1. "I didn't even know they made anatomically correct Michael Moore dolls."
2. "If I stuff this in my coat, maybe I'll get a nice strip search from that rough Sheriff's deputy."
3. "If I buy enough toys, will the clerk not notice the love oil and nipple clamps. Or, will it just make me look like even worse of a pervert?"
4. "And the children back at the coven will love these Saturnalia gifts. Of course, then, they'll be sacrificed to the Moon Goddess, but at least their final hours will be happy."
5. Arlene's thighs quivered at her memory of the Hickory Farms Sausage log assortment she got last Christmas.