1. Obama's lead in the polls has totally gone to his head.
2. Obama unfortunately misinterpreted why the press had nicknamed him "Notorious B.O."
3. "Yeah, there's an undercover cop takin' a picture of me. There's always an undercover cop taking a picture of me."
4. "Hey, J-Lo, can you stash another AK in your snatch for a brother?"
5. "Would I like to be Ron Paul's running mate? Golly, yes!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Don't pay that dude any mind. He always follows me when I go into Livonia."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If oil were discovered in Detroit.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No, what exactly DOES inconspicumous mean?"
Best of attmay
"Listen Pee-Wee, I can't be going over to your playhouse every time you want to watch cartoons. Wish for a damn HDTV."
Best of doc ock
Reverend Al's choice in a CPA explains much of his recent IRS troubles.
Best of curly
Clean but not very articulate, King Tyrone ran a tight ship down at the Avalon Manor.
Best of curly
“...and Happy Kwanzaa to you too, bitch!”
Best of sonicfrog
Hell Yeah I Did!!! I got the proof!!! Told tha bitch - I off that Burger King guy, I get ta keep his bling!!!!
Best of DJ
Hark! The Kwanzaa cell phone rings:
“Inventory my bling bling!”
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It's GOOD to be da King!
"You want the King whacked? Man, I LIKE the Whopper. Get outta here."
"Don't pay that dude any mind. He always follows me when I go into Livonia."
WV: magoat
What happened to Rodney King's settlement money?
What a fool... NO ONE wears a lime-green tie in December.
The good news?... He's sporting a "Hillary '08" lapel button.
The fortune was there, but the fame was elusive... Such was the life of Clifton Biggles, aka: the voice of Jar Jar Binks.
You know, it IS possible to like Elvis a little TOO much...
I don't believe all the rumors about the Reverend Sharpton keeping all that money.
See that little sign on the car behind him? It's King Arthur!
"'Scuse me, while I whip this (Excalibur) out"
The Miami Dolphins took that one victory pretty seriously.
"Yeah, Leroy?... apparently it's not butter, it's Parkay..."
If oil were discovered in Detroit.
"No, what exactly DOES inconspicuous mean?"
King of Bling
"Can I hear you now?... Fo shiznit!"
Ejected from the auditions for the next Peter Jackson fantasy film, Ty claims racism and immediately contacts Jesse and Al.
Knights of the Round Table Pizza.
Hey Leon: This is messed up--these Crackers said I couldn't play the part of "Burger King" 'cuz I'm black.
Hillary: Your Mothership Connection.
It's HARD out here fo' a pimp.
"King" is taken in Memphis? Crap!
OK; then how about a Prince in Bel-Air?
Looks like he's wearing a Shrillary button. This guy might be Cabinet material.
"Listen Pee-Wee, I can't be going over to your playhouse every time you want to watch cartoons. Wish for a damn HDTV."
Burger King's hip hop urban marketing strategy was doomed to failure
The Humpty Dance will be big again. I'm telling ya ... remember, I got busy in a Burger King bathroom ...
Reverend Al's choice in a CPA explains much of his recent IRS troubles.
"Yo Johnny E..I am happy to be your Ho' beard on this Love Child thing..."
"Yeah man, the po-lice is creepin' long side of me right now. I'm AM trying to look casual."
“Yo Tyrone! Where be da black Santa we ordered fo da party? You know, the nappy headed Ho Ho Ho.”
Bling Cosby endorses Vodaphone: “Can you hear me now m####r f####r?”
“Dat’s right, m####r f####r, I is the G#d D#mn Pope. Now hand the m####r f#kin telephone to Reverend Al, ‘fore I kick your m####r f#kin black ass.”
Clean but not very articulate, King Tyrone ran a tight ship down at the Avalon Manor.
“No, 50 Cent is not my name; it’s how much Vodaphone charges me per minute to talk to your ugly ass. Now put the bitch on the phone, mucaca!”
Pimpin': Helping to advance racial stereotypes since 1968.
--DaveP.
Pimp Eye for the Classless Guy
--DaveP.
In the Kingdom of Limoobia, the national tradition is that the higher a man rises, the simpler his dress must become: important men must spend their time on more important things than fashion.
The King of Limoobia wears a loincloth.
This man scrubs his toilets.
--DaveP.
“...and Happy Kwanzaa to you too, bitch!”
Hell Yeah I Did!!! I got the proof!!! Told tha bitch - I off that Burger King guy, I get ta keep his bling!!!!
The King of Queens of Spades.
"What you mean I'm not Time Magazine Man of the Year anymore... Putin? I'm gonna cap his ass."
Rodney King, in the news again
"Yea, I called for the MF bambulance."
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Bling bling bling bling bling bling bling, Obama phone
doot da doot da doot
♫
Mr. Moore? No can do on da smelly pirate ho'. Soon's dey hear yo name, dey runs screamin' somfin 'bout "pancakin' my pelvis..."
...and the sound you hear is the remains of Dawn's cranium, imploding yet again...
"Dat's right, send three girls over to that fat white man in the whack red outfit. He keeps saying Ho Ho Ho."
Hark! The Kwanzaa cell phone rings:
“Inventory my bling bling!”
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