Thursday, December 20, 2007

Hailing Frequencies Open... in my pants

I swiped Ace's sub-threadline.Because I'm naughty!


1. "And when he was done, all he said was, 'You better get some ice on that.'"

2. "And that, Ensign, is why you never light a Vulcan's farts."

3. "Found yer cat."

4. "So, the game is, I put on the blind fold and I guess what Senator Clinton puts in my mouth?"

5. "You should wash now. My semen is highly acidic." The perils of getting a 'pearl necklace' from a Klingon.

Best of Jack Reacher
Fascinating, Captain. You must tell me more about these "roofies."

Best of Rodney Dill
Scotty lied sir, he really didn't need 30 minutes to get it up.

Best of Submariner
Bones my ass. "Brick" is not the ONLY kind of "layer" that you aren't.

Best of Submariner
Ricardo Montalban promised me some "soft Corinthian leather." Turned out to just be a romp in the back seat of a '74 Cordoba...

Best of curly
“Don’t phase me, bro!”

Best of ThatGayConservative
"That's the last time I volunteer to 'work on the captain's 'log''."

Best of Submariner
I really can't say what attacked me Captain; it was either a highly aroused cougar or Dick Cheney...


27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"The red shirt means I'm expendable? That's not what you were saying last night Cap'n."

WV=cowjak

Jack Reacher said...

The last thing I remember, I said "Scotty, energize!"

Jack Reacher said...

Fascinating, Captain. You must tell me more about these "roofies."

attmay said...

"No wonder you Trekkies are all virgins! You don't know the first thing about foreplay! Last convention I ever go to."

Rodney Dill said...

Scotty lied sir, he really didn't need 30 minutes to get it up.

Submariner said...

That was NOT my communicator that you patted...

Submariner said...

The last thing I remember was some little dweeb asking me where the "Nuclear Wessels" were...

Submariner said...

Yeah, yeah - the "Vulcan Pinch" isn't on the breast, it's on the neck. But look, O'Hura; if I didn't act like it was, it would've been a really boring Saturday...

Submariner said...

McCoy? "Brick" is not the ONLY kind of "layer" that you aren't.

Submariner said...

What the hell does a girl have to DO to interest you, Sulu?

Submariner said...

Ricardo Montalban promised me some "soft Corinthian leather." Turned out to just be a romp in the back seat of a Cordoba...

curly said...

“Ream me udders, Scotty!”

curly said...

“I told you not to pet the crocodile!”

curly said...

“Don’t phase me, bro!”

Double the U said...

"Last thing I remember is Kirk put his phaser on 'fun'!"

curly said...

“…and you say that Kirk then started to Klingon Uraneous?”

curly said...

Costume Day at Hillary’s Intern Boot Camp went terribly wrong for one young novice.

curly said...

Pity the poor intern who had to deliver Hillary the news that she did not get voted as Time Magazine’s Man Of The Year.

Rodney Dill said...

"You can expect to hear from my Attorneys at Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.

Passionate Conservative said...

...being Rosie O'Donnell's bitch does have it's perils.

ThatGayConservative said...

"WELSHIEEEEE!!!!"

ThatGayConservative said...

"That's the last time I review the captain's 'log'."

Cybrludite said...

Ok, someone needs to explain to those fanboys that while food can substitute for sleep & a shower can substitute for sleep, food CANNOT substitute for a shower!

Submariner said...

I really can't say what attacked me Captain; it was either a highly aroused cougar or Dick Cheney...

Submariner said...

Why didn't I just shoot? We-ell, it's like this; Miles spilled a bottle of astro-glide on the memo. I requisitioned what I thought it said - pasties - instead of a phaser before beeming down. I just thought it was a pleasure planet... and it WAS!

Submariner said...

You didn't interupt anything important Mr. Spock - Captain Kirk was just giving me dictation.

Rodney Dill said...

That Yoda's an animal in bed.