Monday, December 17, 2007

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

From SondraK (Yes, I stole her threadline)


1. The Metrosexual Dutch Environment Minister collapsed into a crying jag after Imelda Marcos slapped him and stole his man-purse.

2. "This shirt is fabulous! I bought it from International Male! You're just jealous, you awful, awful man!"

3. The Dutch Environment Minister amuses himself by playing "peek-a-boo" with his bottle of Perrier.

4. "Leave Britney alone! She's a human!"

5. "Oh, Sweet Gaia, he really did put pee pee in my Coke."

6. Secretary General Ban ki-Moon followed up on the eye-poke with a pitch-perfect "woo-woo-wooo."

7. Oedipus Rex reacts to news that the woman he borrowed the shirt from is his own mother.

8. "I'm crying 'cuz you so ugly!"

9. "Stay away from my boogers!"

10. When the Dutch Environment Minister sobbed that failing to ratify Kyoto "felt worse than being donkey-punched by John Edwards," the other delegates wondered how exactly he knew that.

Super Best of curly
The Dutch obviously need to do more to reduce their greenhouse gay emissions.

Best of ThatGayConservative
John Santos could only shake his head and exclaim "What a faggot".

Best of Van Helsing
Yvo de Boer suddenly realizes that he's wearing his red pumps and orange frond-print miniskirt, neither of which go with his shirt.

Best of metalgarth
Even in his later years, Martin Prince never got over the way Nelson Muntz pushed him around

Best of Colonel Forbin
Meanwhile, at the Asian Summit, Bob thought he could fool everyone by covering his eyes, but they were onto him.

Best of attmay
"Nice shirt, Executive Secretary. Charles Nelson Reilly's estate sale, I presume?"

Best of Chrees
For the love of Gaia, won't someone save Ferris?

Best of J. Lichty
Oh, wait that's not a picture of George Voinivich.

Best of prince of leaves
Where will YOU be when your sense of shame over hypocritically pontificating at an obscenely un-green environmental summit kicks in?

Best of Army of Mom
*sobbing* I was in the People magazine 'what NOT to wear' section. How will I ever show my face at the Blue Oyster bar?

35 comments:

ThatGayConservative said...

John Santos could only shake his head and exclaim "What a faggot".

curly said...

"Why does the Secretary-General ignore my foot tapping? Why?"

curly said...

The Dutch obviously need to do more to reduce their greenhouse gay emissions.

Van Helsing said...

Yvo de Boer suddenly realizes that he's wearing his red pumps and orange frond-print miniskirt, neither of which go with his shirt.

CJ said...

"I warned you not to stick your finger in Hillary, but did you listen? No-o-o-o-o."

metalgarth said...

Even in his later years, Martin Prince never got over the way Nelson Muntz pushed him around

Jack Reacher said...

"I can't believe one of Khadaffy's bodyguards is wearing the same shirt. That bitch."

Jack Reacher said...

The Dutch Environment Minister reacts to news that the "90 Minutes of Hate For the U.S." has been moved to the afternoon session.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Top 3 Dutch Imports:
1) Ayaan Hirsi Ali
2) Grolsch beer
3) Enviro-pussies

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble from Ban-Ki Moon: "Roundeye need to man up."

Colonel Forbin said...

Meanwhile, at the Asian Summit, Bob thought he could fool everyone by covering his eyes, but they were onto him.

ThatGayConservative said...

"(sigh)Just what this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock."

Submariner said...

>sniff...<
The Secretary General ate all my horse d!ck...
>sniff...<

attmay said...

"Nice shirt, Executive Secretary. Charles Nelson Reilly's estate sale, I presume?"

Chrees said...

For the love of Gaia, won't someone save Ferris?

Van Helsing said...

The Crying Dutchman learns that Power Line readers have been directed over to Caption This! to laugh at him.

Frank_IBC said...

The Indonesian guard behind the table muttered to himself, "to think that just sixty years ago, these pathetic specimens of humanity actually ruled us, y'allah, it boggles the imagination."

Wilde Thing said...

A man must have a heart of stone to look at this Dutchman without laughing out loud.

Anonymous said...

Yvo DeBoer, the Sniffing Eco-Whore's Top Ten Fave Rave Jukebox:

1. "96 Tears" (Question Mark & the Mysterians)

2. "Cry Me a River" (Julie London)

3. "Cry" (Johnny Ray)

4. It's Crying Time Again" (Buck Owens Hee Haw Mix)

5. "Cry Baby Cry" (Beatles)

6. "19th Nervous Breakdown" (Rolling Stones)

7. "Tears of a Clown" (Smoky Robinson & the Miracles)

8. "I'll Cry Instead" (Beatles)

9. "As Tears Go By" (Rolling Stones)

and of course......

10. "There's a Tear in My Beer" (Hank Williams Sr.)

attmay said...

"Listen, Dutch boy, it was YOUR idea to go to that chick flick marathon, not mine!"

attmay said...

"I only had one chili dog for lunch and already you're starting up the waterworks? Crybaby."

attmay said...

"It wasn't my idea to have Tipper Gore do the Dance of the Seven Veils."

Anonymous said...

For God's sake man, this isn't that serious.

ThatGayConservative said...

"Indigestion, heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea!"

Whacko said...

"Hey crying sissy-man, you gonna eat that apple?"

Anonymous said...

See no evil, hey guys, see no evil, hey...

lawhawk said...

I can't believe I just saved my job and career for another decade with this crap.

All I did was save the planet and got this lousy Hawaiian shirt?

J. Lichty said...

I ..[sob] ... just ... [sob] ... saw that meenie ... [sob] John Bolton.

Oh, wait that's not a picture of George Voinivich.

Son Of The Godfather said...

OT: Hey V, you got a link from Powerline for this one...

http://www.powerlineblog.com/

heh

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your sense of shame over hypocritically pontificating at an obscenely un-green environmental summit kicks in?

prince of leaves said...

Deadpan Ban after surreptitiously nailing de Boer in the nads with a double-jointed tae-kwon-do kick: "See, sissy-boy? I tell you I give you something cry about!"

prince of leaves said...

Ban's If I Really Ruled The World inner monologue: "And I would summon my personal praetorians and command them, 'Have this pathetic blubbering mass of unmanliness taken out behind the venue and shot, for the good of all humanity.' And then I would have a glass of sherry with a very naked Noemie Lenoir. It would be a very pleasant day."

Army of Mom said...

*sobbing* I was in People magazine in the what NOT to wear section. How will I ever show my face at the next musical production of West Side Story?

Army of Mom said...

Pssst. Is that dude wearing the bedspread from the hotel?

ThatGayConservative said...

ORA: "Have you ever gotten cum in your eye? It BURNS!!"