1. "And when he was done, all he said was, 'You better get some ice on that.'"
2. "And that, Ensign, is why you never light a Vulcan's farts."
3. "Found yer cat."
4. "So, the game is, I put on the blind fold and I guess what Senator Clinton puts in my mouth?"
5. "You should wash now. My semen is highly acidic." The perils of getting a 'pearl necklace' from a Klingon.
Best of Jack Reacher
Fascinating, Captain. You must tell me more about these "roofies."
Best of Rodney Dill
Scotty lied sir, he really didn't need 30 minutes to get it up.
Best of Submariner
Bones my ass. "Brick" is not the ONLY kind of "layer" that you aren't.
Best of Submariner
Ricardo Montalban promised me some "soft Corinthian leather." Turned out to just be a romp in the back seat of a '74 Cordoba...
Best of curly
“Don’t phase me, bro!”
Best of ThatGayConservative
"That's the last time I volunteer to 'work on the captain's 'log''."
Best of Submariner
I really can't say what attacked me Captain; it was either a highly aroused cougar or Dick Cheney...
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"The red shirt means I'm expendable? That's not what you were saying last night Cap'n."
WV=cowjak
The last thing I remember, I said "Scotty, energize!"
Fascinating, Captain. You must tell me more about these "roofies."
"No wonder you Trekkies are all virgins! You don't know the first thing about foreplay! Last convention I ever go to."
Scotty lied sir, he really didn't need 30 minutes to get it up.
That was NOT my communicator that you patted...
The last thing I remember was some little dweeb asking me where the "Nuclear Wessels" were...
Yeah, yeah - the "Vulcan Pinch" isn't on the breast, it's on the neck. But look, O'Hura; if I didn't act like it was, it would've been a really boring Saturday...
McCoy? "Brick" is not the ONLY kind of "layer" that you aren't.
What the hell does a girl have to DO to interest you, Sulu?
Ricardo Montalban promised me some "soft Corinthian leather." Turned out to just be a romp in the back seat of a Cordoba...
“Ream me udders, Scotty!”
“I told you not to pet the crocodile!”
“Don’t phase me, bro!”
"Last thing I remember is Kirk put his phaser on 'fun'!"
“…and you say that Kirk then started to Klingon Uraneous?”
Costume Day at Hillary’s Intern Boot Camp went terribly wrong for one young novice.
Pity the poor intern who had to deliver Hillary the news that she did not get voted as Time Magazine’s Man Of The Year.
"You can expect to hear from my Attorneys at Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
...being Rosie O'Donnell's bitch does have it's perils.
"WELSHIEEEEE!!!!"
"That's the last time I review the captain's 'log'."
Ok, someone needs to explain to those fanboys that while food can substitute for sleep & a shower can substitute for sleep, food CANNOT substitute for a shower!
I really can't say what attacked me Captain; it was either a highly aroused cougar or Dick Cheney...
Why didn't I just shoot? We-ell, it's like this; Miles spilled a bottle of astro-glide on the memo. I requisitioned what I thought it said - pasties - instead of a phaser before beeming down. I just thought it was a pleasure planet... and it WAS!
You didn't interupt anything important Mr. Spock - Captain Kirk was just giving me dictation.
That Yoda's an animal in bed.
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