Sunday, December 30, 2007

I CAN HAS EYE BLEECH?

wacha


1. (Sigh) "Yeah honey, I guess you're okay at 'shrimping' but John Edwards was good!"

2. "Hey, Cut it out! I ordered a 'David Vitter', not a 'Dick Morris.'"

3. NOM! NOM! NOM!

4. "Think those UN peacekeepers will notice we stole their blanket? Or are they too busy raping twelve year olds to notice?"

5. "Stupid blond zombie, that's not where my brains are."

Best of duke of red
"I CAN HAZ TOE JAMM?" "Depends on if I can haz puss..er, kitteh."

Best of Jack Reacher
Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, practice their interviewing skills.

Best of divine miss m
Eeeeww, look what you stepped in!

Best of Double the U
Paris Hilton takes up palm reading.

Best of Submariner
Don't toes me, bro'

Best of Submariner
Yep, you definitely have herpes of the phalanges. What a coincidence - I have athlete's vagina!

Best of curly
The government of France has worked diligently at equating “defeat” with “sexy”.


24 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Joe Wilson and Val Plame, still hard at work investigating the sale of "yellowcake"... this time, in the Carribean.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oooooh... that shriveled up little hangnail piggy should have gone to market."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Don't chez me, bro!"

TC@LeatherPenguin said...

That's just wrong,....

duke of red said...

"BRAI....er, I mean, FEEEET!!!"

duke of red said...

Wow, Cameron and Justin have really let themselves go.

duke of red said...

"I CAN HAZ TOE JAMM?"

"Depends on if I can haz puss..er, kitteh."

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm estimating an eight, eight and a half, tops. So, bottom line; don't waste my time, bucko."

Jack Reacher said...

Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, practice their interviewing skills.

Jack Reacher said...

"I'll be damned. You DID get Ron Paul tattooed on your foot. Okay, fine, I'll do you."

Double the U said...

Paris Hilton takes up palm reading.

divine miss m said...

Eeeeww, look what you stepped in!

Submariner said...

Double the U said...
Paris Hilton takes up palm reading.


Took that straight from my cerebellum. Nice!

Submariner said...

Don't toes me, bro'

Submariner said...

Yep, you definitely have herpes of the phalanges. What a coincidence - I have athlete's vagina!

Submariner said...

Uh, Brit? Normally you would need to have shoes ON to get a "spit shine..."

curly said...

Speak to the foot, not to the face.

curly said...

What happens at the Podiatrists’ Convention stays at the Podiatrists’ Convention.

curly said...

The government of France has worked diligently at equating “defeat” with “sexy”.

curly said...

Former Hillary interns are in great demand, thanks to all of the sycophant training.

curly said...

Dr. Scholl's meets Heidi Fleiss.

curly said...

“I wish I could kick you.”

Rodney Dill said...

Stupid is as stupid does... I have nothing more to say about that.

wacha said...

"In France, these mushrooms are considered as delicacies"