Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Nanook of Tripoli

GregMan? Maybe

1. "Spare change? Spare Change? You got any spare change, man? Well, Allah bless you anyway. Spare Change?"

2. Gadafi's erotic obsession with Walter Matthau's Grumpy Old Men character eventually became all-consuming.

3. As this unretouched photo indicates, the last two weeks have been really tough on Hillary Clinton.

4. "Is this the place for the Edward James Olmos look-alike contest?"

5. "Thanks for letting me pitch my tent at the Versailles Palace, Mr. Sarkozy. Oh, by the way, you're gonna need more squirrels."

Very Best of attmay
Sherman Hemsley Ski Parka Collection: Available at not-so-fine department stores near you.

Best of GregMan
CapThis standard caption #45,723: "Ennui, when will you release your hold on me?"

Best of Two Dogs
Bert Convy attempted to change his appearance after the cancellation of "Password" and that little "looking like Khaddafi" thing.

Best of Jack Reacher
Depression Hurts, brought to you by the Ad Council.

Best of Jack Reacher
When Quinn the Eskimo finally did get here, nobody actually jumped for joy.

Best of Dave P
And the winner of 2007's Worst Hairpiece In The World Award goes to...!

Best of Rodney Dill
"I crap bigger'n Al Gore."

Best of Submariner
In spite of the heightened hype by Kommunist Katie, "The Life and Times of Grizzly Ghaddafi" failed to catch on, and CBS continued its downward ratings spiral.

34 comments:

GregMan said...

Dammit! Where did VtheK get that picture? I thought I had all the copies burned!

GregMan said...

Bad things happened when Silky Pony hired a new makeup person for the Iowa debates.

GregMan said...

CapThis standard caption #45,723: "Ennui, when will you release your hold on me?"

GregMan said...

"The View just hasn't been the same since Rosie left!", Ghaddafi sighed.

The Man said...

PETA complained about my hat, so I had them...how do you say...eliminated.

The Man said...

"Rocky? Rocky? Where'd you go buddy...it's me Bullwinkle...Rocky?"

Two Dogs said...

Bert Convy attempted to change his appearance after the cancellation of "Password" and that little "looking like Khaddafi" thing.

Okay, that's a little dated.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This furry little creature lives in Libya minora.

Jack Reacher said...

Depression Hurts, brought to you by the Ad Council.

Jack Reacher said...

For the last time, no, I don't want my windshield washed!

Jack Reacher said...

When Quinn the Eskimo finally did get here, nobody actually jumped for joy.

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like Dearborn is expecting an especially cold winter.

attmay said...

Sherman Hemsley Ski Parka Collection: Available at not-so-fine department stores near you.

curly said...

How many infidels had to die to make that hat?

curly said...

Since all of the homosexuals are ritually stoned to death, the Hair Club For Men in most Islamic countries must use straight men as hairstylists.

Shayne said...

"Badgers? Badgers? I don't need no stinkin' badgers! My hat is made from Joooos!"

lawhawk said...

That's the last time I go anywhere without my global warming.

Submariner said...

I think that thing on his head the Hedgehog from Alice in Wonderland; I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

"Yak fur trim before the new year?!?"
Johnny Weir was mortified on Ghaddafi's behalf...

Submariner said...

Why, yes, indeed I DID use the goat "another way" before I made the cap...

prince of leaves said...

Great, another no-makeup papparazzi shot of Barbra Streisand. At least in this one you can't see her sagging dugs.

Passionate Conservative said...

Looks like Sherman Hemsley forgot to shave again...

Army of Mom said...

*singing*

Movin' on up ... to a de-luxe apartment in the skyyyyyy. Movin' on up.

Army of Mom said...

Be vewy vewy quiet ....

Passionate Conservative said...

prince of leaves said...

Great, another no-makeup papparazzi shot of Barbra Streisand. At least in this one you can't see her sagging dugs.

bleach! Somebody bleach my eyes!

Army of Mom said...

Gadafi's new career: sherpa.

Anonymous said...

And the winner of 2007's Worst Hairpiece In The World Award goes to...!

--DaveP.

sonicfrog said...

♫ Sad eyes, turn the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
Sad eyes, you knew there'd come a day
When we would have to say goodbye ♫

divine miss m said...

♫ Please buy our cornflakes...♫

Rodney Dill said...

"I crap bigger'n Al Gore."

Rodney Dill said...

"So did you actually eat that whole beaver?"

Rodney Dill said...

Cop: "Jees, I wish Dick and Lynne would use some lubrication."

Rodney Dill said...

That last one belongs with a different photo...

(unless its funny this way too)

Submariner said...

In spite of the heightened hype by Kommunist Katie, "Grizzly Ghaddafi" failed to catch on, and CBS continued its downward ratings spiral.