1. "So, are you, like, magical or anything?"
2. "Look, Senator Byrd is from another time and place, and when asked what a 'healthy buck like that fetches these days,' I'm sure it was meant as a compliment."
3. Jena, Lousiana, December 2006: "Hey, I'll pay you and your homeboys fifty bucks each if you pwn that whiteboy who asked about the Rose Law Firm billing records."
4. Looking at Hillary's face, Jamal decided he'd settle for just the forty acres.
5. "Look at those shoes. The devil really does wear Prada.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Oh, you people aren't at all what I expected! Which one of you do I talk to about getting my luggage?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I was told you could procure a couple of those little baggies for me, and you KNOW what I'm talkin' bout."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Just one second... Huma? Hand sanitizer please."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I just love you on that 30 Rock program, Mr. Morgan."
Best of Capt. Queeg
Is that 'Merry Cooter Fondling Christmas' I see up in the banner? The years go by so fast...
Best of Capt. Queeg
A split secomd later, Jamal slumped to the floor as Hillary held aloft his still beating heart.
Best of Shayne
"You're going down, Barack! Oh, I'm sorry, I never could tell you people apart."
Best of Jonathan
"The sweeter the juice of what?" wondered Hilldawg.
Best of Submariner
"How much for your girl?"
Best of curly
"Introduce me to the sista behind you."
Best of Submariner
You will address me as "Empress" from your knees, and who the he!! told you it was acceptable to touch me?
Best of GregMan
All your votes are belong to us.
Best of dj
"The man's been keeping me down, too."
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"Oh, you people aren't at all what I expected! Which one of you do I talk to about getting my luggage?"
Shawn and Marlon Wayans in their hilarious sequel: White Chicks with Dicks
"I was told you could procure a couple of those little baggies for me, and you KNOW what I'm talkin' bout."
Looks almost Presidential in this picture... The old lady holding his hand has to go though.
Hillary Thought Bubble:
"Oh God, he's puckering up for a cheek kiss..."
"Just one second... Huma? Hand sanitizer please."
"I just love you on that 30 Rock program, Mr. Morgan."
Looks like Leroy got that 40 and a pack of Winstons after all.
Is that 'Merry Cooter Fondling Christmas' I see up in the banner? The years go by so fast...
A split secomd later, Jamal slumped to the floor as Hillary held aloft his still beating heart.
"You're going down, Barack! Oh, I'm sorry, I never could tell you people apart."
"'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
Jerome was horrified to see that Hilldawg's schwartz was as big as his.
"The sweeter the juice of what?" wondered Hilldawg.
Whispering; "Sorry Leroy, but you pale in comparison. And you KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout."
"How much for your girl?"
Riffing on Shayne:
"Vince!?! I swear it was Bill that... uh...
I'm sorry, sir, I never really could tell you people apart."
Have this one shaved, shackled, oiled and brought to my dressing room...
That looks "Old Navy." Are you related to Dawn?
When A Nappy-Head Greets A Ho
"Introduce me to the sista behind you."
"How many of you have wanted to be president since kindergarten?" she asked, knowing every one who raised his hand would soon be dead.
The staffer who makes $95k/year for carrying the Hildebeast's hand sanitizer is just out of the photo to the right.
You will address me as "Empress" from your knees, and who the he!! told you it was acceptable to touch me?
All your votes are belong to us.
"Sorry, Lavon, after I'm President you black men will have to be castrated too, just like the white men will be."
"The man's been keeping me down, too."
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