Wednesday, December 05, 2007

I CAN HAS REACHAROUND?


1. "No, I'm not feeling him up, I'm just slipping money in his back pocket to pay for 'security' while I bone my mistress."

2. "If I were an illegal immigrant, your manly arms would be the only sanctuary I would need."

3. "And now, our impression of Silky Pony and Barack Obama. Bernie, drop your pants and pretend you have pretty, pretty hair. "

4. "Who am I? Give up? Here's a hint. 'Yeah, I stole the Heart of Gold. Now, bring me some pan-galactic gargle blasters, you suicidal robot!'"

5. "So, are we in line for iPhones or Hannah Montana tickets?"

Best of The Man
We'll find those bastards that stole our hair if it's the last thing we do!

Best of Rodney Dill
Once upon a New York potty, as I squatted, deep in thought, but wary,
recalling many rank and scurilous volume of Hillary Clinton lore,
While I plotted, nearly laughing, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some foot gently tapping, a foot upon Rudy's stall floor.
"'Tis some prancer," I muttered, "tapping beside my stall room floor
Only this, and nothing more...
Let's pursue this... nevermore."

Best of prince of leaves
"So, Bernie, got any Italian in ya? Would you like some?"

Best of Army of Dad
I love you man.

Best of Adjustah
I M ON YR FACE STEALIN ALL YOUR HAIRZ


21 comments:

The Man said...

We'll find those bastards that stole our hair if it's the last thing we do!

Submariner said...

Yes, I AM glad to see you, and no, I DON'T have a gun in my pocket.

Submariner said...

Whaddaya say, Bernie; how 'bouts we go get "skating" lessons from Johnny Weir down at Rockefeller Center?

Rodney Dill said...

Once upon a New York potty, as I squatted, deep in thought, but wary,
recalling many rank and scurilous volume of Hillary Clinton lore,
While I plotted, nearly laughing, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some foot gently tapping, a foot upon my Rudy's stall floor.
"'Tis some prancer," I muttered, "tapping beside my stall room floor
Only this, and nothing more...
Let's pursue this... nevermore."

Rodney Dill said...

Once upon a New York potty, as I squatted, deep in thought, but wary,
recalling many rank and scurilous volume of Hillary Clinton lore,
While I plotted, nearly laughing, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some foot gently tapping, a foot upon Rudy's stall floor.
"'Tis some prancer," I muttered, "tapping beside my stall room floor
Only this, and nothing more...
Let's pursue this... nevermore."


(corrected)

Silhouette said...

"So, are you in a Rudy moody?"

prince of leaves said...

"So, Bernie, got any Italian in ya? Would you like some?"

Kaptain said...

"See, Obama? This is how you pledge allegiance to the flag!"

Submariner said...

No, Bernie - this is not a "knife in the back" - it's a portable political ladder rung...

lawhawk said...

Brokeback Kerik

What happens in the West Village, stays in the West Village.

Army of Dad said...

I love you man.

sonicfrog said...

Baseball has never been quite that good to me...

sonicfrog said...

If Bill Clinton is the first black president (sorry Obama), does this mean that Rudy would be the first gay president???

Adjustah said...

I M ON YR FACE STEALIN ALL YOUR HAIRZ

Submariner said...

No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too low and on the wrong side of my body. The Vulcan death pinch is where the shoulder meets the neck.

Army of Mom said...

Oooh, I love the texture of this sweater. Cashmere?

Army of Mom said...

Rudy really will DO anything to get a vote.

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said...
Rudy really will DO anything to get a vote.


...or anyBODY...

Submariner said...

Beavis and that other guy.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Damn, Ford - I'm NEVER going to get used to the strange forms we pass through when we engage the Infinite Improbability Drive...