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1. (Sigh) "Yeah honey, I guess you're okay at 'shrimping' but John Edwards was good!"
2. "Hey, Cut it out! I ordered a 'David Vitter', not a 'Dick Morris.'"
3. NOM! NOM! NOM!
4. "Think those UN peacekeepers will notice we stole their blanket? Or are they too busy raping twelve year olds to notice?"
5. "Stupid blond zombie, that's not where my brains are."
Best of duke of red
"I CAN HAZ TOE JAMM?" "Depends on if I can haz puss..er, kitteh."
Best of Jack Reacher
Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, practice their interviewing skills.
Best of divine miss m
Eeeeww, look what you stepped in!
Best of Double the U
Paris Hilton takes up palm reading.
Best of Submariner
Don't toes me, bro'
Best of Submariner
Yep, you definitely have herpes of the phalanges. What a coincidence - I have athlete's vagina!
Best of curly
The government of France has worked diligently at equating “defeat” with “sexy”.
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Joe Wilson and Val Plame, still hard at work investigating the sale of "yellowcake"... this time, in the Carribean.
"Oooooh... that shriveled up little hangnail piggy should have gone to market."
"Don't chez me, bro!"
That's just wrong,....
"BRAI....er, I mean, FEEEET!!!"
Wow, Cameron and Justin have really let themselves go.
"I CAN HAZ TOE JAMM?"
"Depends on if I can haz puss..er, kitteh."
"I'm estimating an eight, eight and a half, tops. So, bottom line; don't waste my time, bucko."
Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, practice their interviewing skills.
"I'll be damned. You DID get Ron Paul tattooed on your foot. Okay, fine, I'll do you."
Paris Hilton takes up palm reading.
Eeeeww, look what you stepped in!
Double the U said...
Paris Hilton takes up palm reading.
Took that straight from my cerebellum. Nice!
Don't toes me, bro'
Yep, you definitely have herpes of the phalanges. What a coincidence - I have athlete's vagina!
Uh, Brit? Normally you would need to have shoes ON to get a "spit shine..."
Speak to the foot, not to the face.
What happens at the Podiatrists’ Convention stays at the Podiatrists’ Convention.
The government of France has worked diligently at equating “defeat” with “sexy”.
Former Hillary interns are in great demand, thanks to all of the sycophant training.
Dr. Scholl's meets Heidi Fleiss.
“I wish I could kick you.”
Stupid is as stupid does... I have nothing more to say about that.
"In France, these mushrooms are considered as delicacies"
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