1. "Molest her? No, I was just going to take her back to my office and feed her bananas."
2. "That's right, hon'. Men pretty much are all evil, but if you hook yourself the right one you can get pretty far on him."
3. "Little Suzie wants to 'F*ck the Patriarchy!' when she grows up. Wellesley's gonna love her."
4. Suzie wasn't used to Democrat Senate aides taking her picture with her clothes still on.
5. Unfortunately for Hillary, Chris Hansen was waiting in her office.
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Here we can see Hillary is sizing up this little girl for a future ventriloquist act...once she eats her heart there will be room for her hand!
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V the K, do you have a new obsession with reptiles touching little girls?
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Later, little Susie reported feeling cold and empty, as if all the happiness was gone from the world.
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Well hurry up and get the last picture of your daughter in, it is off to the village for her.
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Here we can see Hillary is sizing up this little girl for a future ventriloquist act...once she eats her heart there will be room for her hand!
Hillary: "I smell bananas, how 'bout you?"
Girl: "I smell dried up old pussy."
Later, little Susie reported feeling cold and empty, as if all the happiness was gone from the world.
My little brother became famous when forced to pose with Saddam Hussein. Now it's time for my 15 minutes.
Little girl's thought bubble; "Gee... Mr. Putin has longer hair in person..."
Well hurry up and get the last picture of your daughter in, it is off to the village for her.
Hill's thought bubble; "Must.Control.Urge.To.Nibble."
Come to me, my preciousssssss...
"C'mon! C'mon! Take the picture already. We're late for lunch."
Noticing the attention and sympathy lavished on the New Hampsire hostage taker, Hillary tries to remedy the dip in her pol numbers by taking one of her own. Her campaign staff later dismissed the crime as a poorly executed joke.
How about you strap some road flares onto your chest and I will talk you out of blowing yourself up. Hurry before the press leave.
V the K, do you have a new obsession with reptiles touching little girls?
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