Friday, December 07, 2007

And the number one reason homophobia exists...

SondraK

1. "Dibs!" Sullivan and Frank called out in perfect unison.

2. "It's Christmas! Come over and give Uncle Barney a hug!"

3. Copying Mitt Romney's example, John Edwards makes a speech explaining why he accepted Liza Minelli as his Personal Saviour.

4. While singing "America the Beautiful" at the 2008 Democrat convention, Clay Aiken finally comes out of the closet.

5. Victoria has a few secrets nobody wants to know about.

LOLFAG version is here. (But only KisPers are going to get the ref).

Best of Jack Reacher
Sometimes, before you even spot the Kucinich bumper sticker on the Prius, you just know.

Best of metalgarth
"WORST. APPLICANT. EVER." was all the Blue Man Group had to say about this one.

Best of curly
Lenny was voted “Most Likely To Contract HIV” in high school.

Best of lawhawk
Elton John called. He wants his glasses back. And the g-string.

Best of Shayne
Al Gore, in the follow up film "More Inconvienient Truths" deals with his son's drug addiction and "alternative lifestyle."

Best of curly
♫ On the first day of Kucinichmas my true love gave to me,
A bizarre fag psycho banshee. ♪

Best of prince of leaves
"And here to open the Democratic National Convention with a singing of the Non-Nation-Specific International Anthem, is Frank N. Furter!"

Best of Submariner
Illustration courtesy of Massachusett's new NEA-approved Sex Ed Primer (forward by Gavin Newsom).

Best of Whacko
I was just about to embrace the gay transvestite lifestyle but now, I think not.

Best of Robert
Queerat, disowned son of Beldar and Prymaar Conehead, performs at a drag bar on Remulak.

Best of Adjustah
Will someone please tell Daniel Craig that we already know that he can act...

Best of attmay
The publisher made Dr. Seuss change the title of "One Fruit, Two Fruit, Red Fruit, Blue Fruit."

Best of Snarkyone
A bustier with shoulder length gloves? Is he mad?

41 comments:

The Man said...

Bill was not happy when his Hillary-picked intern showed up for it's first day. Little did she know, he'd done worse.

lawhawk said...

Marilyn Manson, the later years.

lawhawk said...

Wilkomenen. Bienvienu. Welcome.

Welcome to Clinton's cabaret. Where everything is joyous. And gay.

Jack Reacher said...

But is it art?

Jack Reacher said...

An Obama cabinet would be nothing if not diverse.

Jack Reacher said...

Sometimes, before you even spot the Kucinich bumper sticker on the Prius, you just know.

Submariner said...

As it proceeded down the walk, cries of "Put back on the penis-hoody" erupted from the crowd...

Submariner said...

Good to see that Michael Jackson is starting to take care of himself again...

metalgarth said...

"WORST. APPLICANT. EVER." was all the Blue Man Group had to say about this one.

Submariner said...

Although not blessed by the same media attention, Dr. Frank-N-Furter's cousin, Nurse Cock-Tail-Viener, also did a mean Time Warp...

Submariner said...

The Veep chuckled; "Nice of Ann to send over mannikin targets for me to practice on..."

Submariner said...

Ultra-violet light therapy? Helen Thomas will try anything these days, won't she?

Mr. Right said...

With only one genuine female among their entire population, the smurfs eventually learned to improvise.

curly said...

SilkyPony looks away in disgust. “Red nipple pasteys with black garter belt supports? How South Side of Castro Street can you get?”

curly said...

Lenny was voted “Most Likely To Contract HIV” in high school.

curly said...

Thursday seems like a year ago.

kg said...

Touch this, Hillary.

lawhawk said...

Elton John called. He wants his glasses back. And the g-string.

Shayne said...

Al Gore, in the follow up film "More Inconvienient Truths".

Double the U said...

Those damn Ron Paul supporters will try anything to get attention.

Whacko said...

"No really, does this hoop make my ass look big?"

curly said...

♫ On the first day of Kucinichmas my true love gave to me,
A bizarre fag psycho banshee. ♪

prince of leaves said...

"And here to open the Democratic National Convention with a singing of the Non-Nation-Specific International Anthem, is Frank N. Furter!"

prince of leaves said...

At last, fashion designers come up with something practical!

prince of leaves said...

The offspring of Diva Plavalaguna had a hard time adjusting after her brutal murder.

Cybrludite said...

I see you shiver with antici... pation!

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, lightbulb head, can I use your sign when you're through?"

Submariner said...

Lawhawk said...
Elton John called. He wants his glasses back. And the g-string.


...and said said "don't worry about it washing it..."

Submariner said...

Illustration courtesy of Massachusett's new NEA-approved Sex Ed Primer (forward by Gavin Newsom).

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir was ticked; now he had to come up with ANOTHER spectacular new outfit for the '08 Olympics Free-Style competition...

Whacko said...

I was just about to embrace the gay transvestite lifestyle but now, I think not.

Robert said...

Queerat, disowned son of Beldar and Prymaar Conehead, performs at a drag bar on Remulak.

I may not know art, but I know sh*t when I see it.

The remake of Victor/Victoria got a little weird.

attmay said...

The only Smurf who looked forward to the idea of getting "eaten" by Gargamel, until he learned he meant it literally.

attmay said...

"Whoops, they fell down again. Damn it, when will 3M come up with some adhesive falsies?"

Verify: grlyjqf: "Girly Jackass Queer Freak"

attmay said...

♫ Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la la la la la la la... ♫

Adjustah said...

Will someone please tell Daniel Craig that we already know that he can act...

Steve O said...

Hmmm. There's something strange here.

What is that thing on his head?

attmay said...

The publisher made Dr. Seuss change the title of "One Fruit, Two Fruit, Red Fruit, Blue Fruit."

Rodney Dill said...

Looks like 'nuther Santa for your web banner.

Snarkyone said...

Sir Elton John's dream date.

Snarkyone said...

A bustier with shoulder length gloves? Is he mad?

Read. Educate yourselves. He's still a moron.

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