Thursday, December 27, 2007

Hello Nurse

Army of Mom


1. "Unh, huh, so you were so busy refinishing your bathroom you forgot it was Thursday and posted a pic of the Hilldawg? Well, perhaps a shot of sealing caulk in your heiney will remind you not to do that again."

2. Dear Lord, how much V1@gR@ does Bob Dole need to get it up these days?

3. Ann Coulter's health care proposal proved far more popular than Hillary's

4. "V1@gr@? No, just some fetal tissue to help Barbra Streisand cheat death for another week?"

5. "Heroin delivery for Mr. Lou Reed!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Senator Byrd, it's time for your daily stimulant dosage."

Best of Passionate Conservative
It took a long time to fill the syringe with John Kerry's Botox treatment, but it was time well spent.

Best of Submariner
That ain't a hypo mate. THIS is a hypo...

Best of Submariner
Sometimes, what happens at Avalon Manor, CAN'T stay at Avalon Manor.

Best of Submariner
There you go, Ms. Boxer. you're done with your Thursday morning botox shot. See you at 5 for the doubled, evening shot?

Best of Submariner
Senator Frank always found it embarassing when he showed up wearing the same outfit as someone else...

Best of Rodney Dill
Salman Rushdie is in trouble again after the publication of Satanic Nurses.

Best of curly
Two things necessary for Rosie O’Dumbell’s artificial insemination: a hot nurse and an industrial strength, contractor grade, mil spec turkey baster.

Best of prince of leaves
Oh, sure. They all have hotties like this on their advertising, but when you actually get to the clinic, it's always some 90-year-old crone who's REALLY giving the colonic power-washes.

Best of prince of leaves
Obligatory Sullivan Cap: "30-year-guaranteed paintable latex in white? After Labor Day? Are you mad?"


35 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Senator Byrd, it's time for your daily stimulant dosage."

Jack Reacher said...

So that's what happens in first class, after they close that curtain.

Jack Reacher said...

'ow to speak Kennedy; doing a shot.

Capt. Queeg said...

...and then Hillary opened the big box in the back and it was a Merry Christmas after all.

Passionate Conservative said...

It took a long time to fill the syringe with John Kerry's Botox treatment, but it was time well spent.

Army of Mom said...

'ow to speak Australian: Head nurse

Rodney Dill said...

Hillar-Care... one shot, good-bye.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well I got sumptin' to stick in your butt that won't hurt a bit either."

duke of red said...

'Ow to speak Australian: MUCH better. ;)

duke of red said...

Suddenly I find myself intrigued by that prostate exam....

duke of red said...

You're going to stick that WHERE?!??!? Promise?

Double the U said...

Under HillaryCare this is how they draw a small sample of blood.

Silhouette said...

What is she listening to?

divine miss m said...

Why Subby's always first in line to get his flu shot each year...

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M said...
Why Subby's always first in line to get his flu shot each year...


And you'll never guess how she administers the nasal mist variety!

Submariner said...

SOTG plays 'full-contact doctor; "OK, but then I get to give YOU an injection with my LIVING NEEDLE..."

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was ticked; "Now I have to come up with aNOTHER simply fabulous outfit for the '08 Olympics..."

Submariner said...

That ain't a hypo mate. THIS is a hypo...

Submariner said...

hmmmmmmmm;
This might be the answer to all those "needle exchange" program costs.

Submariner said...

Sometimes, what happens at Avalon Manor, CAN'T stay at Avalon Manor.

Submariner said...

There you go, Ms. Boxer. you're done with your Thursday morning botox shot. See you at 5 for the doubled, evening shot?

Submariner said...

Senator Frank always found it embarassing when he showed up wearing the same outfit as someone else...

Submariner said...

That 'minds me of a time about a week after we sailed out of Subic Bay.

Rodney Dill said...

Salman Rushdie is in trouble again after the publication of Satanic Nurses.

Van Helsing said...

That's okay, miss. I'm feeling better now.

curly said...

Under HillaryCare, there will be no more messy bodies in Marcy Park. Enemies of the State will go willingly to their doom, like sheep to the slaughter.

curly said...

Two things necessary for Rosie O’Dumbell’s artificial insemination: a hot nurse and an industrial strength, contractor grade, mil spec turkey baster.

curly said...

Next on “This Old Hospital”: Norm is of mixed emotions when he discovers Nurse Ratchet has been replaced by Nurse Calkgun.

curly said...

Due to popular demand, Sheryl Crow’s “one square of toilet paper” directive has been augmented to add “and a bead of baseboard calk to keep it all in”.

curly said...

“Now that the Botox injections are finished, Senator Boxer, we just need to fill in the remaining crags and cracks with some flesh-tone calk.”

Submariner said...

"How about a little ol' B-12 shot, V? It's just the thing to resolve your ennui problem..."

prince of leaves said...

Oh, sure. They all have hotties like this on their advertising, but when you actually get to the clinic, it's always some 90-year-old crone who's REALLY giving the colonic power-washes.

[Silhouette: I think that would be her iPud.]

prince of leaves said...

"Oh no, dearie," Hillary hissed as she slithered closer, "we take our rejuvenation treatment directly from the source, not from a syringe..."

prince of leaves said...

Obligatory Sullivan Cap: "30-year-guaranteed paintable latex in white? After Labor Day? Are you mad?"

prince of leaves said...

"Governor Huckabee? I have a special delivery for you from the pharmaceutical and stem-cell lobbies..."