1. "OK, Senator Kennedy. I've disabled the breathalyzer-ignition interlock. You're good to go. No thanks, I don't need a ride."
2. The first time in history an engine over-heats after the hood was lifted.
3. "That thing got a pair of hemis?"
4. "Actually, Ma'am, when I offered to 'give you a jump,' that's not what I was thinkin'..."
5. "Tell you what, Mrs. Clinton, instead of drinking each other's urine to survive, why don't I just call Road Service on my cell phone."
Best of Jack Reacher
Carmella told Mr. Clinton she was going to look at that bent rod of his, so the blame was 50/50 when he dropped his pants.
Best of sonicfrog
What We're All Thankful For.. Yay!!! A car repair!!!
Best of CC!
"Move along mister, there's nothing to see here."
Best of Steve the Wraith
Actually, I don't care anymore if my car runs...I've gotten myself started...
...and actually, I've just finished.
Best of Submariner
While the Mustang Ranch Garage wasn't all that competent and usually ended up taking 3 to 4 times as long per repair, it seemed to work for them.
Best of divine miss m
Subby mused, "She looks like that in a mini-skirt and repairs her own car; I don't even care whether she turns into a pizza and a six-pack at midnight!"
Best of Army of Mom
I ask him to stop and ask for directions. Does he listen? Hell no. Now, we're stuck in BFE and I'm having to get mostly naked to get the Bubbas here to help fix the car.
Best of Army of Mom
Radio ad testimonial: I was traveling down Route 66 when my car broke down. I called OnStar and within minutes, they sent out a mechanic to jump me. Thank you, OnStar.
Best of Army of Mom
Porn movies start out this way ... so do horror movies!
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Carmella told Mr. Clinton she was going to look at that bent rod of his, so the blame was 50/50 when he dropped his pants.
"Yes, Mrs. Clinton, you could say a car's electrical system is an AC/DC mix. Why are you smiling like that?"
"Every time I work on the engine, my neighbor tells me I have nice headlights. I don't think he knows much about cars."
What We're All Thankful For...
Yay!!! A car repair!!!
"Gosh, traffic sure seems to slow down right around here. I wonder why that is?"
"Move along mister, there's nothing to see here."
Subby considers a dipstick insertion...
Call triple A?
Hey baby, I've got your "Triple-A" right here!
Steve O
Actually, I don't care anymore if my car runs...I've gotten myself started...
...and actually, I've just finished.
Steve O
I think I feel a los Lobos song coming on...
Steve O
While the Mustang Ranch Garage wasn't all that competent and usually ended up taking 3 to 4 times as long per repair, it seemed to work for them.
Here's the problem, SOTG; looks like your distributor wire was loosened. And no, I don't want to go to the prom.
Subby mused, "She looks like that in a mini-skirt and repairs her own car; I don't even care whether she turns into a pizza and a six-pack at midnight!"
Your problem is the timing belt. Looks like your timing is off in bed AND in your car.
Stop applauding. You know that isn't what I meant when I asked you to give me a hand?
I ask him to stop and ask for directions. Does he listen? Hell no. Now, we're stuck in BFE and I'm having to get mostly naked to get the Bubbas here to help fix the car.
I have to grab your hose to make it go?
You see Mister, your right turn signal fluid is low. That'll be $380 for the refill. All other services are given freely between consenting adults.
Candy's Blow 'N Go Car Repairs
Hand me a wench, er, wrench.
Radio ad testimonial: I was traveling down Route 66 when my car broke down. I called OnStar and within minutes, they sent out a mechanic to jump me. Thank you, OnStar.
Porn movies start out this way ... so do horror movies!
Excuse me, officer, but doesn't the city have mainteance people to service your vehicle? I mean, I've never heard of community service on the spot to work off a ticket. And, why do you keep stroking your night stick in your pants? That IS a night stick, isn't it?
"How do I tell if my block's cracked?"
"Scoot underneath on your back, and we'll both check."
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