Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Funeral for a Pimp

SondraK
1. Obama's lead in the polls has totally gone to his head.

2. Obama unfortunately misinterpreted why the press had nicknamed him "Notorious B.O."

3. "Yeah, there's an undercover cop takin' a picture of me. There's always an undercover cop taking a picture of me."

4. "Hey, J-Lo, can you stash another AK in your snatch for a brother?"

5. "Would I like to be Ron Paul's running mate? Golly, yes!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Don't pay that dude any mind. He always follows me when I go into Livonia."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
If oil were discovered in Detroit.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No, what exactly DOES inconspicumous mean?"

Best of attmay
"Listen Pee-Wee, I can't be going over to your playhouse every time you want to watch cartoons. Wish for a damn HDTV."

Best of doc ock
Reverend Al's choice in a CPA explains much of his recent IRS troubles.

Best of curly
Clean but not very articulate, King Tyrone ran a tight ship down at the Avalon Manor.

Best of curly
“...and Happy Kwanzaa to you too, bitch!”

Best of sonicfrog
Hell Yeah I Did!!! I got the proof!!! Told tha bitch - I off that Burger King guy, I get ta keep his bling!!!!

Best of DJ
Hark! The Kwanzaa cell phone rings:
“Inventory my bling bling!”

48 comments:

Submariner said...

It's GOOD to be da King!

Jack Reacher said...

"You want the King whacked? Man, I LIKE the Whopper. Get outta here."

Jack Reacher said...

"Don't pay that dude any mind. He always follows me when I go into Livonia."

WV: magoat

Son Of The Godfather said...

What happened to Rodney King's settlement money?

Son Of The Godfather said...

What a fool... NO ONE wears a lime-green tie in December.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The good news?... He's sporting a "Hillary '08" lapel button.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The fortune was there, but the fame was elusive... Such was the life of Clifton Biggles, aka: the voice of Jar Jar Binks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know, it IS possible to like Elvis a little TOO much...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't believe all the rumors about the Reverend Sharpton keeping all that money.

Son Of The Godfather said...

See that little sign on the car behind him? It's King Arthur!

"'Scuse me, while I whip this (Excalibur) out"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Miami Dolphins took that one victory pretty seriously.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yeah, Leroy?... apparently it's not butter, it's Parkay..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

If oil were discovered in Detroit.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, what exactly DOES inconspicuous mean?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

King of Bling

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Can I hear you now?... Fo shiznit!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ejected from the auditions for the next Peter Jackson fantasy film, Ty claims racism and immediately contacts Jesse and Al.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Knights of the Round Table Pizza.

mklasing said...

Hey Leon: This is messed up--these Crackers said I couldn't play the part of "Burger King" 'cuz I'm black.

Anonymous said...

Hillary: Your Mothership Connection.

Submariner said...

It's HARD out here fo' a pimp.

Submariner said...

"King" is taken in Memphis? Crap!
OK; then how about a Prince in Bel-Air?

Van Helsing said...

Looks like he's wearing a Shrillary button. This guy might be Cabinet material.

attmay said...

"Listen Pee-Wee, I can't be going over to your playhouse every time you want to watch cartoons. Wish for a damn HDTV."

Passionate Conservative said...

Burger King's hip hop urban marketing strategy was doomed to failure

Army of Mom said...

The Humpty Dance will be big again. I'm telling ya ... remember, I got busy in a Burger King bathroom ...

doc ock said...

Reverend Al's choice in a CPA explains much of his recent IRS troubles.

doc ock said...

"Yo Johnny E..I am happy to be your Ho' beard on this Love Child thing..."

ThatGayConservative said...

"Yeah man, the po-lice is creepin' long side of me right now. I'm AM trying to look casual."

curly said...

“Yo Tyrone! Where be da black Santa we ordered fo da party? You know, the nappy headed Ho Ho Ho.”

curly said...

Bling Cosby endorses Vodaphone: “Can you hear me now m####r f####r?”

curly said...

“Dat’s right, m####r f####r, I is the G#d D#mn Pope. Now hand the m####r f#kin telephone to Reverend Al, ‘fore I kick your m####r f#kin black ass.”

curly said...

Clean but not very articulate, King Tyrone ran a tight ship down at the Avalon Manor.

curly said...

“No, 50 Cent is not my name; it’s how much Vodaphone charges me per minute to talk to your ugly ass. Now put the bitch on the phone, mucaca!”

Anonymous said...

Pimpin': Helping to advance racial stereotypes since 1968.

--DaveP.

Anonymous said...

Pimp Eye for the Classless Guy

--DaveP.

Anonymous said...

In the Kingdom of Limoobia, the national tradition is that the higher a man rises, the simpler his dress must become: important men must spend their time on more important things than fashion.

The King of Limoobia wears a loincloth.

This man scrubs his toilets.

--DaveP.

curly said...

“...and Happy Kwanzaa to you too, bitch!”

sonicfrog said...

Hell Yeah I Did!!! I got the proof!!! Told tha bitch - I off that Burger King guy, I get ta keep his bling!!!!

divine miss m said...

The King of Queens of Spades.

Rodney Dill said...

"What you mean I'm not Time Magazine Man of the Year anymore... Putin? I'm gonna cap his ass."

Rodney Dill said...

Rodney King, in the news again

Rodney Dill said...

"Yea, I called for the MF bambulance."

Rodney Dill said...


Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling, Obama phone
doot da doot da doot

Submariner said...

Mr. Moore? No can do on da smelly pirate ho'. Soon's dey hear yo name, dey runs screamin' somfin 'bout "pancakin' my pelvis..."

Submariner said...

...and the sound you hear is the remains of Dawn's cranium, imploding yet again...

DJ said...

"Dat's right, send three girls over to that fat white man in the whack red outfit. He keeps saying Ho Ho Ho."

DJ said...

Hark! The Kwanzaa cell phone rings:
“Inventory my bling bling!”