Friday, December 14, 2007

"I'll Take Visual Metaphors For Rosie O'Donnell's Sex Life for $400, Alex"

Sonic "The Hedge" Frog

1. Three straight days of Hillary pics were too much for some to bear.

2. "Because we were out of tissues, that's why."

3. Another former Hillary campaign staffer searches the world for his balls.

4. After catching Rosie O'Donnell nude and masturbating in her dressing room at The View, a badly traumatized Danny DeVito developed an unspeakable fetish.

5. Worst job as voted by Barack Obama campaign staffers: Having to find his stash after he panics and flushes it.



Dr. Phil visits Enumclaw.


Next week on Chase Devlin: Fish Dentist


The Wife will kill me if I don't find that wedding ring…


Shortly thereafter, Gallant never entered into a wager with Goofus again


Hillary's gynecologist preferred to practice before her appointments, but only recently was able to find something that could duplicate the experience exactly.


Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff Reference: "In Russia, sturgeon eat you!"


Marco...?


Moments later as the headless corpse floated away, Jaime looked at the camera and said "Definitely Busted - you can't train a fish."


Still looking for Laci Petersons Fetus.


Scene from my next movie: "THIS DOODS HEAD. IT HAS A FLAVUR II"


49 comments:

Cybrludite said...

Dr. Phil visits Eummenclaw.

Rodney Dill said...

Jonah attempts to recapture his past glory days.

Rodney Dill said...

The barberfish will tilapia little off the top.

Rodney Dill said...

Travelocity will get you where you're going... even to Nineveh.

Double the U said...

I don't know, the last thing he said was "Watch this" we took this picture then the damn thing dragged him under and we never saw him again.

Cybrludite said...

Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o? Echo-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Double the U said...

Ohhhh there's my watch.

Double the U said...

Whoooooo isssssss Ronnnnnnn Paullllll.

Rodney Dill said...

Eventually the doctor diagnosed Al with 'Carp Al tunnel syndrome'

andthenblammo! said...

ORA:

"Well, hello dere, Catfish!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Herb finally found something that didn't taste just like chicken.

or

Hey, I think I found Hoffa!

sonicfrog said...

♫ Human Heads, Human Heads,
Rolly-Polly Human Heads,
Human Heads, Human Heads,
Eat Them Up, Yum!!! ♫

Silhouette said...

Next week on Chase Devlin: Fish Dentist

Van Helsing said...

The Wife will kill me if I don't find that wedding ring…

Silhouette said...

Sturge-on: apply directly to the forehead.


Dang my head hurts; I have such a haddock.

Silhouette said...

Worst. Lion Tamer. Ever.

Silhouette said...

Sanjay? Vijay?

Silhouette said...

Those trying to fill the void left by Steve Irwin were earnest, but ultimately disappointing.

Silhouette said...

Okay, one last fish pun:

Not a Grouper, a Groupee

metalgarth said...

Some Sushi Bars take the concept of 'Fresh' a little too far

metalgarth said...

The writer's strike brought new meaning to the phrase 'half baked reality show'

metalgarth said...

Becoming a member of Skull & Bones was tougher than some people imagined

metalgarth said...

Shortly thereafter, Gallant never entered into a wager with Goofus again

prince of leaves said...

After giving up the trained lions and moving their show to SeaWorld, Siegfried and Roy never quite recaptured the old magic.

prince of leaves said...

It often takes new sietch initiates a few tries to properly drown a Little Maker.

Kaptain said...

Hillary's gynecologist preferred to practice before her appointments, but only recently was able to find something that could duplicate the experience exactly.

prince of leaves said...

Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff Reference: "In Russia, sturgeon eat you!"

prince of leaves said...

"The catfish ate my baby!"

Anonymous said...

Marco...?


--DaveP.

Submariner said...

After the "aroma" in Rosie's dressing room, Danny needed fresh air and he needed it fast!

Submariner said...

Larry David attempts to curb his new-found enthusiasm over fishing.

Submariner said...

KAL is equipped with unique flotation devices in case of "water landings."

Submariner said...

Moments later as the headless corpse floated away, Jaime looked at the camera and said "Definitely Busted - you can't train a fish."

Submariner said...

Carpe Dium?

Submariner said...

Looks like Danny is waiting with baited breath...

Anonymous said...

One is a slimy, scum sucking, bottom feeder. The other is just a fish.

Jay Guevara said...

"EUUUUUURRRRROPE!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Sorry, Mr. Limpett, but it looks like we're gonna have to yank those tonsils...

sonicfrog said...

Alaska Airlines has gone organic, and is conserving paper by proving passengers with "Barf Fish" in lieu of "Barf Bags"!

sonicfrog said...

Dammit, he stole my favorite worm!!!

sonicfrog said...

Still looking for Laci Petersons Fetus.

sonicfrog said...

The writers strike is definitely diminishing the quality of TV and film. Here is a scab written scene from the upcoming "Jaws 5".

sonicfrog said...

Here is the fate of many of the voters who have defected into Obama's camp. As you can see, Hillary is handling this personally.

sonicfrog said...

Yep, Stan DOES make excellent fish bate!!!!

sonicfrog said...

Hmmm. Smells like Thursday....

Uhuck the Tuchuck said...

"Maah! Maah! Met mit moff, met mit moff!"

or

You can tuna fish, but only from the inside.

Samuel L. Bronkowitz said...

Scene from my next movie:

"THIS DOODS HEAD. IT HAS A FLAVUR II"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Keep screwin' around like that, SOTG, and you'll NEVER make Master Baiter...