Sunday, December 09, 2007

Is it really cold in here or just in this one spot?

SondraK


1. Hill: "I loved you in that movie V for Vendetta. You'd be surprised how many shaved women I keep locked in my basement."

2. Natalie's nipples desperately press for escape.

3. The alternate ending of Tin Man was rejected when the wicked witch proved just too freakin' scary for test audiences.

4. Left: "I'm a PC." Right: "And I'm a Mac."

5. Roofies! The Freshmaker!

Besterest of Passionate Conservative
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought!

Best of lawhawk
As usual, Natalie's acting was wooden and stiff.

Best of curly
Hillary just loved the new FemBot2000 model intern, with deployed air bags, turn signal indicators, and AARP-approved knob adjusters.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Play your cards right, and in my administration you can have a shiny conference table of your own."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Just look at her beaming!... And I'm not referring to the Hildabeast.

Best of Rodney Dill
More bars in more places.

Best of Colonel Forbin
"OK, now everyone say nipples... I mean cheese!"

Best of metalgarth
yeah, yeah, reptile... slightly older girl... V the K, you need help.

Best of Uchuk the Tuchuck
Senator, do your eyes always look creepy and weird, or is it just when you're feeling up movie royalty?

Best of Frank_IBC
Hillary's attempt to woo Jewish voters backfired when she mistakenly pinned a mezzuzah to her jacket.

Best of prince of leaves
"Must...resist...too...famous..." Hillary tensed every muscle in her body to keep from sinking her teeth into Natalie's tender flesh and draining the youth-restoring lifeforce.

Best of GOP & College
That man on the left really ruins the picture.


34 comments:

Whacko said...

I don't understand why anyone would want to pose next to a life-sized cardboard cutout of Hillary. And a pretty scary one at that.

John said...

Natalie loved the wax museum, although the air conditioning would always trigger her CWI's.


CWI - Cold Weather Indicator.

lawhawk said...

Once again, Natalie's acting was wooden and stiff.

lawhawk said...

Yes, they're real. And they're magnificient, don't you think Hillary?

curly said...

Hill kept humming something about “♫…two turtle doves…♪”, but I couldn’t quite make it out.

curly said...

Hillary just loved the new FemBot2000 model intern, with deployed air bags, turn signal indicators, and AARP-approved knob adjusters.

curly said...

Hillary discusses how her commie health care plan will also cover boob jobs.

curly said...

“…and I for one look forward to the day when we can quit discussing Iraq and go back to talking about nice racks.”

Jack Reacher said...

"Play your cards right, and in my administration you can have a shiny conference table of your own."

Jack Reacher said...

"Senator Clinton, your cell phone is poking me. Wait; isn't that your cell phone over on the table? What the hell???"

Paul said...

Hillary offers to show Natalie where to place her hands for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Mr. Right said...

Padme knew Senator Palpatine was up to no good when her "Dark Side" detectors went off every time he touched her.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary Thought Bubble: "Padme... or she may not..."

The Man said...

Ms. Portman should have known to not lean so close to Hillary without proper protection.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just look at her beaming!... And I'm not referring to the Hildabeast.

The Man said...

Hillary's first attempt to pack 60,000 people into a stadium failed. Duping Star Wars fans into thinking they were going to be a part of a panel discussing the benefits of using Tatooine as a training ground for the future Rebel leader (aka Luke) was scrapped so they went with Plan B: Show Queen Amidala's boobs.

The Man said...

I also get that excited about having Hillary as the democratic candidate

Rodney Dill said...

More bars in more places.

Colonel Forbin said...

"OK, now everyone say nipples... I mean cheese!"

metalgarth said...

yeah, yeah, reptile... slightly older girl... V the K, you need help.

Uchuk the Tuchuck said...

Senator, do your eyes always look creepy and weird, or is it just when you're feeling up movie royalty?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Caption this? Hell, they already been capped!

Frank_IBC said...

Hillary's attempt to woo Jewish voters backfired when she mistakenly pinned a mezzuzah to her jacket.

dj said...

A gathering of three blacks with good jobs is always cause for national celebration.

curly said...

"Come give a hug to Dick Cheney's cousin!"

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "So does Anakin have real working prosthetic devices... I mean limbs?"

prince of leaves said...

"Uh, Mrs. Clinton? The way you keep calling me 'Nipply' instead of Natalie is really creeping me out..."

prince of leaves said...

"Must...resist...too...famous..." Hillary tensed every muscle in her body to keep from sinking her teeth into Natalie's tender flesh and draining the youth-restoring lifeforce.

prince of leaves said...

The only thing that could make this picture better is if Natalie's tee had "Fred '08" stenciled on it.

prince of leaves said...

Remember, remember, to vote next November,
For someone besides this damned twat.

Adjustah said...

Uh, Padme and the, uh...twins "Look" and "Lay-ya"...oh hell, I got nothing...insert Tic-Tac smuggler joke here...

GOP & College said...

1) That man on the left really ruins the picture.

2) "Sorry Bill, I get her first!"

3) Not only will cold air gives you glass cutters, but apparently a frigid bitch does too.

Passionate Conservative said...

"You came in that? You're braver than I thought!

Merovign said...

Left: "OMFG did you see her nipples!"

Right: "OMFG did you see her staring at my nipples!"