1. Rosie and Ellen wonder if they may have swum a little too far from shore.
2. "Oh, I was wondering why the hell you were yelling for 'Sue Nommi.'"
3. "Moses you ain't."
4. "'River Crab?' There's no such thing as a river crab. If you pinch my a$$ again I'll break your fingers, perv."
5. "Why does George Bush hate us?"
Best of divine miss m
"I like your sweater, Vijay. Does it come in a V-neck?"
Best of Frank_IBC
A blob of Immortal Nectar floated to the surface of the water. Vikram turned to Sanjiv and growled, "you farted, didn't you?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Your hand is warm."
"Um, actually, Sinjay, that's not my hand."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
It's true! If you go swimming too soon after eating you'll feel a little Sikh.
Best of Mr. Right
Damn it, Vijay! I told you we should never have gotten into a boat with Sean Penn!
Best of Mr. Right
"Keep searching, Sanjay, Mayor Nagin swears he parked those buses around here somewhere!"
Best of Silhouette
"MARCO!"
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Vijay...'untouchable' means there, too."
Best of Army of Mom
Look, a Baby Ruth floating by. Why shouldn't I eat it? It is a gift from the gods.
Best of Rodney Dill
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Best of Rodney Dill
"Vishnu"
"Gesundheit"
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"Aaaaawwwwhhhhh"
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River crab?
I'm your huckleberry....
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"I like your sweater, Vijay. Does it come in a V-neck?"
"So, you ever figure out who Ron Paul is?"
"Is the water getting warmer around us?"
"...Uhm... I don't feel anything..."
Hollywood?
Vikram, we are truly blessed. That Yankee fool V the K thinks we're in the Ganges. If he knew we were actually in the Holy Pool of Immortal Nectar, who knows what kind of perverse, sacrilegeous captions he would post.
"Are you getting wrinkly?"
"Yeah, but the first one out has to be Hillary's love monkey."
"Okay, I'm staying, too."
"Feel refreshed?"
"Yep. Well, back to the tech support lines."
A blob of Immortal Nectar floated to the surface of the water.
Vikram turned to Sanjiv and growled, "you farted, didn't you?"
"Your hand is warm."
"Um, actually, Sinjay, that's not my hand."
"Oh, sh** I'm a butter head..."
"Damn if you aren't right. From this angle it DOES look like a pig's head."
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It's true! If you go in swimming too soon after eating you'll feel a little Sikh.
Damn it, Vijay! I told you we should never have gotten into a boat with Sean Penn!
"Keep searching, Sanjay, Mayor Nagin swears he parked those buses around here somewhere!"
"MARCO!"
"NOW can we call a plumber, Sanjay?"
"Vijay...'untouchable' means there, too."
Three hour tour, my ass. Infidel American boat captain! A pox on his house!
I didn't know this water had jacuzzi action. Oh, Sanjay. Not again.
Look, a Baby Ruth floating by. Why shouldn't I eat it? It is a gift from the gods.
Hey Sajal, did you notice our back hair is a mirror image? Its kismet.
Hey Sajal, your turban's reflection looks like a yellow turtle. Didja know that?
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"Vishnu"
"Gesundheit"
"Go Blue!"
"Go Tarheels!"
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