1. Three straight days of Hillary pics were too much for some to bear.2. "Because we were out of tissues, that's why."
3. Another former Hillary campaign staffer searches the world for his balls.
4. After catching Rosie O'Donnell nude and masturbating in her dressing room at The View, a badly traumatized Danny DeVito developed an unspeakable fetish.
5. Worst job as voted by Barack Obama campaign staffers: Having to find his stash after he panics and flushes it.
Dr. Phil visits Enumclaw.
Next week on Chase Devlin: Fish Dentist
The Wife will kill me if I don't find that wedding ring…
Shortly thereafter, Gallant never entered into a wager with Goofus again
Hillary's gynecologist preferred to practice before her appointments, but only recently was able to find something that could duplicate the experience exactly.
Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff Reference: "In Russia, sturgeon eat you!"
Marco...?
Moments later as the headless corpse floated away, Jaime looked at the camera and said "Definitely Busted - you can't train a fish."
Still looking for Laci Petersons Fetus.
Scene from my next movie: "THIS DOODS HEAD. IT HAS A FLAVUR II"
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Dr. Phil visits Eummenclaw.
Jonah attempts to recapture his past glory days.
The barberfish will tilapia little off the top.
Travelocity will get you where you're going... even to Nineveh.
I don't know, the last thing he said was "Watch this" we took this picture then the damn thing dragged him under and we never saw him again.
Hello-o-o-o-o-o-o? Echo-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Ohhhh there's my watch.
Whoooooo isssssss Ronnnnnnn Paullllll.
Eventually the doctor diagnosed Al with 'Carp Al tunnel syndrome'
ORA:
"Well, hello dere, Catfish!"
Herb finally found something that didn't taste just like chicken.
or
Hey, I think I found Hoffa!
♫ Human Heads, Human Heads,
Rolly-Polly Human Heads,
Human Heads, Human Heads,
Eat Them Up, Yum!!! ♫
Next week on Chase Devlin: Fish Dentist
The Wife will kill me if I don't find that wedding ring…
Sturge-on: apply directly to the forehead.
Dang my head hurts; I have such a haddock.
Worst. Lion Tamer. Ever.
Sanjay? Vijay?
Those trying to fill the void left by Steve Irwin were earnest, but ultimately disappointing.
Okay, one last fish pun:
Not a Grouper, a Groupee
Some Sushi Bars take the concept of 'Fresh' a little too far
The writer's strike brought new meaning to the phrase 'half baked reality show'
Becoming a member of Skull & Bones was tougher than some people imagined
Shortly thereafter, Gallant never entered into a wager with Goofus again
After giving up the trained lions and moving their show to SeaWorld, Siegfried and Roy never quite recaptured the old magic.
It often takes new sietch initiates a few tries to properly drown a Little Maker.
Hillary's gynecologist preferred to practice before her appointments, but only recently was able to find something that could duplicate the experience exactly.
Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff Reference: "In Russia, sturgeon eat you!"
"The catfish ate my baby!"
Marco...?
--DaveP.
After the "aroma" in Rosie's dressing room, Danny needed fresh air and he needed it fast!
Larry David attempts to curb his new-found enthusiasm over fishing.
KAL is equipped with unique flotation devices in case of "water landings."
Moments later as the headless corpse floated away, Jaime looked at the camera and said "Definitely Busted - you can't train a fish."
Carpe Dium?
Looks like Danny is waiting with baited breath...
One is a slimy, scum sucking, bottom feeder. The other is just a fish.
"EUUUUUURRRRROPE!"
ORA:
Sorry, Mr. Limpett, but it looks like we're gonna have to yank those tonsils...
Alaska Airlines has gone organic, and is conserving paper by proving passengers with "Barf Fish" in lieu of "Barf Bags"!
Dammit, he stole my favorite worm!!!
Still looking for Laci Petersons Fetus.
The writers strike is definitely diminishing the quality of TV and film. Here is a scab written scene from the upcoming "Jaws 5".
Here is the fate of many of the voters who have defected into Obama's camp. As you can see, Hillary is handling this personally.
Yep, Stan DOES make excellent fish bate!!!!
Hmmm. Smells like Thursday....
"Maah! Maah! Met mit moff, met mit moff!"
or
You can tuna fish, but only from the inside.
Scene from my next movie:
"THIS DOODS HEAD. IT HAS A FLAVUR II"
Keep screwin' around like that, SOTG, and you'll NEVER make Master Baiter...
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