1. The White House, October 2009, "Happy Birthday... Madame President..."
2. "Goddess!" Hillary exclaimed. "If there's $100,000 in campaign contributions in her thong, I've hit the trifecta!"
3. "And I hope there is $100,000 in her thong, because I've always wanted to come into money," she went on.
4. Investors still doubted whether the merger of Victoria's Secret and Panda Express would achieve the synergy they were promised.
5. "I'll just have some cream for my coffee, thanks."
Best of attmay
Maxwell House of Ill-Repute
Best of Rodney Dill
I think I'll pass on the Pu Pu platter
Best of ThatGayConservative
Wait 'til you see the fortune cookie below.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
You don't want to know where she keeps the sushi.
Best of prince of leaves
With the beer tap in her belly-button and the humidor in the small of her back, the new Mitsubishi Heavy Industries "Kurayami 2900" Pleasurebot had everything a man could need.
Best of curly
Hill was hungry, horny, and really in need of removing the especially pesky hairs on her back.
Best of Submariner
Sully simply smiled and asked for a waiter to bring him a "Dragon Roll" instead...
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"Uhh huh, darlin', I appreciate you showin' me your new chop stick holder. Course I'm really lookin'for some place to put this here cigar."
Slick Willie
Maxwell House of Ill-Repute
I think I'll pass on the Pu Pu platter
I'd just be hungry again in an hour.
I thought a girl with tweezers in her hand would be an insult to every man, in every country... but I guess not.
cap this http://pizdaus.com/pics/IwuvfAIj7M68.jpg
Wait 'til you see the fortune cookie below.
You don't want to know where she keeps the sushi.
Saki it to me!
Is that rice bowl like the Mardi Gras cake? You have a year's good luck if you find the nipple? Or does it mean you have to pay for the girl? I can't remember.
New bra cup size: AA, A, rice bowl, B, C ...
squid and eels? No that is only served for dinner.
With the beer tap in her belly-button and the humidor in the small of her back, the new Mitsubishi Heavy Industries "Kurayami 2900" Pleasurebot had everything a man could need.
Hill was hungry, horny, and really in need of removing the especially pesky hairs on her back.
Chinese take out means something entirely fifferent at the Clintons.
"You want Saki saki real long time?"
Confusus say, pretty woman with rice on boobs satisfy many of man's hunger.
Sully simply smiled and asked for a waiter to bring him a "Dragon Roll" instead...
"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"
She used chopsticks to demonstrate that No. 1 Soulbrother's Alabama black snake was really not "too beaucoup" after all.
Army of Mom said...
New bra cup size: AA, A, rice bowl, B, C ...
Sorry, Mom, but I think that would be the ne T cup...
a) $100,000 in her thong = Best Christmas Evar.
b) Ma'am, I hope when I say "yum," you don't misunderstand my meaning.
c) Gives a whole new meaning to "dinner date."
OK, there's her rice bowls. When do we get to see Sushi's Tushi?
I think I'm gonna like my new rice and tea diet...
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