1. "Interpretive Hockey" becomes an official sport in 2010. Here, the American team symbolically represents the blue states trying to force their perverted will on the Red States.
2. "Whoa, dude! It's called deodorant. It's not expensive."
3. "I take it you just found out it was me who put BenGay in your cup."
4. "Death from Above! Aieeeeeeee!"
5. "Dude! I'm trying to find my contact!"
Best of divine miss m
Someone's gotta put the "bone" in zamboni.
Best of Jack Reacher
"...and cough."
Best of Submariner
"How DARE you do Jolson!" Dawn's son (#19) was ALways incensed by displays of racial insensitivity.
Best of ThatGayConservative
ORA: "Boot to the head!"
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Someone's gotta put the "bone" in zamboni.
In the wake of the baseball steroid scandal and several unfortunate prime-time humping incidents, hockey finally came clean on its human/canine chimaera breeding programs.
"...and cough."
Elbow to the nads? 2 minute minor, I think...
Noting 19's position, Sully sniffed "I think I'll take up hockey!"
"How DARE you do Jolson!"
Dawn's son (#19) was ALways incensed by displays of racial insensitivity.
Will you get the puck outa here, and leave me alone?
Your "Marco Polo" crap just IS...NOT...FUNNY!
The pussification of hockey continues, instead of checking now players have to group hug.
"Tanya Harding sends her love."
Meanwhile at the Special Olympics, Jimmy and Sally perform their 1st ever throw triple jump, or shall we say, attepmt their 1st ever throw triple jump.
ORA(?)"Boot to the head!"
Holy crap; he's killing Kenny!
The first — and last — day of the Soccer/Hockey Exchange Program.
During the National Anthem
"Do you mind? I'm listening to the fucking song."
"All I said was 'Canadian beer sucks!'"
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