Saturday, December 29, 2007

2,000

This is apparently the 2,000th Cap This post. At an average of five caps per post, that's 10,000 captions (and about 30 funny ones). Is that a record? Alert Guinness.



1. Mike Huckabee's new ad features "a family of typical Romney supporters."

2. "Our family name used to be Kucinich, but the kids were getting picked on too much."

3. After Al Gore's Nobel Prize went totally to his head, he changed his name and began flaunting his tolerance for diversity.

4. Seeing how he treated the losers, ABC immediately regretted letting Fred Phelps host Family Feud.

5. "Dad, exactly how does this result in 'showing that Ann Coulter b!tch to keep her right-wing mouth shut?'"

Best of Jack Reacher
Those wishing to speak at the DNC convention sent their applications and photos in early.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh... That's pronounced FAY-JOE..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Pictured above: Proud parents Ray-Jing and Ima with their son, Wilby A., and daughter, Notta.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Much like the Flintstones, the Faggot family will have a "gay old time..."

Best of Whacko
"I know it must be confusing with our lifestyle and all. The first question we almost always get is 'how do manage to reproduce?'"

Best of curly
Thank goodness the site is P2K (post 2000) compliant, but what am I supposed to do with all of the dried food and guns that I bought in anticipation of the worst?

Best of evariste
"The English branch of the Huckabee family was even equally as ugly"

Best of Mr. Right
♪ Faggots. Meet the Faggots.
They're the modern New Age family.
From the town of Frisco,
They're a scene right out of La Cage III.
Each day, their young son gets in a fight,
Andrew Sullivan keeps calling Dad all day and night.
When you're with the Faggots,
Have a Folsom Street Fair freak time,
A wide stance leak time,
You'll have a "gay" old time! ♪

Best of Submariner
"Well in MY family, 'Papa spank' has a totally different meaning..."

Best of GregMan
Not to be outdone by Speaker Pelosi, Barney Franks trots out his own version of an exploited family to try and get sex-change operations added to the next Democrat health-care bill.

44 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Those wishing to speak at the DNC convention sent their applications and photos in early.

Jack Reacher said...

So the 2000th post is not on a Thursday and, even worse, features this family?
It's a cry for help.

curly said...

Congrats to VtheK and all of the cappers. The site's a blast, and thanks for your obvious reference to me ("and about 30 funny ones").

Rodney Dill said...

"Uh... That's pronounced FAY-JOE..."

Mr. Guinness said...

This is Guinness checking in. Sorry to inform you, there is a funnier site out there, with more laughs per page than anything on the web.

The site is "Al Gore's Undeniable Facts On Global Warming".

Son Of The Godfather said...

You're almost there, Mr.Brain... Keep playing with the DNA strains... you'll get it right, eventually.

Rodney Dill: "Uh... That's pronounced FAY-JOE..."
Stole that right out of my head, man. Nice. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Don't tease me, bro!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pictured above: Proud parents Ray-Jing and Ima with their son, Wilby A., and daughter, Notta.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Thanks guys, great picture! Send in the next family please... Hi, are you Mr. and Mrs. Ticklemynuts?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pinky was supposed to watch out for this sort of thing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"All I said was that the Faggot family joined some crazy contest, and now I'm up on a hate-crimes charge."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Faggots were a happy and gay family...

...Not that there's antything wrong with that.

Passionate Conservative said...

like the Flintstones, the Faggot family will have a "gay old time..."

Double the U said...

Mike didn't read the banner, but when he got back to school on Monday it was too late.

Whacko said...

"I know it must be confusing with our lifestyle and all. The first question we almost always get is 'how do manage to reproduce?'"

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks SOTG... My thoughts kinda drifted to a Frahnken-STEEN vein

prince of leaves said...

Amazingly, both children were later astonished to discover they were adopted.

prince of leaves said...

"And with the prize money, we're going to set up a special fund to finance our kids' educations and, uh, to replace our mailboxes and house nameplates, which seem to get stolen with puzzling regularity."

prince of leaves said...

In a textbook case of adaptation, 419 scammers get better cover identities while the 419 Eaters devise ever more elaborate schemes to make fools of them.

Submariner said...

2000? Oh, the humanity!

Congrats, V. (I think...)

curly said...

Thank goodness the site is P2K (post 2000) compliant, but what am I supposed to do with all of the dried food and guns that I bought in anticipation of the worst?

curly said...

Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco Values creep into mainstream family life.

curly said...

“Smorgasbord!”, quipped Andrew Sullivan.

evariste said...

Congrats, dude. I always read, even though I'm not always funny enough to come up with a good cap to contribute. Looking forward to 2,000 more.

evariste said...

"The English branch of the Huckabee family was even equally as ugly"

Mr. Right said...
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Mr. Right said...

♪ Faggots. Meet the Faggots.
They're the modern New Age family.
From the town of Frisco,
They're a scene right out of La Cage III.
Each day, their young son gets in a fight,
Andrew Sullivan keeps calling Dad all day and night.
When you're with the Faggots,
Have a Folsom Street Fair freak time,
A wide stance leak time,
You'll have a "gay" old time! ♪

(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Mr. Right said...

Congratulations, V!

Thanks for all the laughs...

Well, all 30 of 'em anyway!

Submariner said...

I always wondered about Sir Elton's upbringing...

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir immediately sent a letter asking for Papa's consent to join the family.

Submariner said...

Timmy's philosophy? If you already have the name, you may as well play the game...

Submariner said...

"Well in MY family, 'Papa spank' has a totally different meaning..."

Submariner said...

"hey, Hey, HEY; Watch those 'jazz hands' mister!"

Chrees said...

The title was later rescinded when it was determined that a faggot family should have poofier hair.

(Oh, and congrats!)

GregMan said...

2,000 posts and Shrillary's Thought Police haven't come after VtheK yet? Somebody's not doing her job...

Oh yeah, congratulations!

GregMan said...

What a bunch of faggots.

GregMan said...

A little ennui might not be such a bad thing for this bunch.

GregMan said...

Not to be outdone by Speaker Pelosi, Barney Franks trots out his own version of an exploited family to try and get sex-change operations added to the next Democrat health-care bill.

GregMan said...

How nature says, "please start using birth control."

duke of red said...

Congrats V teh Kayz, I'm fairly new here, and don't remember how I found this site, but I've had a blast so far.

ThatGayConservative said...

From the BBC:

"The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week,"

No other caption necessary. 'nuff said.

Submariner said...

What noice goys; every one of them has proven themselves courteous enough to give a reach-around...

curly said...

Mr. Brains: The only man crazy enough to produce self replicating faggots.

curly said...

Pandemonium ensued as someone dropped a bar of soap in the midst of the Faggots.