Sunday, December 16, 2007

I love this game, but not as much as some others

Fred Miranda


1. "Interpretive Hockey" becomes an official sport in 2010. Here, the American team symbolically represents the blue states trying to force their perverted will on the Red States.

2. "Whoa, dude! It's called deodorant. It's not expensive."

3. "I take it you just found out it was me who put BenGay in your cup."

4. "Death from Above! Aieeeeeeee!"

5. "Dude! I'm trying to find my contact!"

Best of divine miss m
Someone's gotta put the "bone" in zamboni.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and cough."

Best of Submariner
"How DARE you do Jolson!" Dawn's son (#19) was ALways incensed by displays of racial insensitivity.

Best of ThatGayConservative
ORA: "Boot to the head!"



16 comments:

divine miss m said...

Someone's gotta put the "bone" in zamboni.

prince of leaves said...

In the wake of the baseball steroid scandal and several unfortunate prime-time humping incidents, hockey finally came clean on its human/canine chimaera breeding programs.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and cough."

Submariner said...

Elbow to the nads? 2 minute minor, I think...

Submariner said...

Noting 19's position, Sully sniffed "I think I'll take up hockey!"

Submariner said...

"How DARE you do Jolson!"
Dawn's son (#19) was ALways incensed by displays of racial insensitivity.

Submariner said...

Will you get the puck outa here, and leave me alone?

Double the U said...

Your "Marco Polo" crap just IS...NOT...FUNNY!

Double the U said...

The pussification of hockey continues, instead of checking now players have to group hug.

curly said...

"Tanya Harding sends her love."

Colonel Forbin said...

Meanwhile at the Special Olympics, Jimmy and Sally perform their 1st ever throw triple jump, or shall we say, attepmt their 1st ever throw triple jump.

ThatGayConservative said...

ORA(?)"Boot to the head!"

Submariner said...

Holy crap; he's killing Kenny!

attmay said...

The first — and last — day of the Soccer/Hockey Exchange Program.

Chrees said...

During the National Anthem
"Do you mind? I'm listening to the fucking song."

ThatGayConservative said...

"All I said was 'Canadian beer sucks!'"