1. "Molest her? No, I was just going to take her back to my office and feed her bananas."
2. "That's right, hon'. Men pretty much are all evil, but if you hook yourself the right one you can get pretty far on him."
3. "Little Suzie wants to 'F*ck the Patriarchy!' when she grows up. Wellesley's gonna love her."
4. Suzie wasn't used to Democrat Senate aides taking her picture with her clothes still on.
5. Unfortunately for Hillary, Chris Hansen was waiting in her office.
Best of Army of Dad
Here we can see Hillary is sizing up this little girl for a future ventriloquist act...once she eats her heart there will be room for her hand!
Bestest of metalgarth
V the K, do you have a new obsession with reptiles touching little girls?
Best of Robert
Later, little Susie reported feeling cold and empty, as if all the happiness was gone from the world.
Best of Double the U
Well hurry up and get the last picture of your daughter in, it is off to the village for her.