Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Night of the Cross-Dressing Communists!

ABC News tipped by The Man (and covering Sondra K's diva butt)


1. Hilldog: "Ah, I see Barack is borrowing clothes from John Santos again."

2. B.O.: "And I believe in giving away drivers license to illegal immigrants 'cos none of them smell as bad as John Santos."

3. Hilldog:"We're going to take things away from you for the common good and John Santos farts in the bathtub and snorts the bubbles."

4. B.O.: "I intend to invade Pakistan, give up all of our nuclear weapons, and shave John Santos's butt and teach him to walk backwards.'"

5. Hilldog: "We've located an essay you wrote in kindergarten, in which you said, 'John Santos sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons.'"

Best of Rodney Dill
90% of democrat voters don't notice that these picture have been doctored

Best of GOP & College
Hillary's got the suit and the mullet. She's just a twig and berries away from being an "Arkansas Man."

Best of curly
Man, John Voight and Halle Berry have really let themselves go.

16 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Obama, you're no Geraldine..."
Obama: "What you see is what you get baby... and you're no Janet Reno, though you're beginning to look like her."

Rodney Dill said...

I just loved this bizarro world Seinfeld episode.

Rodney Dill said...

90% of democrat voters don't notice that these picture have been doctored

Double the U said...

WHAT! You took the best picture off the banner!

Submariner said...

Hillary, you ignorant slut!

Submariner said...

I did not have sex with that man...

Reader's choice which photo it goes under.

V the K said...

WHAT! You took the best picture off the banner!

No, fat naked Santa is still there.

The Man said...

Hillary: so it's true what they say about black men!

Jack Reacher said...

While Obama keeps his jacket buttoned to cover the Che Guevara shirt, Hillary buttons hers to cover a telltale bulge.

dj said...

Both Hill and BO were more than ready for any questions about DON'T ASK DON'T TELL.

Submariner said...

"Less filling!"
"Tastes great!"
The DNC primary rhetoric turns personal.

Submariner said...

"I'm the best man for the job."
"No, Hillary, I'M the best man for the job."
"Step into the john, B.O. - we'll compare 'qualifications'..."

GOP & College said...

1) Hillary's got the suit and the mullet. She's just a twig and berries away from being an "Arkansas Man."

2) Bucky and Sanjaya.

Submariner said...

You sir, are no John Kennedy!


Again, I leave it to the reader to decide which picture to put this cap under...

curly said...

Man, John Voight and Halle Berry have really let themselves go.

curly said...

Addressing the issue of alternative energy sources, both Hill and B.O. came out in favor of AC/DC.