Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Hillary Touches a Little Girl

Hillary '08 Media Center


1. "Molest her? No, I was just going to take her back to my office and feed her bananas."

2. "That's right, hon'. Men pretty much are all evil, but if you hook yourself the right one you can get pretty far on him."

3. "Little Suzie wants to 'F*ck the Patriarchy!' when she grows up. Wellesley's gonna love her."

4. Suzie wasn't used to Democrat Senate aides taking her picture with her clothes still on.

5. Unfortunately for Hillary, Chris Hansen was waiting in her office.

Best of Army of Dad
Here we can see Hillary is sizing up this little girl for a future ventriloquist act...once she eats her heart there will be room for her hand!

Bestest of metalgarth
V the K, do you have a new obsession with reptiles touching little girls?

Best of Robert
Later, little Susie reported feeling cold and empty, as if all the happiness was gone from the world.

Best of Double the U
Well hurry up and get the last picture of your daughter in, it is off to the village for her.

11 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Here we can see Hillary is sizing up this little girl for a future ventriloquist act...once she eats her heart there will be room for her hand!

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "I smell bananas, how 'bout you?"
Girl: "I smell dried up old pussy."

Robert said...

Later, little Susie reported feeling cold and empty, as if all the happiness was gone from the world.

My little brother became famous when forced to pose with Saddam Hussein. Now it's time for my 15 minutes.

Submariner said...

Little girl's thought bubble; "Gee... Mr. Putin has longer hair in person..."

Double the U said...

Well hurry up and get the last picture of your daughter in, it is off to the village for her.

Submariner said...

Hill's thought bubble; "Must.Control.Urge.To.Nibble."

Submariner said...

Come to me, my preciousssssss...

Capt. Queeg said...

"C'mon! C'mon! Take the picture already. We're late for lunch."

sonicfrog said...

Noticing the attention and sympathy lavished on the New Hampsire hostage taker, Hillary tries to remedy the dip in her pol numbers by taking one of her own. Her campaign staff later dismissed the crime as a poorly executed joke.

The Man said...

How about you strap some road flares onto your chest and I will talk you out of blowing yourself up. Hurry before the press leave.

metalgarth said...

V the K, do you have a new obsession with reptiles touching little girls?