2. "News, reviews, lifestyle stories and editorials aren't really enough. We have to figure out how to make our advertising veer far-left."
3. "Fine, I'll just pull my own damn finger then."
4. "Do I look like a complete tool? You guys would tell me if I looked like a complete tool, wouldn't you?"
5. "So, anyway, I'm in the bath house, oiled up and ready for action, when this big ol' bear walks up, this big around with balls hangin' down to here..."
Best of metalgarth
Sulzberger never did quite get the hang of drinking tea like a proper nancy boy and had the sprains to prove it
Best of Jack Reacher
"Pinch, you don't have to do that every time someone uses the word 'vogue'."
Best of Van Helsing
Fortunately the picture doesn't show his pants, which match the suspenders.
Best of Rodney Dill
Air iPod was the natural progression from Air Guitar.
Best of Shayne
"...and voila! See? It disappears into thin air, just like my credibility. And my moral compass. And my subscribers..."
Best of Jay Guevara
Pinch Sulzberger, aka "Exhibit A," speaking before the House committee investigating corporate nepotism.
Best of Army of Mom
Sulzberger falls far short of successfully doing the MySpace Face complete with pout and finger gesture.
Best of Tim
Sometimes the nurses would let the "disabled" children dress up and pretend to have jobs. But the process ended after one patient swallowed his suspenders.
Best of lawhawk
Larry King can get away wearing suspenders. You, Pinch, are no Larry King.