Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Hillary Touches a Negro

Hillary '08 Media Center


1. "So, are you, like, magical or anything?"

2. "Look, Senator Byrd is from another time and place, and when asked what a 'healthy buck like that fetches these days,' I'm sure it was meant as a compliment."

3. Jena, Lousiana, December 2006: "Hey, I'll pay you and your homeboys fifty bucks each if you pwn that whiteboy who asked about the Rose Law Firm billing records."

4. Looking at Hillary's face, Jamal decided he'd settle for just the forty acres.

5. "Look at those shoes. The devil really does wear Prada.



Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Oh, you people aren't at all what I expected! Which one of you do I talk to about getting my luggage?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I was told you could procure a couple of those little baggies for me, and you KNOW what I'm talkin' bout."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Just one second... Huma? Hand sanitizer please."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I just love you on that 30 Rock program, Mr. Morgan."

Best of Capt. Queeg
Is that 'Merry Cooter Fondling Christmas' I see up in the banner? The years go by so fast...

Best of Capt. Queeg
A split secomd later, Jamal slumped to the floor as Hillary held aloft his still beating heart.

Best of Shayne
"You're going down, Barack! Oh, I'm sorry, I never could tell you people apart."

Best of Jonathan
"The sweeter the juice of what?" wondered Hilldawg.

Best of Submariner
"How much for your girl?"

Best of curly
"Introduce me to the sista behind you."

Best of Submariner
You will address me as "Empress" from your knees, and who the he!! told you it was acceptable to touch me?

Best of GregMan
All your votes are belong to us.

Best of dj
"The man's been keeping me down, too."

27 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oh, you people aren't at all what I expected! Which one of you do I talk to about getting my luggage?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Shawn and Marlon Wayans in their hilarious sequel: White Chicks with Dicks

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I was told you could procure a couple of those little baggies for me, and you KNOW what I'm talkin' bout."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks almost Presidential in this picture... The old lady holding his hand has to go though.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary Thought Bubble:
"Oh God, he's puckering up for a cheek kiss..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Just one second... Huma? Hand sanitizer please."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I just love you on that 30 Rock program, Mr. Morgan."

Capt. Queeg said...

Looks like Leroy got that 40 and a pack of Winstons after all.

Is that 'Merry Cooter Fondling Christmas' I see up in the banner? The years go by so fast...

Capt. Queeg said...

A split secomd later, Jamal slumped to the floor as Hillary held aloft his still beating heart.

Shayne said...

"You're going down, Barack! Oh, I'm sorry, I never could tell you people apart."

Jonathan said...

"'Scuse me while I whip this out!"

Jonathan said...

Jerome was horrified to see that Hilldawg's schwartz was as big as his.

Jonathan said...

"The sweeter the juice of what?" wondered Hilldawg.

Submariner said...

Whispering; "Sorry Leroy, but you pale in comparison. And you KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout."

Submariner said...

"How much for your girl?"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Riffing on Shayne:

"Vince!?! I swear it was Bill that... uh...
I'm sorry, sir, I never really could tell you people apart."

Submariner said...

Have this one shaved, shackled, oiled and brought to my dressing room...

Submariner said...

That looks "Old Navy." Are you related to Dawn?

duke of red said...

When A Nappy-Head Greets A Ho

curly said...

"Introduce me to the sista behind you."

CJ said...

"How many of you have wanted to be president since kindergarten?" she asked, knowing every one who raised his hand would soon be dead.

divine miss m said...

The staffer who makes $95k/year for carrying the Hildebeast's hand sanitizer is just out of the photo to the right.

Submariner said...

You will address me as "Empress" from your knees, and who the he!! told you it was acceptable to touch me?

GregMan said...

All your votes are belong to us.

GregMan said...

"Sorry, Lavon, after I'm President you black men will have to be castrated too, just like the white men will be."

dj said...

"The man's been keeping me down, too."