Thursday, December 06, 2007

Northend of a Southbound Yacht



1. "One more word about CapeWinds and I'll, er uh, throw you whoahs right off my yacht."

2. Mitt Romney's wives eagerly await the response to his speech on Religion.

3. Dennis Conner's secret weapon, a crack team of babes trained to queef into the sails at crucial moments.

4. "On second thought, prom is pretty lame. Let's just hang out on this boat all day and bring sandwiches and beer to Subby and The Man while they fish."

5. After disposing of yet another body, the Hillary 08 interns spend the rest of the day working on their tans.

Best of Submariner
I love my Dentist's new "Did you remember to floss?" posters...

Best of Submariner
Why doesn't ABC change to this format for "The View?"

Best of Submariner
All John Edwards could think about was the wind and sun damage they were doing to their hair...

Best of The Man
Mr. Imus, thanks for inviting us on your boat for Kwanzaa?

Best of curly
John Edwards gets a glimpse at the one the Two Americas of which he is most disinterested and least knowledgeable.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Vagina Trialogs

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I have a strange compulsion to take up the bongos.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"How about an Oreo for dessert, Mrs. Clinton?"

Best of andthenblammo!
"Geez, Bill, Hillary fell off the skis about a mile back; you kept revving the engines when we tried to tell you!"

Best of Army of Mom
Three is a magic number, yes it is. It's a magic number.

Best of prince of leaves
Following President Hillary's lead, Jayshree on the left stops being ashamed, and chooses instead to proudly flaunt her giant clenoris.

Best of prince of leaves
"Yes, of course there are three whores in the boat," Hillary said to Norman Hsu, "but that still doesn't explain why we're sinking."

Best of Steve O
It's an optical illusion. If you stare long enough, you'll eventually see part of a boat.


52 comments:

Submariner said...

I love my Dentist's new "Did you remember to floss?" posters...

Submariner said...

The all new Quatro:
all that's missing is YOU!

Submariner said...

This is the "drum set" I dreamed about once I hit puberty...

Submariner said...

"We've been staring for hours, SOTG - are you SURE Subby's patroling around here?"
""Shut up and keep looking."

Submariner said...

Might not be a "cigarette boat," but I'd probably need one after just a little bit of that view...

Submariner said...

Why doesn't ABC change to this format for "The View?"

Submariner said...

All John Edwards could think about was the wind and sun damage they were doing to their hair...


v word - daozfuxk

The Man said...

Mr. Imus, thanks for inviting us on your boat for Kwanzaa?

Rodney Dill said...

Any port in a storm

curly said...

“Yoohoo! SilkyPony!” The barfing John Edwards’ sea sickness was only exacerbated by the taunts of Hillary’s interns.

curly said...

“Where’s that whistling sound coming from?”

curly said...

John Edwards gets a glimpse at the one the Two Americas of which he is most disinterested and least knowledgeable.

curly said...

Both Bill and Hill enjoyed their time together on the yacht.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Now THAT'S a Thursday!

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Vagina Trialogs

Son Of The Godfather said...

There's a boat?

Son Of The Godfather said...

A place to rest the remote control on the right, beer on the left, ashtray in the middle... This, gentlemen, is what we refer to as the "Perfecta Trifecta".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno, doc... The last thing I remember was someone asking me to help with suntan lotion... then it all went dark."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I have a strange compulsion to take up the bongos.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What a beautiful day for fishing!... Gentlemen, time to cast out our rods."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's like the perfect Oreo cookie.

Ha!... V word = "sxref" (sex reef?)

Capt. Queeg said...

"How about an Oreo for dessert, Mrs. Clinton?"

Submariner said...

David Dukes always enjoyed his annual "Jamaican Chocolate Holiday Cruise..."
IF you know what I mean.

Occasional Reader said...

V the K, zombie's done your homework for you:

http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/Hillary62.jpg

andthenblammo! said...

"Geez, Bill, Hillary fell off the skis about a mile back; you kept revving the engines when we tried to tell you!"

Army of Dad said...

These girls luve chum, gallons of it even.

sonicfrog said...

But... But... But... Seriously!!!

sonicfrog said...

Yeah, I'd take a three hour tour on the U.S.S. Oreo!

Rodney Dill said...

Seamen astern!

sonicfrog said...

Oh, so THAT'S the source of the "Siren Song"!

Army of Mom said...

I have an uncontrollable urge to play 'this little piggy went to market.'

Has to be that I'm a girl. I see this picture and notice their feet. Yes, Army of Dad, they DO have feet.

Army of Mom said...

Let's hope it isn't a dry dock.

Army of Mom said...

*whistling the tune*

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Army of Mom said...

Great. I ask my husband to toss the junk in the trunk before we go boating and THIS is what I get.

Army of Mom said...

What's white and black and red all over?

Nah, I didn't care either.

Army of Mom said...

*singing again*

Three is a magic number, yes it is. It's a magic number.

Army of Mom said...

'ow to speak Rosie O'Donnell: buffet cruise.

Army of Mom said...

Bill, do you feel like a little Indonesian, Mexican or Carribean tonight?

All three? Me, too.

prince of leaves said...

Following President Hillary's lead, Jayshree on the left stops being ashamed, and chooses instead to proudly flaunt her giant clenoris.

prince of leaves said...

On the third day of Clintonmas, its "three skanks a-sailing".

prince of leaves said...

"Yes, of course there are three whores in the boat," Hillary said to Norman Hsu, "but that still doesn't explain why we're sinking."

curly said...

All right children, let's count the girls with Santa Claus: Ho. Ho. Ho.

curly said...

♫ Deck your balls in Barb, Joan or Holly. Fa la la la la, la la la la♪

Rodney Dill said...

Hang on, we're running three seats to the wind.

Kaptain said...

Let's put the 'X' back in Xmas!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Funny, they don't look Yemeni... And isn't the flag supposed to be red then white then black?

divine miss m said...
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jbinnout said...

"Introducing Quizno's toasted bun, fillet fish sandwich. Mmmm, Mmmmm, Mmm,Mmm good"

Steve O said...

It's an optical illusion.

If you look carefully, you'll eventually see part of a boat.

Steve O said...

...not to take the edge off your boner, but the one in the middle has a bit of a rash in her groovy thing.

Whacko said...

On this boat there will definitely be some frigging in the rigging.