1. Hill: "I loved you in that movie V for Vendetta. You'd be surprised how many shaved women I keep locked in my basement."
2. Natalie's nipples desperately press for escape.
3. The alternate ending of Tin Man was rejected when the wicked witch proved just too freakin' scary for test audiences.
4. Left: "I'm a PC." Right: "And I'm a Mac."
5. Roofies! The Freshmaker!
Besterest of Passionate Conservative
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought!
Best of lawhawk
As usual, Natalie's acting was wooden and stiff.
Best of curly
Hillary just loved the new FemBot2000 model intern, with deployed air bags, turn signal indicators, and AARP-approved knob adjusters.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Play your cards right, and in my administration you can have a shiny conference table of your own."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just look at her beaming!... And I'm not referring to the Hildabeast.
Best of Rodney Dill
More bars in more places.
Best of Colonel Forbin
"OK, now everyone say nipples... I mean cheese!"
Best of metalgarth
yeah, yeah, reptile... slightly older girl... V the K, you need help.
Best of Uchuk the Tuchuck
Senator, do your eyes always look creepy and weird, or is it just when you're feeling up movie royalty?
Best of Frank_IBC
Hillary's attempt to woo Jewish voters backfired when she mistakenly pinned a mezzuzah to her jacket.
Best of prince of leaves
"Must...resist...too...famous..." Hillary tensed every muscle in her body to keep from sinking her teeth into Natalie's tender flesh and draining the youth-restoring lifeforce.
Best of GOP & College
That man on the left really ruins the picture.