Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Bob Casey, the Early Years

High School Without the Musical


1. These "re-enacting your birth" things just never seem to work out.

2. Billy's creative approach to "Everyday Math" earns him two gold self-esteem stars.

3. Billy is one child who probably should have been left behind.

4. HALP ME JON KARY...

5. "Yeah, we usually get two or three of these after every Young Democrats meeting."

Best of Jack Reacher
A rare photo of a young John Edwards, after, in his own words, "I tried to check out my own ass."

Best of Silhouette
See, you are smarter than a fifth grader.

Best of curly
Always seeking attention, as an adult young Johnny would gravitate towards hook skirts and nipple pasteys.

Best of curly
“All I said was ‘the Teachers Union is run by a bunch of Marxist, anti-American, Hillary supporting, money grubbing crybabies’.”

Best of The Man
gifted my ass.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Dammit, this ain't woking! Let's watch that jihadi tape again and see where we goin' wrong."

Best of metalgarth
Now showing on the Fox network:
"The Wonder Years, starring Ralph Wiggum"

Best of divine miss m
As Johnny got older, he discovered most his stories sounded a whole lot better if he simply inserted the line "...And then we started drinking tequila."

Best of The Man
Seth, the chairman of the local Ron Paul 4 President committee.

Best of Double the U
You think the kid is stupid? The teachers are putting the chair on the kid for some sort of diversity training.


27 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

The child of a former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, has trouble at school.

Jack Reacher said...

A rare photo of a young John Edwards, after, in his own words, "I tried to check out my own ass."

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, Billy, in twenty years you'll look back on this and laugh, clad entirely in sequins, from your spot in the parade route in Haight Ashbury."

Paul said...

How many union employees does it take to get a kid out of a chair?

Silhouette said...

See, you are smarter than a fifth grader.

Silhouette said...

Vincent van Gogh: the shocking real story behind the myth.

curly said...

Always seeking attention, as an adult young Johnny would gravitate towards hook skirts and nipple pasteys.

curly said...

Recruiters for Seat Sniffers Anonymous soon realized that they had set the bar too low in their latest drive for new members.

curly said...

Doubtless, Johnny would be more receptive to requests to help put away cafeteria chairs in the future.

curly said...

Johnny displays the neck brace that HillaryCare provides for young Republicans.

curly said...

Always an optimist, Johnny was proud to have such a diverse set of adults help him after he got his ass kicked.

curly said...

In today’s “Learning About Islam” class, Johnny volunteers for decapitation.

curly said...

“All I said was ‘the Teachers Union is run by a bunch of Marxist, anti-American, Hillary supporting, money grubbing crybabies’.”

The Man said...

gifted my ass.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Dammit, this ain't woking! Let's watch that jihadi tape again and see where we goin' wrong."

metalgarth said...

Now showing on the Fox network:
"The Wonder Years, starring Ralph Wiggum"

divine miss m said...

As Johnny got older, he discovered most his stories sounded a whole lot better if he simply inserted the line "...And then we started drinking tequila."

sonicfrog said...

Of coarse, the chair would have come right off if they had just lifted it straight off the kids head. Jeeze, and you wonder why the education system is failing so bad!

The Man said...

Seth, the chairman of the local Ron Paul 4 President committee.

Double the U said...

Another reason to home school your children.

Double the U said...

You think the kid is stupid? The teachers are putting the chair on the kid for some sort of diversity training.

Rodney Dill said...

Repeat. At least I captioned it somewhere before.

Rodney Dill said...

(ORA)
"Well what do you have to say for yourself young man?"
"Nanu, Nanu?"

Van Helsing said...

If there were no instructions indicating how to sit in the chair, the lawsuit is going to be astronomical.

Whacko said...

"I know its bad," thought Billy, " but not as bad as when those bullies used my head as a toilet plunger."

Rodney Dill said...

(boy thinking): "I knew I should've taken that dare to touch the flagpole with my tongue instead."

Rodney Dill said...

Don't remember how Mork from Ork used to sit down?