ABC News tipped by The Man (and covering Sondra K's diva butt)
1. Hilldog: "Ah, I see Barack is borrowing clothes from John Santos again."
2. B.O.: "And I believe in giving away drivers license to illegal immigrants 'cos none of them smell as bad as John Santos."
3. Hilldog:"We're going to take things away from you for the common good and John Santos farts in the bathtub and snorts the bubbles."
4. B.O.: "I intend to invade Pakistan, give up all of our nuclear weapons, and shave John Santos's butt and teach him to walk backwards.'"
5. Hilldog: "We've located an essay you wrote in kindergarten, in which you said, 'John Santos sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons.'"
Best of Rodney Dill
90% of democrat voters don't notice that these picture have been doctored
Best of GOP & College
Hillary's got the suit and the mullet. She's just a twig and berries away from being an "Arkansas Man."
Best of curly
Man, John Voight and Halle Berry have really let themselves go.