1. Hill: "I loved you in that movie V for Vendetta. You'd be surprised how many shaved women I keep locked in my basement."
2. Natalie's nipples desperately press for escape.
3. The alternate ending of Tin Man was rejected when the wicked witch proved just too freakin' scary for test audiences.
4. Left: "I'm a PC." Right: "And I'm a Mac."
5. Roofies! The Freshmaker!
Besterest of Passionate Conservative
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought!
Best of lawhawk
As usual, Natalie's acting was wooden and stiff.
Best of curly
Hillary just loved the new FemBot2000 model intern, with deployed air bags, turn signal indicators, and AARP-approved knob adjusters.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Play your cards right, and in my administration you can have a shiny conference table of your own."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just look at her beaming!... And I'm not referring to the Hildabeast.
Best of Rodney Dill
More bars in more places.
Best of Colonel Forbin
"OK, now everyone say nipples... I mean cheese!"
Best of metalgarth
yeah, yeah, reptile... slightly older girl... V the K, you need help.
Best of Uchuk the Tuchuck
Senator, do your eyes always look creepy and weird, or is it just when you're feeling up movie royalty?
Best of Frank_IBC
Hillary's attempt to woo Jewish voters backfired when she mistakenly pinned a mezzuzah to her jacket.
Best of prince of leaves
"Must...resist...too...famous..." Hillary tensed every muscle in her body to keep from sinking her teeth into Natalie's tender flesh and draining the youth-restoring lifeforce.
Best of GOP & College
That man on the left really ruins the picture.
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I don't understand why anyone would want to pose next to a life-sized cardboard cutout of Hillary. And a pretty scary one at that.
Natalie loved the wax museum, although the air conditioning would always trigger her CWI's.
CWI - Cold Weather Indicator.
Once again, Natalie's acting was wooden and stiff.
Yes, they're real. And they're magnificient, don't you think Hillary?
Hill kept humming something about “♫…two turtle doves…♪”, but I couldn’t quite make it out.
Hillary just loved the new FemBot2000 model intern, with deployed air bags, turn signal indicators, and AARP-approved knob adjusters.
Hillary discusses how her commie health care plan will also cover boob jobs.
“…and I for one look forward to the day when we can quit discussing Iraq and go back to talking about nice racks.”
"Play your cards right, and in my administration you can have a shiny conference table of your own."
"Senator Clinton, your cell phone is poking me. Wait; isn't that your cell phone over on the table? What the hell???"
Hillary offers to show Natalie where to place her hands for the Pledge of Allegiance.
Padme knew Senator Palpatine was up to no good when her "Dark Side" detectors went off every time he touched her.
Hillary Thought Bubble: "Padme... or she may not..."
Ms. Portman should have known to not lean so close to Hillary without proper protection.
Just look at her beaming!... And I'm not referring to the Hildabeast.
Hillary's first attempt to pack 60,000 people into a stadium failed. Duping Star Wars fans into thinking they were going to be a part of a panel discussing the benefits of using Tatooine as a training ground for the future Rebel leader (aka Luke) was scrapped so they went with Plan B: Show Queen Amidala's boobs.
I also get that excited about having Hillary as the democratic candidate
More bars in more places.
"OK, now everyone say nipples... I mean cheese!"
yeah, yeah, reptile... slightly older girl... V the K, you need help.
Senator, do your eyes always look creepy and weird, or is it just when you're feeling up movie royalty?
Caption this? Hell, they already been capped!
Hillary's attempt to woo Jewish voters backfired when she mistakenly pinned a mezzuzah to her jacket.
A gathering of three blacks with good jobs is always cause for national celebration.
"Come give a hug to Dick Cheney's cousin!"
Hillary: "So does Anakin have real working prosthetic devices... I mean limbs?"
"Uh, Mrs. Clinton? The way you keep calling me 'Nipply' instead of Natalie is really creeping me out..."
"Must...resist...too...famous..." Hillary tensed every muscle in her body to keep from sinking her teeth into Natalie's tender flesh and draining the youth-restoring lifeforce.
The only thing that could make this picture better is if Natalie's tee had "Fred '08" stenciled on it.
Remember, remember, to vote next November,
For someone besides this damned twat.
Uh, Padme and the, uh...twins "Look" and "Lay-ya"...oh hell, I got nothing...insert Tic-Tac smuggler joke here...
1) That man on the left really ruins the picture.
2) "Sorry Bill, I get her first!"
3) Not only will cold air gives you glass cutters, but apparently a frigid bitch does too.
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought!
Left: "OMFG did you see her nipples!"
Right: "OMFG did you see her staring at my nipples!"
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