Marlins....
Keito (front row, left) pulls a G.H.W. Bush and pukes in the lap of the guy next to him, after catching a reflected glimpse of "Michael" in the back row.
"One of these things is not like the others..."
Well, now we know why Michael had all those post-it-note bandaids stuck to his face the other day...he's given up on being a white woman, and has decided to turn himself into a black Japanese boy.
Maybe it's me, but I hate the new Match Game panel.
Hey, David Caruso's kid made the team.
Thanks to the new limp wrist pitch, Lambda Lambda Lambda won the series.
"...and we swear we've never used steroids." -- yea uh, like we couldn't have guessed that.
I must be out of touch; when did Wierd Al start making visual paradies?
Looking at the picture, I only would thought that 1 of 'em was a "catcher."
v. word - spuet
Things must really be different in Asian baseball; they even give a gold glove to a towel boy...
Apparently, everyone with a pink ribbon came first...
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