1. Three straight days of Hillary pics were too much for some to bear.
2. "Because we were out of tissues, that's why."
3. Another former Hillary campaign staffer searches the world for his balls.
4. After catching Rosie O'Donnell nude and masturbating in her dressing room at The View, a badly traumatized Danny DeVito developed an unspeakable fetish.
5. Worst job as voted by Barack Obama campaign staffers: Having to find his stash after he panics and flushes it.
Dr. Phil visits Enumclaw.
Next week on Chase Devlin: Fish Dentist
The Wife will kill me if I don't find that wedding ring…
Shortly thereafter, Gallant never entered into a wager with Goofus again
Hillary's gynecologist preferred to practice before her appointments, but only recently was able to find something that could duplicate the experience exactly.
Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff Reference: "In Russia, sturgeon eat you!"
Moments later as the headless corpse floated away, Jaime looked at the camera and said "Definitely Busted - you can't train a fish."
Still looking for Laci Petersons Fetus.
Scene from my next movie: "THIS DOODS HEAD. IT HAS A FLAVUR II"