6 Degrees of Blondness
1. The White House, October 2009, "Happy Birthday... Madame President..."
2. "Goddess!" Hillary exclaimed. "If there's $100,000 in campaign contributions in her thong, I've hit the trifecta!"
3. "And I hope there is $100,000 in her thong, because I've always wanted to come into money," she went on.
4. Investors still doubted whether the merger of Victoria's Secret and Panda Express would achieve the synergy they were promised.
5. "I'll just have some cream for my coffee, thanks."
Best of attmay
Maxwell House of Ill-Repute
Best of Rodney Dill
I think I'll pass on the Pu Pu platter
Best of ThatGayConservative
Wait 'til you see the fortune cookie below.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
You don't want to know where she keeps the sushi.
Best of prince of leaves
With the beer tap in her belly-button and the humidor in the small of her back, the new Mitsubishi Heavy Industries "Kurayami 2900" Pleasurebot had everything a man could need.
Best of curly
Hill was hungry, horny, and really in need of removing the especially pesky hairs on her back.
Best of Submariner
Sully simply smiled and asked for a waiter to bring him a "Dragon Roll" instead...