1. "Dibs!" Sullivan and Frank called out in perfect unison.
2. "It's Christmas! Come over and give Uncle Barney a hug!"
3. Copying Mitt Romney's example, John Edwards makes a speech explaining why he accepted Liza Minelli as his Personal Saviour.
4. While singing "America the Beautiful" at the 2008 Democrat convention, Clay Aiken finally comes out of the closet.
5. Victoria has a few secrets nobody wants to know about.
LOLFAG version is here. (But only KisPers are going to get the ref).
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Sometimes, before you even spot the Kucinich bumper sticker on the Prius, you just know.
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"WORST. APPLICANT. EVER." was all the Blue Man Group had to say about this one.
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Lenny was voted “Most Likely To Contract HIV” in high school.
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Elton John called. He wants his glasses back. And the g-string.
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Al Gore, in the follow up film "More Inconvienient Truths" deals with his son's drug addiction and "alternative lifestyle."
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♫ On the first day of Kucinichmas my true love gave to me,
A bizarre fag psycho banshee. ♪
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"And here to open the Democratic National Convention with a singing of the Non-Nation-Specific International Anthem, is Frank N. Furter!"
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Illustration courtesy of Massachusett's new NEA-approved Sex Ed Primer (forward by Gavin Newsom).
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I was just about to embrace the gay transvestite lifestyle but now, I think not.
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Queerat, disowned son of Beldar and Prymaar Conehead, performs at a drag bar on Remulak.
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Will someone please tell Daniel Craig that we already know that he can act...
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The publisher made Dr. Seuss change the title of "One Fruit, Two Fruit, Red Fruit, Blue Fruit."
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A bustier with shoulder length gloves? Is he mad?